I often think that it should be mandatory for parents to attend classes for a course called “[name]Baby[/name] Naming 101”. It would save their children (and the world) from some of these ridiculous names/spellings. If they don’t pass and gain their certificate, they forfeit their right to name their child and a baby name expert would then step in to do the job! A bit harsh, do you think?
But… that’s what I was going to call my baby!!! Have to start the name search again…
I like:
[name]Aurora[/name] [name]Frost[/name] - Northern lights…
Lively [name]June[/name] [name]Rosamond[/name] - Beautiful, I really love this combo.
Miss [name]Green[/name] - I don’t know why, it just looks cute!
Kleopatra [name]Jewel[/name]
[name]Tora[/name] [name]Faith[/name]
[name]Ranger[/name] [name]Everett[/name]
[name]Sage[/name] [name]Spirit[/name]
[name]Storm[/name] [name]Christian[/name]
[name]Alfred[/name] [name]Otto[/name]
[name]Atlas[/name] [name]Tyrion[/name]
[name]Aurelius[/name] Sesul
[name]Marion[/name] [name]Antwon[/name] - Whoa, love this.
[name]Odin[/name] Stormwind - Best name [name]EVER[/name].
The first two lists made me want to gouge my eyes out with a blunt fork, but the last two aren’t too bad. I like:
[name]Emerson[/name] [name]James[/name] [name]Richard[/name]
[name]Marion[/name] [name]Antwon[/name] (prefer it spelt [name]Antoine[/name], but this is cool)
[name]Shiloh[/name] [name]Scott[/name] - [name]Shiloh[/name] on a boy! Woop!
[name]Avalon[/name] [name]Gabrielle[/name]
[name]Tallis[/name] [name]Teague[/name] - I think I quite like [name]Tallis[/name]. Hmmm
[name]Temperance[/name] [name]Ann[/name]
[name]Willow[/name] [name]River[/name] - very nature-y, but sweet.
[name]Heavenly[/name] [name]Grace[/name]??? Ugh. I bet these people actually think they’re being “0Mg sooo cute and original!!11!” Like this hasn’t been done a thousand times, and it was never cute in the first place.
[name]Addyson[/name] [name]James[/name] - I think you misclassified this as a girls name when it clearly should be in the boys section.
[name]Aries[/name] [name]Lillian[/name] - [name]Aries[/name] seems so masculine to me.
[name]Aurora[/name] [name]Frost[/name] - morning frost? That’s nice.
Creedence [name]Harmony[/name] - Um, no.
Dangerous [name]Lee[/name] Mayham - Dangerous sounds like it would be a boys name. They’re labeling their child as a danger. For the rest. of. their LIFE. [name]How[/name] sad.
[name]Merrick[/name] [name]Jane[/name] - [name]Merrick[/name] is so not a boys’ name.
Miss [name]Green[/name] - Um, what?
[name]Palmer[/name] [name]Juliet[/name] - Surely the birth announcement just reversed this child’s first and last name, right?
Phyllisity - OUCH.
Kooper [name]Jinx[/name] - [name]Jinx[/name]! Double jinx! You owe me a coke!
Kree Oath - WTH?
[name]Legend[/name] - Legendary.
[name]Ranger[/name] [name]Everett[/name] - So he could be [name]Ranger[/name] [name]Ranger[/name] Lastname some day? Nice.
[name]Rickey[/name] [name]Richardo[/name] - This only works if you’re [name]Desi[/name] Arnaz’s FICTIONAL character.
[name]Sage[/name] [name]Spirit[/name] - [name]Hope[/name] this kid’s got spirit.
[name]Wyatt[/name] [name]Loyal[/name] - At least [name]Loyal[/name]'s the middle name.
[name]Alfred[/name] [name]Otto[/name] - I like this one!
[name]Dana[/name] Kapono - don’t like Kapono but [name]Dana[/name]'s refreshing on a boy.
Domayne [name]Ki[/name]'Yomie - Domayne? Seriously?
[name]Elisha[/name] [name]Brantley[/name] - I like this.
[name]Emerson[/name] [name]James[/name] [name]Richard[/name] - [name]LOVE[/name].
[name]James[/name] [name]Addison[/name] - GORGEOUS.
[name]Kal[/name]-[name]El[/name] Ashok - [name]Kal[/name]-[name]El[/name] only works for Superman.
Majur [name]Elijah[/name] - Hopefully Majur isn’t a major pain.
Aniston Dance - Can Aniston dance?
[name]Daisy[/name] [name]Blu[/name] [name]Rain[/name] - A blue daisy in the rain?
J’[name]Adore[/name] Trezjore [name]Monet[/name]’ - A child’s name shouldn’t be a sentence.
Memory [name]Massiah[/name] - No, just no.
[name]Paisley[/name] Creek - I bet that creek is lovely.
[name]Aurora[/name] [name]Frost[/name], [name]Chandler[/name] [name]Elizabeth[/name], [name]Alfred[/name] [name]Otto[/name] and [name]James[/name] [name]Addison[/name] are not too bad.
The other names are very bad… I feel sorry for them.
I agree with mischa!
[name]Addyson[/name] [name]James[/name] - this was meant to be in the boy’s section right?! RIGHT?!
Dangerous [name]Lee[/name] Mayham - ye gads!
Luccassey - what on earth is Luccassey meant t be?
Phyllisity - <weeps>
Kooper [name]Jinx[/name] - <sighs>
[name]Rickey[/name] [name]Richardo[/name] - err
[name]Patxi[/name] [name]John[/name] - is this pronounced [name]Patsy[/name]?!
[name]Seven[/name] Sin’cere - [name]Seven[/name] is passable, but Sin’cere, come on!
[name]Chevy[/name] [name]Eva[/name] [name]HeavenLee[/name] [name]Ester[/name] - [name]Eva[/name] [name]Ester[/name] would have been nice
J’[name]Adore[/name] Trezjore [name]Monet[/name]’ - trying to be “classy” and failing BIG time
GIRLS
[name]Aries[/name] [name]Lillian[/name] - [name]Aries[/name] was a male god, so this bothers me. It bothers me even more that it’s NOT [name]EVEN[/name] HER ZODIAC SIGN. If she was born recently it would likely be Cancer!
Dangerous [name]Lee[/name] Mayham - oh god, why?
Edisyn [name]Leona[/name] - I love [name]Leona[/name], but Edisyn is just wrong.
Lively [name]June[/name] [name]Rosamond[/name] - Lively is actually not a terrible name, and the combo is pretty!
Maddyn [name]Donn[/name] - All boy. Soooo boyish.
Phyllisity [name]Jean[/name] - please stop.
BOYS
[name]Aries[/name] [name]Rick[/name] [name]Edward[/name] - at least this one has the correct gender.
[name]Rickey[/name] [name]Richardo[/name] - what.
[name]Wyatt[/name] [name]Loyal[/name] - [name]Loyal[/name] is actually kind of great in the middle.
BOYS
Domayne [name]Ki[/name]’Yomie - I… no.
Majur [name]Elijah[/name] - you spelled “[name]Major[/name]” wrong.
[name]Marion[/name] [name]Antwon[/name] - [name]Marion[/name] on a boy is actually kind of awesome and legitimate.
[name]Odin[/name] Stormwind - this is seriously the most epic name [name]EVER[/name] and I want to be named this if I was a boy.
GIRLS
[name]Chevy[/name] [name]Eva[/name] [name]HeavenLee[/name] [name]Ester[/name] - oh good lord.
[name]Heavenly[/name] [name]Grace[/name] - you’re not nearly as original as you think you are, parents.
J’[name]Adore[/name] Trezjore [name]Monet[/name]’ - stop it. STOP IT.
Memory [name]Massiah[/name] / [name]Messiah[/name] Xa’[name]Neria[/name] - [name]Messiah[/name] on a baby is weird in general. On a GIRL, it’s even worse, and the first one isn’t even spelled correctly. But I know a girl named Memory who loves her name, so if she manages to never tell anyone her middle name, she might be okay.
Lively [name]June[/name] [name]Rosamond[/name] - not such a fan of Lively, but [name]June[/name] and [name]Rosamond[/name] are pretty
[name]Jack[/name] [name]Holiday[/name]
[name]Owen[/name] [name]Ashley[/name]
[name]Wyatt[/name] [name]Loyal[/name] - my favorite name on this list
[name]Azariah[/name] [name]Edward[/name] [name]Rayne[/name] - don’t like [name]Rayne[/name] though
[name]Elisha[/name] [name]Brantley[/name]
[name]Emerson[/name] [name]James[/name] [name]Richard[/name]
[name]James[/name] [name]Addison[/name]
[name]Loki[/name] [name]Anthony[/name]
[name]Avalon[/name] [name]Gabrielle[/name]
[name]Temperance[/name] [name]Ann[/name]
Honorable mention to [name]Atlas[/name], [name]Aurelius[/name], and Castiel.
These are just awful:
Dangerous [name]Lee[/name] Mayham - don’t even get me started
Luccassey [name]Marie[/name] - someone please tell me this is a family surname
Phyllisity [name]Jean[/name] - the only thing that would even remotely begin to excuse this is if [name]Phyllis[/name] is grandma’s name
Kooper [name]Jinx[/name] - [name]Jinx[/name]? Really?
Kree Oath - What does this even mean?
Domayne [name]Ki[/name]’Yomie - Domain?
[name]Odin[/name] Stormwind - this sounds like one of the creative names my eight-year-old cousin comes up with for his farts
[name]Seven[/name] Sin’cere - sin’cerely awful
[name]Chevy[/name] [name]Eva[/name] [name]HeavenLee[/name] [name]Ester[/name] - at least she has [name]Eva[/name] and [name]Ester[/name]
[name]Heavenly[/name] [name]Grace[/name] - what I hope will be extended to her with this name
J’[name]Adore[/name] Trezjore [name]Monet[/name]’ - no
Memory [name]Massiah[/name] - Again I ask: what does this even mean?
[name]Messiah[/name] Xa’[name]Neria[/name] - ugh
[name]Paisley[/name] Creek - sounds like some weird 70s commune
I laughed so hard when I saw [name]Rickey[/name] [name]Richardo[/name]. And [name]Chevy[/name] [name]Eva[/name] [name]HeavenLee[/name] [name]Ester[/name] & Dangerous [name]Lee[/name] Mayham. Can you imagine what the kindergarten teachers will see in 5 years??? I still can’t get over [name]Rickey[/name] [name]Richardo[/name]…spelled all weird (HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!).
