Break the GQ Naming Rules

[jenagain]

From another forum:

@maggiefromcanada

Thought some of you may enjoy a laugh, courtesy of GQ: The GQ Guide to Naming Your Baby

I appreciated [name]Rule[/name] #4: “[name]Don[/name]'t abuse the letter y”

[name]Just[/name] a warning, there’s some “adult language” in the article.

Today’s game:

1. Go read GQ’s rules.
2. Come back and post a single name that breaks as many rules as possible

I think the bar is set in the article itself with Krystougher. By my count, that breaks 6 rules (1,2,3,4,5 and 9). Can you get close? And no fair changing Krystougher to Kryss’tougher to get two more out of someone else’s creation!

[maja]

The best I can do is T’yramiisioux.

(But I’m afraid I would have a very bad reaction to somebody who called their poor child that!)