Birth Announcements - VERY Unsual ones in here, and to come!

General Name Discussion
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BOYS
[name]Onyx[/name] [name]Kayne[/name]
[name]Haddon[/name] [name]Oliver[/name]
[name]Reef[/name] [name]Hendrix[/name]
[name]Forrest[/name] Evers
[name]Harper[/name] [name]Elijah[/name]
[name]King[/name] [name]Victor[/name] [name]Lynn[/name]
[name]Presley[/name]-[name]Lyric[/name]
[name]Shannon[/name] [name]DeWayne[/name] Adrial
[name]Eden[/name]
[name]Aubrey[/name] [name]James[/name]
[name]Mackenzie[/name]
[name]Zephyr[/name] [name]Sarge[/name]
[name]Artemis[/name] [name]Grey[/name]
[name]Beckham[/name] [name]Christopher[/name]
[name]Messiah[/name] [name]Domani[/name]
Tytan [name]Po[/name]’okela Kenyu [name]Abel[/name]
Jahstice Keolamauloa
Anakin Kaleo

GIRLS
[name]Pascale[/name] [name]Lou[/name]
[name]Praise[/name] TiLock
Ellevyn [name]Noelle[/name]
[name]Kai[/name] [name]Olivia[/name]
[name]Cohen[/name] [name]Elizabeth[/name]
[name]Annie[/name] [name]Beach[/name]
[name]Isis[/name] Kaumakaokalani
[name]Kinley[/name] [name]Blake[/name]
Rhyme [name]Phoenix[/name]
[name]Precious[/name] Zailani-Palei
[name]Shiloh[/name] [name]Sofia[/name]
[name]Scout[/name] [name]Ellie[/name]
[name]Sparrow[/name] [name]Waylon[/name]-[name]Lee[/name] Lemos
[name]Poppy[/name] [name]Grace[/name]
[name]Lennan[/name] Kaedance
[name]Chanelle[/name] Irish [name]Basilio[/name]
[name]Harlow[/name] [name]May[/name]
[name]Harlow[/name] [name]Irene[/name] [name]Lynn[/name]
Promyse [name]Raine[/name]
Forthycia

BOYS
[name]Steele[/name] [name]John[/name]
[name]Atticus[/name] [name]Andrew[/name]
[name]Declan[/name] [name]Paige[/name]
[name]Harper[/name] [name]Jake[/name]
[name]Jewell[/name] Dimoni
[name]Eddison[/name] [name]Joel[/name]
Liryk [name]Lee[/name]
[name]Ebenezer[/name] [name]John[/name] [name]Thomas[/name]
Spartakos
[name]Galen[/name] [name]Ryder[/name]
Jeager [name]Addison[/name]
Psymon [name]James[/name]
Sevryn [name]William[/name]
[name]Hendrix[/name] [name]Keyes[/name]
[name]Aspen[/name] [name]Amir[/name]
[name]River[/name] [name]Enoch[/name]
[name]Will[/name] [name]Danger[/name]
Vice [name]Rudolph[/name], and [name]Versa[/name] [name]Raphael[/name] [twi nboys, yes really Vice [name]Versa[/name]]
Taitem [name]Benjamin[/name]
Chord
[name]Kaiden[/name] [name]Stacey[/name]
Revan [name]Finley[/name]
Axis
[name]Bear[/name] [name]Riley[/name]
Aroyall

GIRLS
Rhilyn [name]Paisley[/name]
[name]Ah[/name]’Mircale’love
Zepplyn [name]Jill[/name]
Caidance [name]North[/name]
[name]Tru[/name] [name]Josephine[/name]
[name]Riley[/name] [name]Nesta[/name]
[name]Harley[/name] [name]Rayne[/name]
[name]Micah[/name] [name]Ann[/name]
[name]Draven[/name] [name]Ann[/name]
Im’[name]Unique[/name] Za’[name]Lee[/name]
[name]Kylan[/name] [name]Noelle[/name]
[name]Augustine[/name] [name]Johanna[/name]
[name]Paris[/name] [name]Arlene[/name]
Menominelle Aquin
Sauyer [name]Ann[/name]
[name]Eden[/name] [name]Topaz[/name]
[name]Blossom[/name] [name]Rain[/name]
[name]Wiley[/name] [name]Rose[/name]
[name]Wisdom[/name] [name]Kimberly[/name]
Lennex [name]Bradlee[/name]
Unesti [name]Virginia[/name]
Maddyn [name]Nicole[/name]
Aveena Quinzel
[name]Rosemary[/name] [name]Jane[/name]
[name]Ezrah[/name] [name]Anne[/name]
Maeson [name]Grace[/name]
[name]Kalliope[/name] Renna
[name]London[/name] [name]Paisley[/name]
Kree Rayn
Maddyx [name]Ann[/name]
[name]Paris[/name] [name]Noel[/name]
[name]Finley[/name] [name]Elizabeth[/name]
[name]Rayne[/name] Christyne
[name]Novella[/name] [name]Winter[/name]

UNKNOWN GENDER
[name]Fox[/name] C.
[name]Genesis[/name] G.
[name]Brier[/name] B.

GIRLS
Starlit [name]Sky[/name]
[name]Ireland[/name] [name]Anne[/name] [name]Madison[/name]
[name]Harlow[/name] [name]Nevaeh[/name]
Harloe [name]Shaye[/name]
[name]River[/name] [name]Wynne[/name]
[name]Snow[/name] [name]Marie[/name]
[name]Snow[/name] [name]Anne[/name]
Atlantah [name]Destiney[/name] [name]Mari[/name]
Arwynne [name]Matie[/name]
[name]Winter[/name] [name]Marie[/name]
[name]Ever[/name] [name]Honor[/name] [name]Estephanie[/name]
[name]Sawyer[/name] [name]Lynn[/name]
[name]Sawyer[/name] [name]Addison[/name]
Brekken [name]Romona[/name]-[name]Lynn[/name]
[name]Persephone[/name]
[name]Treasure[/name]
[name]Gable[/name] [name]Agusta[/name] [name]Clark[/name]
[name]Karson[/name] [name]Allene[/name]
[name]Ramsey[/name] Annalynn
[name]Clover[/name] [name]Jade[/name]
Rhyder [name]Lee[/name]
[name]Merida[/name] [name]Grace[/name]
[name]Augustine[/name] [name]Grace[/name]
[name]Jane[/name] [name]Adelaine[/name]
[name]Monroe[/name] [name]Elizabeth[/name]
[name]Diamond[/name] [name]Destiny[/name]
[name]Drew[/name] Sarie
[name]Lila[/name] Citrine

BOYS
Zuya [name]Odin[/name]
[name]Zaccheus[/name] [name]Gage[/name]
[name]Avery[/name] [name]Douglas[/name]
[name]Odin[/name] [name]Richard[/name]
Atreyu [name]James[/name]
[name]Hawk[/name] [name]Michael[/name]
Fievel [name]Elliott[/name] [name]Ellsworth[/name]
[name]Rhythm[/name] [name]David[/name]
[name]Link[/name] [name]Alexander[/name]
[name]Ezekiel[/name] Optimus Prime [name]William[/name] - Yes really…

UNKOWN GENDER
Chevrolet [name]Jesse[/name]
Kaidence Nyko

BOYS
Hemi [name]Lee[/name]
[name]Starr[/name] [name]Noel[/name]
[name]Emerson[/name] [name]Daniel[/name]
[name]Lakota[/name] [name]Shannon[/name]
Shylem [name]Robert[/name]
Capone [name]Thomas[/name] [name]Joseph[/name]
[name]Eden[/name] [name]Michelangelo[/name] -swoons
[name]Elisha[/name] [name]Charles[/name]
[name]Rooney[/name] Neej
[name]Monroe[/name]
Taydince
[name]Beckham[/name] x 2

GIRLS
[name]Juniper[/name] [name]Deborah[/name]
[name]Juniper[/name] JahleanRuth
[name]Cayson[/name] [name]Marie[/name]
Icelynn [name]Darlene[/name]
Everleigh [name]Frost[/name]
[name]Ever[/name]
[name]Bridger[/name]
[name]Persephone[/name]
[name]Treasure[/name]
[name]Luca[/name]
[name]Arizona[/name] [name]Renee[/name]
[name]Pepper[/name] [name]Marae[/name]
[name]River[/name] Song
[name]Finley[/name] [name]Maura[/name]
Shasmyne [name]Luz[/name]
[name]Felix[/name] [name]Faye[/name]
[name]Sapphire[/name] [name]Noel[/name]
[name]Promise[/name] Faamaoni
Starlit [name]Sky[/name]
[name]Ireland[/name] [name]Anne[/name] [name]Madison[/name]
[name]Harlow[/name] [name]Nevaeh[/name]
Rylynn [name]Mackenzie[/name]
[name]Olive[/name] [name]Lachlan[/name]
[name]Sparrow[/name] [name]Noel[/name]
[name]Cedar[/name] [name]Louise[/name]
[name]Cedar[/name] [name]Tomi[/name]

BOYS
[name]Memphis[/name]
Skuxe Kyaota
Athen [name]Xavier[/name]
[name]Arlen[/name] [name]Nicholas[/name]
[name]Marley[/name] [name]Matthew[/name]
[name]Rome[/name] [name]Matthew[/name]
[name]Avery[/name] [name]Alan[/name]
[name]Max[/name] Wildcat
Druid [name]Andres[/name]
Pyrce [name]Rock[/name]
[name]Alfred[/name] [name]James[/name] [name]Charles[/name]
[name]Avery[/name] [name]Skyler[/name]
[name]Avery[/name] [name]Timothy[/name]
[name]Rex[/name] [name]Bartholomew[/name]
McCrea [name]Cleo[/name]
Madyn [name]Ellis[/name]
Godrick [name]James[/name]
[name]Geronimo[/name] [name]Carmel[/name] [name]Thomas[/name]
[name]Jody[/name] [name]Francisco[/name]
[name]Destry[/name] OnNeal
[name]Hedi[/name] [name]Julius[/name]
Corinthians
[name]Kensington[/name]
Dartanyn Alaris
[name]Cheyane[/name] [name]Joaquin[/name] - love [name]Cheyenne[/name] on a boy

GIRLS
[name]Arizona[/name]
Royalyn Aleze
McCartney [name]Mae[/name]
Swayzi [name]Mahalia[/name]
Rachekkynn [name]Olivia[/name]
[name]Astrid[/name] Solstice
Kalvary [name]Jo[/name]
Raevyn [name]Temperance[/name]
[name]Renesmee[/name] [name]Cinda[/name]
Promyse [name]Levon[/name]
[name]Prestyn[/name] [name]Leigh[/name]
Marrik [name]Lee[/name]
[name]Finnley[/name] [name]Kaia[/name]
[name]Anderson[/name] [name]Laila[/name]
[name]Juniper[/name] [name]Evening[/name]
Dhuma
Legacy
[name]Loyal[/name]-[name]Raye[/name] [name]Kelly[/name]
Elliette [name]Ruth[/name]
[name]Phoenix[/name] [name]Emilee[/name]
[name]Suri[/name] [name]Laina[/name]
[name]Honor[/name] [name]Leigh[/name]
[name]October[/name] [name]Rose[/name]
[name]Sparrow[/name] Kelti -second [name]Sparrow[/name] sighting on a girl
[name]Archer[/name] [name]Lynn[/name]
[name]Beretta[/name]
[name]Rooney[/name] [name]Kendall[/name]
Stachyess [name]Diane[/name]
[name]Harley[/name] [name]Quinn[/name]

BOYS
[name]ROOSEVELT[/name]
[name]RAVEN[/name] [name]DRAKE[/name]
Lofton Tyse
[name]Tru[/name] [name]Mac[/name]
[name]Grant[/name] [name]Ulysses[/name] Python & [name]Lee[/name] [name]Edward[/name] Ramseys [twins]
LYRIK [name]ANTHONY[/name] [name]ROBERT[/name]
PLUTARCO [name]ELIAS[/name]
[name]ADRIAN[/name] [name]JUSTIS[/name] [name]TENNESSEE[/name]
[name]ZEN[/name] MYKAL ADARION

GIRLS
[name]Dallas[/name] [name]Nicole[/name]
AERIS [name]RAYNE[/name]
[name]OCTOBER[/name] [name]ROSE[/name] -born in [name]October[/name]
SHAFARI CASANOVA
Passions [name]Leigh[/name]
[name]MARIYAH[/name] De’SYMBER [name]MAE[/name]
[name]ARIZONA[/name] [name]DANIELLE[/name] [name]JEAN[/name]
[name]Rigel[/name] [name]Mercedes[/name]
[name]Beau[/name] [name]Renae[/name]

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Holy crap. These are mostly from the “oh no you didn’t” school of naming. Optimus Prime?

I have actually met another Im’[name]Unique[/name], without the hyphen tho. That’s a nice touch. Classy! I was working in a children’s portrait studio. A mom hands me her beautiful 2 week old daughter to photograph. I said, “What’s her name?” and she said “Imunique.” And I waited. I thought she was saying, “I’m unique so I gave my child this unique name of ______.” And then she repeated it. And I got it. And died a little inside.

Thanks for posting! From whence do these insane announcements come?

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Oh my. There’s some cute names in there, but there’s also a lot of dodgy ones!

Where did you find them?

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Ouch. My mind hurts.

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I actually have a “niece” (older step daughter of my brother in law) who named her daughter [name]Nola[/name] Eqinox since she was born on the first day of spring a few years ago.

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What on earth is Stachyess meant to be?!

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There’s a horse at the barn I go to named Optimus Prime (Opi)!

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Am I the only one who noticed the twins named [name]Grant[/name] [name]Ulysses[/name] Python and [name]Lee[/name] [name]Edward[/name] [name]Ramsey[/name]? [name]Flip[/name] those names and you’ve got [name]Ulysses[/name] [name]Grant[/name] and R. E. [name]Lee[/name]. Good job, parents.

Amongst all the weird and awful, there are some gems in there. My favorites:

[name]Harper[/name] [name]Elijah[/name]
[name]Beckham[/name] [name]Christopher[/name]
[name]Ebenezer[/name] [name]John[/name] [name]Thomas[/name]
[name]Aspen[/name] [name]Amir[/name]
[name]River[/name] [name]Enoch[/name]
[name]Zaccheus[/name] [name]Gage[/name]
[name]Avery[/name] [name]Douglas[/name]
[name]Hawk[/name] [name]Michael[/name]
[name]Rhythm[/name] [name]David[/name]
[name]Emerson[/name] [name]Daniel[/name]
[name]Eden[/name] [name]Michelangelo[/name]
[name]Elisha[/name] [name]Charles[/name]
[name]Avery[/name] [name]Alan[/name]
[name]Alfred[/name] [name]James[/name] [name]Charles[/name]
[name]Rex[/name] [name]Bartholomew[/name]

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Spartakos… EEK!

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Holy smokes some of those are beyond ridiculous… Optimus Prime… the boy probably won’t even be into transformers since they are already wrapping up their second round of popularity. So many losers in there, but a few I love. Thanks for sharing! Are these all really from official birth announcements?

Im’unique… those parents need kicked in the shins…

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I have to say I love the following:
Boys: [name]Eden[/name], [name]Aubrey[/name] [name]James[/name], Anakin Kaleo,
Girls: [name]Paris[/name] [name]Arlene[/name], [name]Paris[/name] [name]Noel[/name] ([name]Paris[/name] is growning on me)
The ones that provoked a serious “What the…” reaction: [name]Cohen[/name] on a GIRL, Ellevyn (no idea how to eve say it)
[name]Paige[/name]…on a boy.
Liryk…
Psymo
Vice and [name]Versa[/name]…on twins.
Aroyall, I get that it’s to be “A royal” but not the reference I was getting at first.
Kree? Unesti?
[name]Ezrah[/name]?

I couldn’t even finish reading the listing…