Annoying American names!

Okay, what I need are exaggerated, [name]OTT[/name] names that annoying american parents would name their children. I’m writing a story about pageant moms, so names like [name]Jaylen[/name], [name]Kaci[/name], [name]Ashleigh[/name], [name]Aubrie[/name]. I’m thinking yooneek spellings, jewels and word names that you would generally find annoying. Names that make you think, “Why?”.

I’m sure you get the gist.

Dreamer
[name]Queen[/name]
Pryncess
Ladie
[name]Rubi[/name]
MaKynzi
McKaela
Kaeleigh
[name]Kadin[/name]

[name]Liberty[/name]
[name]Justice[/name]
[name]Honor[/name]
[name]Precious[/name]
[name]Heaven[/name]
[name]Diamond[/name]

[name]Bentley[/name] and [name]Bryleigh[/name] were the first to come to mind.

[name]Porsche[/name]
[name]Gracelynn[/name]
Katelee / Caetleigh
Rozaleigh
Miabella
[name]Mycah[/name]
Bentleigh
Skyleigh
[name]Lace[/name]
[name]Silk[/name]
Starleigh
Kaizlee
[name]Lexus[/name]
Versace
Hollister

Oh, and if you ever suffer writer’s block: http://io9.com/5844988/the-10-types-of-writers-block-and-how-to-overcome-them
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Thanks amberdaydream! Really useful!

I met a little girl named Osytn (like [name]Austin[/name]).
And one named Ae’dyn (like [name]Aidan[/name]).

Oh, and [name]Edyn[/name] (like [name]Eden[/name]).

Mylania
[name]Sapphire[/name]
[name]Serene[/name]/[name]Serenity[/name]
[name]Audrianna[/name]
[name]Tiara[/name]

I once saw a Toddlers and Tiaras episode which had twins named Alycesaundra & [name]Giavanna[/name]. seriously.

[name]Parys[/name]
[name]Saffire[/name]
[name]Unique[/name] (I’ve met two girls with this name, not to add to your story, but it would be hilarious if two Uniques showed up to the same pageant)
[name]Kay[/name]-[name]Leigh[/name]
MaKinzie
Kaleidoscope (I’ve never encountered that one, just popped into my head as a “hmmm, nickname [name]Kallie[/name], I would cry”)
Joolie
Rozario
[name]Brittni[/name]
Perrydoe
Diamonique

Naveah and [name]Mercedes[/name].

[name]Ryleigh[/name]
Auriyana
Chrysteline
[name]Gryphon[/name]
Haylynn
Kymberlyn

[name]Neveah[/name]
[name]Jazzmin[/name]
[name]Ashlyn[/name]
[name]Mckinley[/name]
[name]Kinsley[/name] - I find this to be the most annoying name on the planet
[name]Mackenzie[/name]
[name]Paisley[/name]
[name]Presley[/name]
[name]Jayden[/name]
[name]Peyton[/name]
[name]Kennedy[/name] - means “ugly head” Why?
[name]Berkley[/name]
Laikynn
[name]Brinley[/name]
[name]Jaylee[/name]
Emsley
[name]Summer[/name]
Braylee or Braeleigh
[name]Jordynn[/name]
Taylee
[name]Parker[/name] - on a girl
[name]Carter[/name]
[name]Blakely[/name]
Blakesley
[name]Harley[/name]
[name]Daley[/name]
Maddisyn

Oh, Sparkle, Lollipop, [name]Rainbow[/name], [name]Princess[/name], [name]Bunny[/name] … Yeah, I’ve meet people with these names. And the worse: [name]Bunny[/name]'s last name was Rabbit. Her twin brother’s name was [name]Peter[/name].

I met a little girl named Maybreigh once and I thought it was a bit over-the-top, mostly because the woman named her daughter after a dead dog.

[name]Anniston[/name]
[name]Amberly[/name]
Peityn (worse than [name]Peyton[/name]!)
[name]Tinsley[/name]
[name]Shanna[/name]
[name]Pepper[/name]
[name]Rylee[/name]
[name]Chasity[/name]
[name]Jubilee[/name]
[name]Raelyn[/name]
[name]Izabella[/name]
[name]Jayde[/name]
Shawntel
[name]Addisyn[/name]
[name]Poem[/name]
[name]Jorja[/name]
[name]Karsyn[/name]

Audree
Lovlee
Glimmer
Amythest
Alexandrite
Opel,
Lazuli (lapis lazuli is a relatively rare semi-precious gemstone, lazuli is the genitive form of the Medieval Latin lazulum, which is taken from Persian لازورد l”zaward, meaning “heaven”, or “sky”, since the sky is blue, therefore, it is “stone of heaven” or “sky stone”. Fully, lapis lazuli means “stone of L”zhward”, as L”zhward is a name of a place where the stone is mined)
Corall
Kyleah
Chancelyn
Hannabella
Ryleeigh
Madisyn
Jaysie
Brailee
Braelynn
Destinay
Tyfanni
Khrystyne
Mykailee
Korynna
Rubique,
Spesyfyk
Rubee
Zyrkon
Topyz
Star-Rose
Nevaeh-Rose
Nevaeh-Maree
Chriselle
Byutee
Shanique
Lovalee
Garnette
Lolabelle
Macee
Sparkliey
Emyrald
Khrystaline
Daylee
Taralyn
Payslee
Faira,
Grayse
Coralbelle
Goldenbelle

this is fun…