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[name_m]Sonny[/name_m] [name_m]Fitzgerald[/name_m]: “I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.”
[name_f]Deborah[/name_f] Quinones: “I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.”
[name_m]Sonny[/name_m] [name_m]Fitzgerald[/name_m]: “I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.”
[name_m]Sonny[/name_m] [name_m]Fitzgerald[/name_m]: “Debbie and I are no longer dating.”
[name_f]Deborah[/name_f] Quinones: “Sonny, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “From now on we will be using code names!”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “You can address me as [name_m]Eagle[/name_m] One.”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “'Salome is ‘been there done that’.”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “'Natasha is ‘currently doing that’.”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “Evangeline is ‘it happened once in a dream’.”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “Juma is ‘if I had to pick a dude’.”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “And [name_m]Evan[/name_m] is…”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “Eagle Two.”
[name_m]Evan[/name_m] Frederickson: “Oh thank god.”
[name_f]Natasha[/name_f] Thibodeaux: “Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “Hey, I’m ‘things’.”
Dieterich Lautzenheiser: “Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.”
[name_f]Zelda[/name_f] Krammer: “…You are literally making a Valentine’s [name_f]Day[/name_f] card for Katherine.”
Dieterich Lautzenheiser, pointing his hot glue gun towards Person A: “You’re on thin fucking ice.”
Person D: “I truly go into housewife mode when I’m someone’s soulmate- like, I’ll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.”
Person A: “This is a lie.”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “Proof?”
Nathasha Thibodeaux: “I’m literally ‘dating’ you. This is a lie.”
Kaminari Tsuchiya: “I still don’t see any proof.”
[name_f]Natasha[/name_f] Thibodeaux: “Bitch, YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE! WHAT IS THIS!?”
[name_f]Aria[/name_f] Quinones: “Why does [name_f]Debbie[/name_f] call you ‘baby girl’?”
[name_m]Sonny[/name_m] [name_m]Fitzgerald[/name_m]: “How about we stop talking for a while?”
[name_f]Birdie[/name_f] Einarsdottir: “Why doesn’t [name_m]Brady[/name_m] find me sexy when I bite my lip?”
[name_m]Basil[/name_m] Baginski: “What do ya look like when ya bite yer lip?”
[name_f]Bird[/name_f] Einarsdottir: bites lip
[name_m]Basil[/name_m] Baginski: “…Have ya considered bitin’ yer bottom lip instead?”
[name_m]Sonny[/name_m] [name_m]Fitzgerald[/name_m]: “Hey [name_m]Ari[/name_m], wanna third wheel on [name_f]Debbie[/name_f] and I’s date tonight?”
[name_f]Aria[/name_f] Quinones: “Uhm, Sure?”
[name_m]Sonny[/name_m] [name_m]Fitzgerald[/name_m]: “Precious! [name_f]Wanna[/name_f] third wheel on [name_f]Debbie[/name_f] and I’s date tonight?”
[name_f]Precious[/name_f]: Blinks
Person E: “Great! I’ve always wanted to go on a double date!”
[name_f]Aria[/name_f] Quinones & [name_f]Precious[/name_f]: “…!?”
[name_f]Deborah[/name_f] Quinones: “Sonny, I swear to god-”
[name_m]Sebastian[/name_m] Mortenson: Holds a sign that says “Prom?” outside Christopher’s window
[name_m]Jeremiah[/name_m] [name_m]Hamilton[/name_m]: “Oh [name_m]God[/name_m], really? Hell yeah!”
[name_m]Sebastian[/name_m] Mortenson: Yelling up “What? No, tell Christopher!”
[name_m]Jeremiah[/name_m] [name_m]Hamilton[/name_m]: “Chris, I’m going to prom with your boyfriend!”
Marquette [name_m]Young[/name_m]: “Two bros!”
[name_m]Hernando[/name_m] Arteaga Montoya: “Chillin’ in a hot tub!”
Marquette [name_m]Young[/name_m]: “Zero feet apart 'cause we’re GAY AS F*CK!”
[name_f]Skyla[/name_f] Mortenson: “Time sensitive question: how flirt boy.”
[name_f]Harper[/name_f] Mortenson: “Throw rocks at he.”
[name_m]Sebastian[/name_m] Mortenson: “Hot Dogs.”
[name_m]Jetson[/name_m] [name_m]Eisenhower[/name_m]: “Kill him.”
[name_f]Skyla[/name_f] Mortenson: “Thanks guys.”