Your name is __.
When you are 20 years old, your longtime boyfriend,, proposes to you at your favorite place.
Where does he propose?
One year later, you get married and go on a beautiful honeymoon.
Where are you married?
Where is your honeymoon?
When you come home from your honeymoon, you discover that while you were on your honeymoon, you became pregnant. You and your husband are worried that you aren’t financially stable yet, but you go through with it and nine months later you give birth to a beautiful baby girl. You decide to name her something a little more OUT THERE, with a traditional middle name.
When your daughter is a year old, you discover that you are pregnant again, this time with a boy. He is born healthy, and very rambunctious. Your husband wants him to have a strong first name, but you insist on a more gentle middle name.
A year later, both of your little ones are little monkeys, getting into EVERYTHING they see, so you decide to take a vacation with your sister and her husband and two daughters. The eight of you pile into a van and go off on vacation. You all have a great time, but on your way back home, you get into a horrible crash. Your sister and brother-in-law are in the front seat, and are killed in the crash. Your family and your little nieces are injured, but alive. Your daughter broke her wrist, and your son has a gash above his eye, but other than a few scratches, your nieces are fine. your husband broke his leg, and you’re pretty scratched up, but everyone is fine after a couple of months. You and your husband decide to take in your nieces, who are twins six months older than your son. Your sister chose very old fashioned, matchy-matchy names with trendy middle names. You treat your nieces as your own daughters.
When your first daughter is 3, the twins are 2 1/2, and your son is 2, you end up pregnant again. This time its twins, boy/girl. You give them seperate, distinctive names with middle names that are very similar.
You decide to stop having kids, but after a few years when your daughter is 12, the big twins are 11 1/2, your first son is 11, and the little twins are 10, you miss having a little person around. You decide to adopt, and you fall in love with some little triplets from [name]Ireland[/name] (2 boys, 1 girl). They have names that reflect their Irish heritage and trendy middle names.
When your first is 14, the big twins are 13 1/2, your first son is 13, the little twins are 12 and the triplets are 2, you decide to try IVF treatments. You end up pregnant again…WITH SEXTUPLETS!!! Its scary, but you decide to go through with it. There are 3 girls and 3 boys, and they are born 3 months early, but they’re okay. You give your little miracles names that start with consecutive letters (A, B, C, or L, M, N etc.) and virtue middle names.
You have a long, happy life with your 17 kids. What do they call each other?