Are you ready for ...?

then suggest the next one

i will start
your next birthday

Oh yes!!!

School to start?

No because I just finished school!

A job?

i think so ! i can’t work for complicated reasons but i’d like one

marriage ?

Nope nope nope no way nope no thank you nope hard pass nope nope nope

A spontaneous talent show?

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Sure! (My talent is being annoying)

Someone to come by, hand you a Footlong subway sandwich and make you eat it on the spot?

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No, I’m not. :rofl:

Christmas/the holiday season?