BNG, angry parents!

Me: [name_f]Caoimhe[/name_f] [name_f]Lily[/name_f] [name_m]Parks[/name_m]
Him: [name_m]Liam[/name_m] [name_m]Payne[/name_m]
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[name_f]Olivia[/name_f] [name_f]Caroline[/name_f], [name_f]Edith[/name_f] [name_f]Natalie[/name_f], and [name_f]Lucy[/name_f] [name_f]Alice[/name_f].
[name_m]Eli[/name_m] [name_u]Oak[/name_u], [name_u]Auden[/name_u] [name_u]Owen[/name_u], and [name_u]Aidan[/name_u] [name_u]Evan[/name_u].
[name_m]Jacob[/name_m] [name_m]David[/name_m] and Sophias [name_f]Isabella[/name_f].

After the birth of Jaob & [name_f]Sophia[/name_f], my husband and I call my parents. As I expected, they flipped. I explained that I am a grown lady, and that I am free to have kids if I please. I tell them about [name_m]Liam[/name_m]'s new world tour with the band, and my new teaching position, closer to home. But the teaching position isn’t for another year and a half, because I’ll be on the oroad with hubby, kids and the rest of the band. They apoligize, and wish us the best as a family. Infact, they booked a flight to oour home for next week. They have never meant 5 of our 8 children.

Your name: [name_f]Cassandra[/name_f] [name_u]Florentine[/name_u] [name_m]Lewis[/name_m]
His name: [name_m]Benedict[/name_m] [name_m]Timothy[/name_m] [name_m]Carlton[/name_m] Cumberbatch
You and [name_m]Benedict[/name_m] want to make your lives more complete. You have just married, and are both 26 years old.

You both figure that something needs to happen, but maybe in a few years-not just yet. However, on your honey moon you happen to be in a romantic mood, and the next minute you know, you are both in bed together. You realize that this could occur way to quickly, and you try to tell [name_m]Benedict[/name_m] that you should both stop. But he says, “It’ll be alright! [name_m]Don[/name_m]'t worry!” You calm down and relax with him. The next morning you panic. You understand that last night actually happened, and realize that there is no turning back. You tell [name_m]Benedict[/name_m] and he says that you must go to the doctors. You are pregnant!
You are having one girl.

But suddenly you remember the strict rules of your parents. “You must be 30 before you have a child!” You have to tell them, but they don’t talk to you and are unimpressed. You have your child/ren in [name_u]November[/name_u], and call them: [name_f]Siobhan[/name_f] [name_f]Jane[/name_f].

2 years later you decide that the rule about being 30 years old is broken, so it won’t hurt to have another child…would it?
[name_m]Male[/name_m] triplets!

When the doctor tells you how many multiples you are having, you almost faint in shock and [name_m]Benedict[/name_m] tells your parents because you are too scared. They say that you aren’t allowed to have any more children. That this is enough and they are very unhappy. You decide to listen this time. Soon you’ll have a school!! They arrive, and you are thrilled.
[name_m]Ezra[/name_m] [name_u]Owen[/name_u], [name_m]Atticus[/name_m] [name_u]Ellery[/name_u], & [name_m]Amedeo[/name_m] [name_m]Isaac[/name_m] .

3 years go by and you are a happy family. Your first born/s are 5 years old and starting school soon. It’s your anniversary and you and [name_m]Benedict[/name_m] go out for dinner. You come home reasonably drunk and go to bed together without any thoughts. Next thing you know, you are awake, trying to recall the night. You gasp. Everything you have done has made your parents hate you, and now theyre just going to hate you more! Sure enough, it’s happened and there is nothing you can do. You have… a girl.
You name it [name_f]Winslet[/name_f] [name_m]Salinger[/name_m] .

Your name: [name_f]Erin[/name_f] [name_f]Mary[/name_f] Hutcherson
His name: [name_m]Joshua[/name_m] [name_u]Ryan[/name_u] Hutcherson

You and [name_m]Josh[/name_m] want to make your lives more complete. You have just married, and are both:
5-6: 26 years old

You both figure that something needs to happen, but maybe in a few years-not just yet. However, on your honey moon you happen to be in a romantic mood, and the next minute you know, you are both in bed together. You realize that this could occur way to quickly, and you try to tell (HIS NAME) that you should both stop. But he says, “It’ll be alright! [name_m]Don[/name_m]'t worry!” You calm down and relax with him. The next morning you panic. You understand that last night actually happened, and realize that there is no turning back. You tell (HIS NAME) and he says that you must go to the doctors. You are pregnant!
([name_m]Roll[/name_m] dice)
3-4: you are having g/g/g triplets

But suddenly you remember the strict rules of your parents. “You must be 30 before you have a child!” You have to tell them, but they don’t talk to you and are unimpressed. You have your children in [name_u]November[/name_u], and call them:
[name_f]Alice[/name_f] [name_f]Claire[/name_f] and [name_f]Caroline[/name_f] [name_f]Nora[/name_f] and [name_f]Margaret[/name_f] [name_f]Ellen[/name_f]

2 years later you decide that the rule about being 30 years old is broken, so it won’t hurt to have another child…would it?
5-6: b/b/b/b/b quints

When the doctor tells you how many multiples you are having, you almost faint in shock and (HIS NAME) tells your parents because you are too scared. They say that you aren’t allowed to have any more children. That this is enough and they are very unhappy. You decide to listen this time. Soon you’ll have a school!! They arrive, and you are thrilled.
[name_m]Eamon[/name_m] [name_u]Ashton[/name_u] and [name_m]Augustus[/name_m] [name_m]Ethan[/name_m] and [name_u]Owen[/name_u] [name_m]Isaac[/name_m] and [name_m]Atticus[/name_m] [name_m]Aaron[/name_m] and [name_u]Emmett[/name_u] [name_m]Abraham[/name_m]

3 years go by and you are a happy family. Your first born/s are 5 years old and starting school soon. It’s your anniversary and you and (HIS NAME) go out for dinner. You come home reasonably drunk and go to bed together without any thoughts. Next thing you know, you are awake, trying to recall the night. You gasp. Everything you have done has made your parents hate you, and now theyre just going to hate you more! Sure enough, it’s happened and there is nothing you can do. You have…
5-6: girl

That’s it, you decide that you shouldn’t tell your parents until the baby comes. You name it:
[name_f]Mary[/name_f] [name_f]Emily[/name_f]

[name_f]Alice[/name_f], [name_f]Caroline[/name_f], [name_f]Margaret[/name_f], [name_m]Eamon[/name_m], [name_u]Gus[/name_u], [name_u]Owen[/name_u], [name_m]Atticus[/name_m], [name_u]Emmett[/name_u], and [name_f]Mary[/name_f]

Your name: [name_f]Arabella[/name_f] [name_f]Rose[/name_f] [name_m]Miller[/name_m]
His name: [name_m]Jonathan[/name_m] [name_u]Lee[/name_u] [name_m]Miller[/name_m]

You and [name_m]Jonny[/name_m] want to make your lives more complete. You have just married, and are both 22 years old.
You both figure that something needs to happen, but maybe in a few years-not just yet. However, on your honey moon you happen to be in a romantic mood, and the next minute you know, you are both in bed together. You realize that this could occur way to quickly, and you try to tell [name_m]Jonny[/name_m] that you should both stop. But he says, “It’ll be alright! [name_m]Don[/name_m]'t worry!” You calm down and relax with him. The next morning you panic. You understand that last night actually happened, and realize that there is no turning back. You tell [name_m]Jonny[/name_m] and he says that you must go to the doctors. You are pregnant with a baby girl.

But suddenly you remember the strict rules of your parents. “You must be 30 before you have a child!” You have to tell them, but they don’t talk to you and are unimpressed. You have your child in [name_u]November[/name_u], and name her [name_f]Janina[/name_f] [name_f]Ohanna[/name_f] [name_m]Miller[/name_m].

Two years later you decide that the rule about being 30 years old is broken, so it won’t hurt to have another child…would it?
This time you have boy triplets.

When the doctor tells you how many multiples you are having, you almost faint in shock and [name_m]Jonny[/name_m] tells your parents because you are too scared. They say that you aren’t allowed to have any more children. That this is enough and they are very unhappy. You decide to listen this time. Soon you’ll have a school!! They arrive, and you are thrilled. You name your sons [name_u]Mason[/name_u] [name_m]Dax[/name_m] [name_m]Miller[/name_m]/[name_m]Maxwell[/name_m] [name_m]Jax[/name_m] [name_m]Miller[/name_m]/[name_u]McKinley[/name_u] [name_u]Lex[/name_u] [name_m]Miller[/name_m].

Three years go by and you are a happy family. Your first born is 5 years old and starting school soon. It’s your anniversary and you and [name_m]Jonny[/name_m] go out for dinner. You come home reasonably drunk and go to bed together without any thoughts. Next thing you know, you are awake, trying to recall the night. You gasp. Everything you have done has made your parents hate you, and now they’re just going to hate you more! Sure enough, it’s happened and there is nothing you can do. You have another girl.

That’s it, you decide that you shouldn’t tell your parents until the baby comes. You name her [name_u]Delaney[/name_u] [name_f]Adele[/name_f] [name_m]Miller[/name_m].

What do your parents say??
TO BE CONTINUED…

DW: [name_u]Chelsea[/name_u] [name_f]Marie[/name_f] (25)
DH: [name_m]Clayton[/name_m] [name_m]Thomas[/name_m] (25)

DD: [name_f]Johanna[/name_f] [name_f]Jane[/name_f] (5)
DS/DS/DS: [name_m]Calloway[/name_m] [name_m]Hart[/name_m], [name_u]Guthrie[/name_u] [name_m]Morrison[/name_m], & [name_m]Vaughn[/name_m] [name_m]Prescott[/name_m] (3)
DD: [name_f]Isabella[/name_f] [name_f]Emily[/name_f] (nb)

[name_u]Chelsea[/name_u] & [name_m]Clayton[/name_m] with [name_u]Jo[/name_u], [name_m]Calloway[/name_m], [name_u]Guthrie[/name_u], [name_m]Vaughn[/name_m], & [name_u]Issy[/name_u].

Wow. This was crazy.

DH: [name_m]Jason[/name_m] [name_m]Abel[/name_m] Statham
DW: [name_f]Agatha[/name_f] [name_f]Louise[/name_f]

DDTw1: [name_f]Maggie[/name_f] [name_f]Louise[/name_f]
DDTw2: [name_f]Natalie[/name_f] [name_f]Caroline[/name_f]

DSQu1: [name_m]Abel[/name_m] [name_u]Emmett[/name_u]
DSQu2: [name_m]Eamon[/name_m] [name_u]Elias[/name_u]
DSQu3: [name_m]Atticus[/name_m] [name_u]Owen[/name_u]
DSQu4: [name_m]Ephraim[/name_m] [name_m]Isaac[/name_m]

DD: [name_f]Jolie[/name_f] [name_u]Carsen[/name_u]

[name_m]Jason[/name_m] and [name_f]Aggie[/name_f] Statham, and their children: [name_f]Maggie[/name_f], [name_f]Natalie[/name_f], [name_m]Abel[/name_m], [name_m]Eamon[/name_m], [name_m]Atticus[/name_m] & [name_m]Ephraim[/name_m]

Your name is [name_f]Olivia[/name_f] [name_f]Marie[/name_f] Pattinson, and you’re married to [name_m]Robert[/name_m] [name_u]Douglas[/name_u] [name_m]Thomas[/name_m] Pattinson, who goes by"[name_m]Rob[/name_m]". [name_m]Both[/name_m] you & [name_m]Rob[/name_m] are 26 years old.

You both figure that something needs to happen, but maybe in a few years-not just yet. However, on your honey moon you happen to be in a romantic mood, and the next minute you know, you are both in bed together. You realize that this could occur way to quickly, and you try to tell [name_m]Rob[/name_m] that you should both stop. But he says, “It’ll be alright! [name_m]Don[/name_m]'t worry!” You calm down and relax with him. The next morning you panic. You understand that last night actually happened, and realize that there is no turning back. You tell [name_m]Rob[/name_m] and he says that you must go to the doctors. You are pregnant with all girl triplets!

But suddenly you remember the strict rules of your parents. “You must be 30 before you have a child!” You have to tell them, but they don’t talk to you and are unimpressed. You have your children in [name_u]November[/name_u], and name them [name_f]Janina[/name_f] [name_f]Ivana[/name_f] [name_m]Pattison[/name_m], [name_f]Iva[/name_f] [name_f]Johanna[/name_f] Pattinson & [name_f]Zanna[/name_f] [name_f]Jane[/name_f] [name_m]Pattison[/name_m]. They go by "[name_f]Nina[/name_f], [name_f]Ivy[/name_f] & [name_f]Zanna[/name_f]."

2 years later you decide that the rule about being 30 years old is broken, so it won’t hurt to have another child…would it? However, it ends up being triplet boys. When the doctor tells you how many multiples you are having, you almost faint in shock and (HIS NAME) tells your parents because you are too scared. They say that you aren’t allowed to have any more children. That this is enough and they are very unhappy. You decide to listen this time. Soon you’ll have a school!! They arrive, and you are thrilled. You deliver [name_u]Elias[/name_u] [name_m]Ike[/name_m] Pattinson, [name_m]Ezra[/name_m] [name_m]Abner[/name_m] Pattinson & [name_m]Abraham[/name_m] [name_m]Otto[/name_m] Pattinson. They go by “[name_u]Elias[/name_u], [name_m]Ezra[/name_m] & [name_m]Bram[/name_m].”

3 years go by and you are a happy family. Your first borns are 5 years old and starting school soon. It’s your anniversary and you and [name_m]Rob[/name_m] go out for dinner. You come home reasonably drunk and go to bed together without any thoughts. Next thing you know, you are awake, trying to recall the night. You gasp. Everything you have done has made your parents hate you, and now theyre just going to hate you more! Sure enough, it’s happened and there is nothing you can do. You have a baby boy named [name_m]John[/name_m] [name_m]Robert[/name_m] Pattinson.

DH: Cary Grant, formerly Archibald Alexander Leach (yes, I realize he’s dead and old… we’ll do a bit of pretending here. besides, aren’t we supposed to be 20?)
DW: Georgia Annabelle Grant (nee Wilkes)

Age - 20

DD/DD: Johanna Valeria Grant & Iva Marcella Grant

DS/DS/DS/DS/DS: Zebulon Calloway (Zeb) Grant, Malachy Romulus Grant, Tobiah Barnabas Grant, Amias Balthazar Grant & Percival Washington (Percy) Grant

DD: Eleanor Louisa Grant

Cary and Georgia with
Johanna, Iva, Zeb, Malachy, Tobiah, Amias, Percy and Eleanor

DW (26): [name_f]Felicity[/name_f] [name_f]Adelaide[/name_f]
DH (26): [name_m]Matthew[/name_m] [name_u]Gray[/name_u]

DD1: [name_f]Iva[/name_f] [name_u]Jeanne[/name_u]
DS1/DS2/DS3: [name_m]Isaac[/name_m] [name_m]Andrew[/name_m], [name_m]Amos[/name_m] [name_m]Edmund[/name_m], & [name_u]Asher[/name_u] [name_u]Elliot[/name_u]
DD2: [name_f]Hallie[/name_f] [name_f]Annabelle[/name_f]