I would fall into fern bush and die
Two women named [name_f]Ethel[/name_f] and [name_f]Mary[/name_f] would kill me
I would get so hypnotised by names that I would go and try travelling to [name_m]Jupiter[/name_m] to see what aliens name their kids.
I would eat a cashew.
I would get attacked by 15 tigers!
Death by lettuce
Oh dear… Mine is a little…
Well, I would die in childbirth, according to my username.
Hedwig or another owl would kill me
eek. that’s true
I think it might have something to do with drowning in the ocean …
which is probably true because I can’t swim for the life of me
I would somehow be responsible for my own death. Maybe a ridiculous accident or something.
Errr… feral kittens?
99… purple cats… oh boy, I’m probably going to get stampeded by a hoard of alien cats
Little Rascals Style…choking or contracting a disease from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWgiTxAwO0
I’d be killed by someone named [name_f]Renee[/name_f] on [name_f]May[/name_f] 3, 2022.
Uhhh, I’m unsure
A clone of my 8 year old self would kill me
Steamrolled by a ball of fuzz lol
A random dude who is 555 years old would kill me