I counted every name in The Telegraph birth announcements / What middle + upper class brits are naming their kids

[name_m]Algernon[/name_m] [name_f][/name_f]? Sounds like a creature from a sci-fi movie!

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[name_f]Antigone[/name_f] & [name_f]Antigoni[/name_f] [name_f][/name_f]? Sounds like an acid reflux medication

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[name_m]Jonty[/name_m] [name_f][/name_f]? Why?

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[name_m]Merlin[/name_m] [name_f][/name_f]? Is he a pet or a [name_m]Wizard[/name_m]?

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Catinka [name_f][/name_f]? Sounds like a tractor brand

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[name_m]Mungo[/name_m] [name_f][/name_f]? Sounds like a juice brand

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Phenie? Why?

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Couldn’t even comprehend the last list of names used once. Utterly ridiculous!