If your username tells the story about how you die , how would it happen?

I would fall into fern bush and die

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Two women named [name_f]Ethel[/name_f] and [name_f]Mary[/name_f] would kill me

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I would get so hypnotised by names that I would go and try travelling to [name_m]Jupiter[/name_m] to see what aliens name their kids.

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I would eat a cashew.

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I would get attacked by 15 tigers! :rofl:

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Oh no! :grin:

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Death by lettuce

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Oh dear… Mine is a little…

Well, I would die in childbirth, according to my username.

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Hedwig or another owl would kill me

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eek. that’s true

I think it might have something to do with drowning in the ocean …
which is probably true because I can’t swim for the life of me :joy:

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I would somehow be responsible for my own death. Maybe a ridiculous accident or something.

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Errr… feral kittens? :scream_cat:

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99… purple cats… oh boy, I’m probably going to get stampeded by a hoard of alien cats
:smirk_cat: :purple_heart:

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Little Rascals Style…choking or contracting a disease from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWgiTxAwO0

I’d be killed by someone named [name_f]Renee[/name_f] on [name_f]May[/name_f] 3, 2022. :scream:

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Uhhh, I’m unsure :joy:

A clone of my 8 year old self would kill me :sweat_smile:

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Steamrolled by a ball of fuzz lol

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A random dude who is 555 years old would kill me

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