Yes, boys and girls, it’s that special time again! The Nameberry Bus just rolled into town to celebrate the birth of DDair! Woo-hoo!!! [name]Happy[/name] Birthday, DDair! In DDair’s honor, cake (red velvet cake, decorated with a [name]Sesame[/name] [name]Street[/name] theme) and ice cream (strawberry and chocolate chip) will be served on the deck for the next 24 hours. I’m pleased to announce that a water balloon toss will be held on the front lawn at 3pm sharp. (The winning team will take home a cheese log, so be sure to sign up!) 
DDair, for your Birthday, I’m giving you: an Easy Bake Oven, a Tickle Me [name]Elmo[/name] doll, a piece of lime jello, a Slip 'N Slide, an [name]Oprah[/name] Winfrey refrigerator magnet, a membership to the Jelly of the Month Club, a dollop of cream cheese, a [name]Rainbow[/name] [name]Brite[/name] sheet set, one [name]Elmer[/name]'s Glue Stick, a Mr. Potato Head, the Weebalot Castle (because everyone knows that Weebles are seriously cool), a vat of Nutella, a hermit crab named [name]Larry[/name], the [name]Barbie[/name] [name]Dream[/name] Hotel, 12 marbles (3 red, 5 orange, 2 pink, 1 yellow, and 1 green/blue swirl), a jewel encrusted leaf blower, lunch with the [name]Sesame[/name] [name]Street[/name] character of your choice, and one green olive (pimento included).
It’s time for your Birthday song:
[name]Happy[/name] Birthday to you, [name]Happy[/name] Birthday to you…[name]Happy[/name] Birthday, dear DDair, [name]Happy[/name] Birthday to you!!! And many more!!!
Now, make a wish and blow out your magic candle:
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DDair, I hope you have an amazing day filled with happiness and love! [name]Happy[/name] Birthday!!!