I heard the idea of a fantasy birth announcement thread in another post, and I thought it would be fun to start a thread just for outrageous names and numbers of siblings (quintuplets, sextuplets etc.), and ridiculous spellings. A crazy, pretend fantasy baby name thread, with names you would never name real children! I hope I’m not the only one who thinks this sounds fun! I’ll start with quints:
Introducing: Slownn Jaxxon, [name]Saphron[/name] Amorra, Leighla Emmersyn, Jordyyn [name]Marrio[/name], and [name]Bee[/name]'tris Kaitlynne!
I’m sorry to anyone who’s child’s name is on here. This is just for fun, please don’t be offended.
I was actually going to start a thread along these lines myself, after reading the post about fantasy birth announcements. Not ridiculous as such but not names I would ever dare use, and unlikely to ever happen anyway, so heres mine.
Introducing my twin boys [name]Briar[/name] [name]Edric[/name] and [name]Casper[/name] [name]Robin[/name], little brothers to [name]Adalie[/name] [name]Mirabelle[/name], [name]Kasiani[/name] Henriettea, Kendrew [name]Gabriel[/name] and [name]Guinevere[/name] [name]Sage[/name].
Haha, I guessed somebody would start one of these eventually.
[name]Welcome[/name] to the world, my darling triplets - [name]Araminta[/name] [name]Peony[/name] [name]Bay[/name], [name]Romeo[/name] Theodwyn [name]Sol[/name] and [name]August[/name] [name]Shakespeare[/name] [name]Munro[/name].
[name]Minty[/name], [name]Ro[/name] and [name]Gus[/name] join older sisters [name]Ottoline[/name] [name]Talitha[/name] [name]Snow[/name] ([name]Tilly[/name]) and [name]Constance[/name] [name]Tuesday[/name] [name]Firth[/name] ([name]Coco[/name]).
They’re not names I think are too outrageous, just a smush of GPs. They actually ended up sounding genuinely similar to the snobbiest of the Telegraph Birth Announcements.
[name]Welcome[/name] to the world my triplets, [name]Gus[/name] [name]Arthur[/name], [name]Bruno[/name] [name]Alistair[/name] and [name]Marnie[/name] [name]Erica[/name]. They join elder siblings [name]Kira[/name]-[name]Jade[/name] [name]Loreen[/name] and twins [name]Kenton[/name] ‘[name]Kenny[/name]’ [name]Ulysses[/name] and [name]Taylor[/name] [name]Francesca[/name].
I’m joining the bandwagon here. Meet my son [name_m]Odin[/name_m] [name_m]Peter[/name_m] _________. This would most definitely be my coming son’s name if [name_m]Odin[/name_m] wasn’t already my nephew’s name!