Blind Name Date

Pretty simple. Poster 1 picks a name, and poster 2 describes what a person with that name is like when they turn up on a blind date. Then poster 2 picks the next name.

Example:

Poster One: [name]Claude[/name].

Poster Two: [name]Claude[/name] shows up to the restaurant late. It’s a rainy day and he forgot an umbrella, so he’s drenched. He’s tall, thin, and perfectly bald and wears round glasses and a tweed suit with pant legs that are slightly too short. His mustache literally resembles bird poop, and he’s wearing two different socks. [name]Claude[/name] orders an arugula salad and water and keeps talking about the Civil War no matter how much his date tries to change the subject.
New name: [name]Ellen[/name]

Got it? Okay. The first name is:
[name]Abigail[/name].

[name]Abigail[/name] wants to meet her date at the zoo. She shows up to her date wearing a funky animal hat, converse shoes and lime green knee high socks. She talks more to the animals than to her date. She decides that she really wants to get her dates heart pumping, so she throws him into the shark tank. Her date survives but their future of a relationship does not.

Next name: [name]Dean[/name]

[name]Dean[/name] is the college football quarterback. As a result of the seven concussions he’s had, he forgets which restaurant to go to. After showing up to three different restaurants, he finally decides to give up, grabs a pizza to go, and heads home to watch the highlights of his latest game. Meanwhile, his date across town waits patiently until she gets offered a drink by a handsome and rich banker (whom she thinks is her blind date all along). Being a match made in [name]Heaven[/name], they hit it off and three years later, they marry and go on to have 4 beautiful children. Some things are just meant to happen (or, in this case, not to happen - sorry [name]Dean[/name]).

Next name: [name]Esme[/name]

[name]Esme[/name] is a tall, slim, and gorgeous twenty-four-year-old redhead. She works as first grade teacher and her life revolves mainly around her students. Her best friend sets her up on a blind date at an expensive Italian restaurant with a successful thirty-five-year-old businessman. [name]Esme[/name]'s date is taken by surprise when she shows up in a simple but pretty green dress and heels, with little makeup and her hair in loose waves. She laughs at his corny jokes, carries on an intelligent conversation, and makes him feel more relaxed than he’s ever been in months. There’s definitely going to be a second date.

Next name: [name]Lysander[/name]

[name]Lysander[/name] grumbles as he walks through the sunny day to the coffeehouse where he will meet his date. He shuffles his Birkenstocks and barely says hello to the girl. He orders a basic hamburger but when it comes with pickles he screams and yells and insists he wanted CHEESE AND KETCHUP AND LETTUCE AND NOTHING [name]ELSE[/name]. The date is appalled and walks out as he begins to wrestle the waiter. When he notices she is gone and the hamburger has been thrown in the waiter’s face, he eats her salad and runs away without paying the bill.

New name: [name]Briella[/name]

[name]Briella[/name] shows up for her date ten minutes ‘fashionably’ late in a hot pink leopard print dress that is way too short and tight for a family restaurant. She has blonde hair in a high ponytail, has on too much makeup for this time of day, hoop earrings big enough to be bracelets, and is wearing platform stilettos that would make Lady Gaga jealous. She only talks about herself, and when her date tries to talk about himself she pulls out her phone and begins texting her friends and giggling. After eating her expensive meal and attempting to order shots of tequila several times, unsuccessfully, she excuses herself to the ladies’ room and never returns, leaving her date with the bill.

Next name: [name]Schuyler[/name]

[name]Schuyler[/name] is at the restaurant waiting for you when you get there. He’s wearing a pale yellow polo and dirty jeans. His dark hair is short and messy. When you go to sit down, he doesn’t greet you more than a small head nod. For most of the meal he stares at his food and doesn’t talk. He’s shy. You find it awkward.

Next: [name]Jude[/name]

[name]Jude[/name] arrives spot on time at the small restaraunt you both chose to meet at. He has medium length blonde hair and is slightly tubby but cute. He is wearing a plaid shirt and dress pants and gives off a slightly nerdish aura. He is very polite and the conversation stays light and friendly the whole date. You enjoy yourself but dont feel like the relationship would last. He pays for your meal and bids you goodnight.

Next: [name]Arabelle[/name]