That’s right, boys and girls, the Nameberry Birthday Bus is headed your way to celebrate the first birthday of [name]Dashiell[/name] [name]David[/name] [name]Rowe[/name] B., the baby boy of Nameberry’s own [name]Lyndsay[/name]! [name]Happy[/name] Birthday, [name]Dash[/name]! In honor of [name]Dashiell[/name]'s special day, there’s cake (yellow cake decorated with an [name]Alvin[/name] and the Chimpmunks theme) and ice cream (chocolate, vanilla, and rocky road) for everyone. I also have balloons (they’re shiny and feature Big [name]Bird[/name] and [name]Elmo[/name]), but please limit yourself to one so there’s enough to go around.
[name]Dashiell[/name], for your first birthday, I’m giving you: An Easy Bake Oven (as an official Nameberry [name]Baby[/name], you must have one, but your mommy will save it for you until you’re older), a red ball, one Tickle Me [name]Elmo[/name] doll, an egg timer (I know you’ve had your eye on one of these for a while now…), a vintage [name]Teddy[/name] Ruxpin, lunch with the McDonaldland character of your choice (I’d avoid Grimace, though, because he seems shady), 6 pieces of yarn (blue, green, yellow, orange, purple, and white), a Laugh and Learn Farm, an [name]Oprah[/name] Winfrey magnet, a membership to The Jelly of the Month Club, a Giddyup and Go Horsie, a bowl of chicken noodle soup, an Up & Down Coaster, one warm chocolate chip cookie, a [name]Little[/name] Tikes [name]Drum[/name] [name]Set[/name], three paper plates, and a pair of [name]Argyle[/name] socks.
It’s time for your birthday song now:
[name]Happy[/name] Birthday to you, [name]Happy[/name] Birthday to you. [name]Happy[/name] Birthday, dear [name]Dashiell[/name], [name]Happy[/name] Birthday to you…And many more!!!
It’s time for you to blow out your candle and make a wish:
i <—[name]Dashiell[/name]'s candle
I wish you a wonderful day and a fantastic year, [name]Dash[/name]!