extremely unique baby names I heard today

I work at Kmart so I hear names (and see them put on [name]March[/name] of Dime slips all the time)…this family’s four children, as written on the march of dimes slip today:

Zalthious
Alondious
[name]Moesha[/name]
Zoribella

…the only one I’ve heard of as an actual name is [name]Moesha[/name], and that was on a show. I can’t say I am fond of them.

oh those poor children…

Why can’t people just choose real names? You can definitely be unique without being down right stupid!

What on earth!!! LOL

Those are crazy! lol. Some of them remind me of real names (like [name]Aldous[/name] and [name]Aloysius[/name] and [name]Balthazar[/name] and [name]Zara[/name]-[name]Bella[/name]/Zarabella and [name]Moshe[/name]…), but all five of those would be huge steps up from those four…