You are 38 years old and you’ve been married to your wonderful husband for 14 years. Together you have 8 beautiful children.
Your name:
Your husband’s name:
—13 YEAR OLD—
If your age ends in an odd number, you have a boy. His mn is after your father (or father in law).
If your age ends in an even number, you have a girl. Her mn is after your mother (or mother in law).
—10 YEAR OLD—
If you have blue eyes, you have a boy with an old-fashioned fn.
If you have brown eyes, you have a girl with an exotic fn.
If you have green or other colored eyes, you choose gender, but they have a trendy fn.
—8 YEAR OLD TWINS—
If you are between 5’0" and 5’5" tall, you have twin boys. They have biblical names (fn or mn).
If you are between 5’6" and 5’11" tall, you have twin girls. They have nature names (fn or mn).
If you are 6’0" or taller, you have one of each. They have virtue names (fn or mn).
—5 YEAR OLD—
If you have blonde hair, you have a boy. His fn starts with A, B, C, D, or E.
If you have brown hair, you have a girl. Her fn starts with F, G, H, I, or J.
If you have red hair, you have a boy. His fn starts with K, L, M, N, or O.
If you have black hair, you have a girl. Her fn starts with P, Q, R, S, or T.
If you have any other color hair, you choose the gender. Their fn starts with U, V, W, X, Y, or Z.
—4 YEAR OLD—
If you are right-handed, you adopt from [name]China[/name]. You choose gender, but they have a Chinese mn.
If you are left-handed, you adopt from [name]Africa[/name]. You choose gender, but they have an African mn.
If you are ambidextrous, you adopt domestically. You choose gender, but they have a trendy mn.
—2 YEAR OLD—
If your nails are not painted, you have a boy. His fn is Irish.
If your nails are painted, you have a girl. Her fn is French.
If you have acrylic/fake nails, you choose gender. Their fn is [name]German[/name].
—6 MONTH OLD—
If you mostly drink soda, you have a boy. He has a place name.
If you mostly drink coffee, you have a girl. She has a flower name.
If you mostly drink water, you have a boy. He is named after an athlete.
If you mostly drink tea, you have a girl. She is named after an actress.
If you mostly drink juice, you have a boy. He is named after an author.
If you drink something else, you have a girl. She is named after an artist.