Irrelevant answers only

Shag carpetting, good riddance

How much do you typically pay when tipping?

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Never mind.

Cecilia?

(anyone get the reference? if so, click here: FILL YOUR BOAT AND DIVE IN THE BUSH!!!)

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[name_f]Candy[/name_f] corn is not really corn.

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT A GIANT LEECH FOR A PET?

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Oh no, I had no idea!

Who even is she?

You’re not supposed to COOK the dinner plates!

[name_f]Do[/name_f] you come around here often?

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We call bacon bacon, and cookies cookies… But we cook bacon and bake cookies…
It really should be called Cookon and Bakies!!!

Why is our language so messed up???
Xx

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Precisely! Plus, we drive on parkways, and park on driveways! Weird…

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Ok but…

Stuff delivered by cars is shipping. Stuff delivered by ships is cargo. Why?

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[name_f]My[/name_f] best friend wrote a letter to me a few years ago, and there were three entire pages about how she had lost sleep over an irritating fact.
She said, “We call drinks drinks, because we drink them. But we call food food, though we eat it. It should be called eats and drinks!”
I will never forget that. She didn’t stop talking about it for weeks afterward.

[name_f]Do[/name_f] you drink drinks and eat food?
Xx

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What??? Whoa…

Firescales: Yes or no?