Karen 10-year CAF

Baby Name Games Create a Family
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Note: This CAF is just for fun. Do not take any of this seriously. Also no racism, homophobia, transphobia, etc.

The mom is going to be named Karen obviously but roll the dice for her middle name. Last name is up to you.

  1. Sharon
  2. Carol
  3. Susan
  4. Debra
  5. Linda
  6. Pam

Now for her husband. Pick his first and middle name from the mini-namebank after rolling the dice again.

  1. Sidney, Stanley, Fred, Ronald, Steve, Kevin
  2. Brian, Craig, Donald, Gary, Gareth, Gilbert
  3. Giles, Rudy, Irwin, Irving, Martin, Frank
  4. Marvin, Melvin, Albert, Alvin, Ira, Sherman
  5. Alfred, Ted, Scott, Kenneth, Keith, Dustin
  6. Rusty, Wallace, Willis, Davis, Jeremiah, Barney

Roll a dice every year for 10 years. There will be life events every year. If your Karen has kid(s) this year, there will be 1 life event. If not, there will be 2 life events. First add a 5-year-old child and roll odd for a boy and even for a girl. Name him/her from the Kids’ names section. Then roll every year if Karen has kids.

  1. Yes
  2. No
  3. Yes, twins!
  4. Yes
  5. Yes, she adopts a teenager to shelter them from the “evils” of teen culture.
  6. No

Roll a 1-6 dice for Karen’s career.

  1. PTA meeting associate
  2. Soccer coach
  3. Paid surveyor
  4. Food critic
  5. Hairstylist
  6. Stay-at-home-mom

For kids’ names, roll a dice for the prefix and another for the suffix to create cringy baby names. For adoptions, you can still do this but it is optional.
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Kids names:

  1. Prefixes: Kat, Dax, Brax, Max, Pais, Rae, Kyli, Ari, Sara, Jaxx; Suffixes: lynne, tynne, leigh, kee, cyn, anna, ica, vee

  2. Prefixes: Elle, Ever, Anna, Reed, Sky, Rex, Fran, Oli; Suffixes: ree, mae, rae, liah, syn, kyn, tex

  3. Prefixes: Shay, Ashy, Adri, Jana, Bron, Ken, Jack, Krys; Suffixes: teigh, zee, bynn, den, dren, ree, xyn, gen

  4. Prefixes: Lee, Ay, Peih, Jay, Kash, Brynn, Kay, Mc; Suffixes: sten, than, ifer, dee, aby, nian, iana

  5. Prefixes: Tay, Nee, Ali, Con, Maddi, Xan, Deo, Jami; Suffixes: son, bren, ren, see, trynn, ert, ther

  6. Prefixes: Mika, Mara, Bray, Key, Gray, Jonn, Xeno, Ara; Suffixes: ter, finn, kryn, gree, chay, nnah, reen, leenah

Life Events: Roll a 20-sided dice for each life event. In a situation that involves a kid or teen, you may choose who unless otherwise specified.

  1. The barista didn’t put enough squirts of vanilla in Karen’s latte! Karen makes a scene and yells at them to get the manager, roll the 20-sided dice again, 1-7 = they get the manager and the manager yells at the barista, 8-13 = they get the manager but the manager sides with the barista, 14-20 = the barista does not get the manager and kicks out Karen.

  2. Karen saw something on TV she didn’t like! Roll the 20-sided dice; 1-7 = she tries to get it canceled but only she and the other soccer moms agree, 8-13 = she makes a very angry review online about it, 14-20 = she posts on social media asking to speak to the channel’s manager

  3. Karen is yelling at an employee in public when she notices someone else filming her with the intent to post it online and embarrass her! Roll 1-7 = She nags about how filming people is illegal and she will call the police, 8-13 = tries to take the phone from the filmer, 14-20 = immediately acts like she’s the victim

  4. Karen sees people on Facebook making fun of her style of names! 1-7 = she reports every user, 8-13 = she yells angry comments at every user and spams angry emojis, 14-20 = she uses this infamy as a way to promote her fave wine.

  5. One of her kids did not make the baseball team. 1-7 = Karen cries at the coach and goes to every game booing the players who made the team, 8-13 = Karen forces the coach to put her kid on the team, 14-20 = Karen feels bad and spoils the kid with a Nintendo Switch and the newest iPad.

  6. Karen‘s oldest kid got 2nd place at the science fair instead of first. 1-7 = Karen bullies the 1st place kid and their parents. 8-13 = Karen yells that the contest was rigged, 14-20 = Karen posts on Facebook that the contest shouldn’t have existed anyway because science is “evil”.

  7. A teacher tells Karen that one of her teens (if she has no teens, pick a kid) is failing math. 1-7 = Karen blames the teacher and says he has a horrible teaching style and that’s why her kid/teen is failing. 8-13 = Karen is triggered and feels insulted, trying to get the teacher fired for “calling my angel a failure” even though he didn’t say that. 14-20 = Karen decides to switch all her children into a different school.

  8. Karen asked for 2 meatballs with her spaghetti, but got 3. 1-7 = She eats them and enjoys the free 3rd meatball but doesn’t tip the waiter and acts like everything is horrible afterwards. 8-13 = She immediately points this out after getting her meal and screams for the manager. 14-20 = She throws the extra meatball at the waiter.

  9. One of Karen’s kids says they don’t want to be like her. 1-7 = Karen spoils them to try to win them back into believing her parenting is good. 8-13 = Karen takes away their cell phone, blaming phones for the reason why. 14-20 = Karen shelters everyone even more.

  10. There’s a line waiting to buy toys. 1-7 = Karen cuts the girl ahead of her in line because she is younger than her and she needs to “respect her elders”. 8-13 = Someone behind her in line accidentally bumps Karen and Karen complains to get this person out of line for “assaulting her”. 14-20 = Karen cuts everybody in line right to the front and then starts yelling “WHY” when the employee refuses to serve her.

  11. Karen finds out her friend isn’t interested in wine anymore. 1-7 = Karen unfriends and blocks her. 8-13 = Karen sends several texts crying why her own friend would “betray her like that”. 14-20 = Karen is about to get into an angry rant, but her former friend talks at Karen first and says she is leaving Karen and didn’t like her that much anyway.

  12. Karen is going to adopt a 6-year-old! Add that new child to your family and name it accordingly. 1-7 = it’s a boy, 8-13 = it’s a girl, 14-20 = your choice.

  13. Karen lost her job (if she’s a stay-at-home-mom, then she is unable to afford staying at home anymore) and despite her whining, she still has to get a new job. Reroll the 1-6 dice for her new career and reroll if you get the same career again.

  14. Karen and her husband are having marital problems. The counselor says it is all on Karen’s end and she will need to change in order to preserve their marriage. 1-7 = Karen changes but only appearance-wise, cutting her hair even choppier, wearing brighter pink clothes, and getting a “Live Love Laugh” tattoo. 8-13 = Karen spoils her husband as well by buying him a TV and expensive golf clubs, all while being rude to the employees who sold it. 14-20 = Karen refuses to change and argues at the counselor.

  15. Karen’s youngest child is friends with a neighborhood toddler who likes Sesame Street. Karen does not approve of Sesame Street and wants to stop the friendship, but has no luck and the two remain great friends. The toddler’s parent asks why Karen doesn’t like Sesame Street. 1-7 = “IT HAS COOKIE MONSTER AND COOKIE MONSTER MAKES KIDS UNHEALTHY”. 8-13 = “IT HAS OSCAR THE GROUCH AND OSCAR THE GROUCH MAKES KIDS HAVE BAD HYGIENE”. 14-20 = “IT HAS ELMO AND ELMO IS A HAIRY RED DEMON”.

  16. Karen drops some money on the ground. A kind stranger picks it up to give it to her, but Karen loudly accuses him of stealing her cash and threatens to call the police. 1-7 = Everyone in the vicinity sides with the stranger that he wasn’t trying to steal from her. 8-13 = People film the incident on their phone in mockery of Karen. 14-20 = Unfortunately everyone doesn’t know the whole story and also bag on the stranger for “stealing” her cash.

  17. One of Karen’s children is amazing at dancing but says she is bored of dancing and wants to get into video games. Karen is against video games and blames them for violence, even the E-rated games. 1-7 = Karen blames her dance teacher for everything, 8-13 = Karen only buys her dance video games, 14-20 = Karen says her daughter is being ungrateful about her dancing talent and grounds her for a month.

  18. Tragedy can strike, even for Karen. Karen’s sister dies in a car accident. 1-7 = Karen tells all her children not to drive cars and insists that if they get a driver’s license, they can’t drive any car that isn’t an SUV/minivan. 8-13 = Karen adopts her sister’s 3-year-old daughter and changes her name using the kids’ names prefixes and suffixes(roll for changed name). 14-20 = Karen honours her by dyeing her hair the same colour as her sister’s, wearing high heels like hers, and getting a “Family First” tattoo on the small of her back with her sister’s birth and death year.

  19. Karen and her husband are trying to get a little taste of fame with their kids. 1-7 = They try to get a reality show of their family, but it only lasts one season. 8-13 = They want to become a famous family YouTube channel, their videos are all very unoriginal. 14-20 = They become Instagram parents, but they don’t get many followers.

  20. One of Karen’s children are going to a friend’s birthday party at a carnival. Even though Karen herself isn’t invited, she goes anyway with her kid, claiming it’s for “safety reasons.” 1-7 = Karen forbids her child from going on any “scary rides” even when everyone else is going on them. 8-13 = Karen tells her kid to blow out the candles and have the first slice of cake, even though it is not her kid’s birthday, and cheers when her kid does. 14-20 = Karen’s kid loses at a carnival game and Karen yells at the carnival worker to give her kid a giant teddy bear anyway.

Aha, so there you have it. Remember this is just for fun and isn’t meant to be taken seriously, I was in a goofy mood today and felt like joining in on a meme. Always remember never to be a Karen. :wink:

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[name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_u]Carol[/name_u] (Hairstylist) with her husband [name_m]Donald[/name_m] [name_m]Willis[/name_m]

DS (5): [name_u]Grayson[/name_u] Jackkyn

Year 1: Adopts a teen boy named [name_u]Michael[/name_u] [name_m]Theodore[/name_m] who [name_f]Karen[/name_f] renames Maxden Arisyn. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] starts an Instagram to document [name_u]Grayson[/name_u] and Maxden but she doesn’t get many followers.

Year 2: Twins - b/g - Shaycyn Keyter & Maddilynne Tayliah. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is told that [name_u]Grayson[/name_u] is failing math, which she feels triggered and insulted by and insists that the teacher be fired.

Year 3: Yes - b - Jamisten Deokee. After giving birth to Jamisten, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] receives backlash on Facebook for her naming style, so she angrily comments emojis back at each user.

Year 4: No - [name_f]Karen[/name_f] adopts a 6-year old girl named Adriliah Franteigh. Adriliah becomes friends with a [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] Street-loving neighbor kid in which [name_f]Karen[/name_f] critiques [name_m]Oscar[/name_m] the Grouch and his effect on poor hygiene.

Year 5: No - [name_f]Karen[/name_f] saw something on TV she didn’t like and posted to her Instagram asking to speak to the channel’s manager. She also immediately acts like she’s the victim when someone records her harassing an employee at the store.

Year 6: Twins b/b - Jonnree Kendren & Braxsee Braychay - [name_f]Karen[/name_f] sees something on TV she doesn’t like again, this sime writing an angry review online

Year 7: Yes -g - [name_f]Paisleigh[/name_f] Conanna
Year 8: Yes - g - Evermae Ashytrynn
Year 9: Adopts a teen boy named [name_m]Dominic[/name_m] [name_u]James[/name_u] who [name_f]Karen[/name_f] renames Skyfinn Aratex
Year 10: no

Ok i can’t finish at this exact moment but this was so fun! What a hilarious little game and the names are hilarious

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This is hilarious! Thanks!

W: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Debra[/name_f] [44] stay at home mom, formally a food critic
H: [name_m]Jeremiah[/name_m] [name_u]Wallace[/name_u] [46]

AD: [name_f]Jessalyn[/name_f] [name_u]Marie[/name_u] [19] - adopted at 13
D: [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] Arafinn [15]
S: [name_m]Shayden[/name_m] Kashifer [10]
D: Jackzee Brynnsten [4]
S: Jaysten Daxvee [nb]

Year 1: [name_m]Shayden[/name_m] Kashifer was born. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] finds out her friend isn’t interested in wine and when about to start a rant, her friend tells her she doesn’t like her.
Year 2: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] saw something on TV that she didn’t like so she left an angry review online.
Year 3: [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] got 2nd place in the science fair so [name_f]Karen[/name_f] posted on facebook that the contest shouldn’t have existed anyway because science is “evil”.
Year 4: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] got an extra meatball with her spaghetti so she threw it at the waiter.
Year 5: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] adopts 13 year-old [name_f]Jessalyn[/name_f] [name_u]Marie[/name_u]. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] loses her job and is now a stay at home mom.
Year 6: Jackzee Brynnsten was born. A teacher tells [name_f]Karen[/name_f] that [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] is failing math and [name_f]Karen[/name_f] tries to get her fired for "calling my angel a failure”.
Year 7: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] drops money on the ground and when a man helps pick it up, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] threatens to call the cops for theft. People film everything on their phone to mock her
Year 8: [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] a great dancer but wants to play video games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] calls [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] ungrateful for wasting her dancing talent and grounds her for a month.
Year 9: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] sees people making fun of her children’s names on facebook so she reports every user.
Year 10: Jaysten Daxvee was born. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is yelling at a store employee and notices someone filming her bad behavior. She tries to take the phone away from them.

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[name_f]Karen[/name_f] is a paid surveyor. She is married to [name_m]Giles[/name_m] [name_m]Martin[/name_m] [name_m]Kareen[/name_m]. They have a 5-year-old son named [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] Xantrynn.

2013: They adopt a teenager to shelter them from evilness. She is a 16-year-old with the new name Keyreen Maraleenah. A teacher tells [name_f]Karen[/name_f] that Keyreen Maraleenah is failing math and [name_f]Karen[/name_f] switches her and [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] to another school.

2014: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has a boy named Deobren [name_u]Jamison[/name_u]. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] saw something on TV she didn’t like! She makes a very angry review about it.

2015: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has a daughter named Ellerae Everliah. Ellerae is friends with a neighborhood toddler who likes [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f]. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] does not approve of [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f] and wants to stop the friendship, but has no luck and the two remain great friends. The toddler’s parent asks why [name_f]Karen[/name_f] doesn’t like [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f]. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] yells “IT HAS COOKIE MONSTER AND COOKIE MONSTER MAKES KIDS UNHEALTHY”.

2016: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] adopts another teenager to save him from evil. His new name is Conson Xanert. He is 17 years old. Keyreen is amazing at dancing but says she is bored of dancing and wants to get into video games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is against video games and blames them for violence, even the E-rated games. [name_m]Even[/name_m] though Keyreen is 19 and is legally an adult, she has no choice here because [name_f]Karen[/name_f] calls her ungrateful and grounds her for a month.

2017: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] does not have kids this year. She also lost her job this year due to abusing surveys and gets a new job as a PTA meeting associate. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is yelling at an employee in public when she notices someone else filming her with the intent to post it online and embarrass her! She nags about how filming people is illegal and she will call the police.

2018: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has a girl named Peihifer McDee. A college professor tells [name_f]Karen[/name_f] that Conson is failing math. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] blames the professor and says he has a horrible teaching style and that’s why Conson is failing.

2019: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] does not have kids this year. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and her husband are having marital problems. The counselor says it is all on Karen’s end and she will need to change in order to preserve their marriage. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] spoils her husband as well by buying him a TV and expensive golf clubs, all while being rude to the employees who sold it. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] asked for 2 meatballs with her spaghetti, but got 3. She eats them and enjoys the free 3rd meatball but doesn’t tip the waiter and acts like everything is horrible afterwards.

2020: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] does not have kids this year. Deobren did not make the baseball team. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] cries at the coach and goes to every game booing the players who made the team. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and her husband are having more marital problems. The counselor says it is all on Karen’s end and she will need to change in order to preserve their marriage. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] changes but only appearance-wise, cutting her hair even choppier, wearing brighter pink clothes, and getting a “Live [name_u]Love[/name_u] Laugh” tattoo.

2021: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] does not have kids this year. Deobren still did not make the baseball team so [name_f]Karen[/name_f] forces the coach to put him on. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] loses her job as a PTA meeting associate and becomes a food critic.

2022: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has a girl named Taysee Alitrynn. She’s friends with a neighborhood toddler who likes [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f] and [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is still angry this time because “IT HAS OSCAR THE GROUCH AND OSCAR THE GROUCH MAKES KIDS HAVE BAD HYGIENE”.

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Susan[/name_f] [name_m]Kareen[/name_m], current food critic; formerly a paid surveyor and formerly a PTA meeting associate from 2017-2021.
DH: [name_m]Giles[/name_m] [name_m]Martin[/name_m] [name_m]Kareen[/name_m]

Children:

  1. Keyreen Maraleenah, currently 25 :woman:
  2. Conson Xanert, currently 23 :man:
  3. [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] Xantren, currently 15 :man_bald:
  4. Deobren [name_u]Jamison[/name_u], currently 8 :boy:
  5. Ellerae Everliah, currently 7 :girl:
  6. Peifer McDee, currently 4 :girl:
  7. Taysee Alitrynn, newborn :baby:
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Karen Pam Faiella (maiden name Jesperson) - a stay-at-home mom
Alfred Scott Faiella nn Fred - a pilot for the FBI, because why not?

10 years into their (somewhat distant) marriage, Karen and Fred already have a 5-year-old daughter named Taysee McRen.

What will the next 10 years bring?

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1 - Right before the accursed holiday Halloween, Taysee’s teacher calls Karen and says that her little angel is failing math (in kindergarten! Oh, the horror!). Karen blames the teacher and says he has a horrible teaching style, and that’s why Taysee is failing. Maybe it’s just the pregnancy hormones, though, because a week later, she finds out that she’s pregnant! 8 months later, they welcome their second daughter: Mikaiana Shaylynne

2 - After a riveting sermon at church, Karen is inspired to adopt a teenager to shelter them from the “evils” of teen culture. They adopt 14-year-old Benjamin Cruz Hawthorne. Despite his protests, Karen calls him Benji. After some stressful weeks caring for an infant with explosive diapers, a small child who hates school, and a teen who ignores her pleas for company and holes up in his room drawing dark anime instead (really well, too), Karen cannot handle it when her best friend Mandi announces she isn’t drinking wine anymore. Karen sends text after text crying about why her own friend would “betray her like that”. Benjamin draws ten different versions of the tearful scene in his notebook; they’re amazing.

3 - After Fred comes home for a particularly enjoyable, short vacation, Karen finds out she’s pregnant again. It’s a boy! In between Fred’s flights to LA and Chicago, they name him Jaxxcyn Everson. A couple weeks before her due date, she takes Taysee to a friend’s birthday party at a carnival, then (uninvited) follows her around for “safety reasons”. When Taysee loses a game, Karen yells at the carnival worker to let her have a giant teddy bear anyway. Taysee names the bear Charity.

4 - Karen and Mandi go at it again over the cancelled Girls’ Booze Nights. Turns out, Karen shouldn’t be drinking anyway, because she’s pregnant. With twins. Right before Christmas, they bring home Grayfinn Olivee and Jayden Maxter.

5 - Those darn teenagers and their evil ways of having fun. Karen isn’t having it. She adopts 15-year-old Heloise Yekaterina (and can’t get her to shorten her name, either, to Lou… instead, Heloise leans into the HELL sound of her name, and even sometimes goes by Hella or Hellkat just to spite her). For comfort and an escape, Karen zones out on her Facebook news thread. It helps her relax a little, especially when she can use the space to vent… but then she discovers a group dedicated to Crazy Baby Names, and there she is, at the top of the page! People from all over the world are making fun of her naming style! Furious, horrified, but a little two sensitive right now to be in-your-face-aggressive, she reports every single user of the group.

6 - Karen and Fred miss newborn cuddles, so they try again for what they hope will be their last child. His name is Conree Skytrynn. At the Annual Science Fair, Benjamin gets second place. Karen bullies the kid who got first place, and her parents.

7 - Done with Facebook, Karen switches over to Instagram. Fred jumps on board, too, and they try to become those “Insta parents”… but they don’t get many followers. Mikaiana has been taking dance lessons and is really good at it but announces she’s bored and wants to play video games instead. Karen says she’s being ungrateful and grounds her for a month.

8 - Karen takes her family out to eat to celebrate Fred’s recent promotion. She orders spaghetti with 2 meatballs but gets 3 instead. She throws the extra one at the waiter.

9 - Jaxxcyn and Grayfinn both try out for baseball, but Grayfinn doesn’t make the cut. Karen blackmails him into putting Finn on the team. Karen wanders back to Facebook and reports even more users who make fun of her naming style.

10 - Surprise, surprise! Karen has another baby! In between Fred’s appointments with an architect for a house-expansion plan and a urologist for a vascectomy, they name their last boy Johnson Keythan. I guess all of those comments made a difference eventually. But she’s still Karen, so when Jaxxcyn tells her one day that he never wants to be like her, she blames the rest of the world rather than herself (at least outloud), and she shelters everyone even more.

So there we have it. 10 years of meltdowns and dirty diapers. And honestly… I feel bad for her. Somebody get her some heavy counseling and 6 months’ vacation.

Kids:
Taysee McRen nn Tay, but usually goes by Taysee
Mikaiana Shaylynne nn Mikie
Benjamin Cruz nn NONE and definitely NOT Benji
Jaxxcyn Everson nn Jack
Grayfinn Olivee nn Finn
Jayden Maxter nn Jem
Heloise Yekaterina nn Hella or just Heloise
Conree Skytrynn nn Sky
Johnson Keythan nn Johnny

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HAHAHA Oh my goodness, your writing…it’s amazing, it’s pure comedy gold. :medal_sports: I love this family hahaha seriously adore these people

Oh noes not Halloween, what will Karen DO?! :jack_o_lantern: It’s my fave holiday too IRL so I love seeing Halloween-related stuff haha

Epic win. Benjamin is probably my fave character even though I love them all.

Epic Fail Karen lol

Rebel queen

Owned

Haha she keeps coming back for vengeance.

:clap: :clap: This is too brilliant, I’m ROFL

Love him

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@CherryBomb50

Thank you so much!!! I’m glad someone else enjoyed my story as much as I did. Thanks for putting this together. It was a much needed boost of dopamine today.

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@avenmaide Why thank you! It was seriously so hilarious and entertaining!

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DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_u]Carol[/name_u] [name_m]Smythe[/name_m] [Hairstylist]
DH: [name_m]Jeremiah[/name_m] [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] “Jerry” [name_m]Smythe[/name_m] [Mechanic]

DD(15): Taysee Annaliah [name_m]Smythe[/name_m]
DD/DS(10): Marachay Jamibren/ Rexsyn Brayter [name_m]Smythe[/name_m]
DS(8): Kashthan Mcdee [name_m]Smythe[/name_m]
DD/DS(7): Maddiren Paiscyn/ Leeifer Bronbynn [name_m]Smythe[/name_m]
DS(6): Krysxyn Adridren [name_m]Smythe[/name_m]
DD(5): Maxleigh Everrae [name_m]Smythe[/name_m]
DS(4): Reedkyn Elletex [name_m]Smythe[/name_m]
DD/DD(1): Skyree Ayiana/ Alitrynn Arivee [name_m]Smythe[/name_m]

[name_u]Jerry[/name_u] and [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_m]Smythe[/name_m]
Taysee, Marachay, Rexsyn, Kashthan, Maddiren, Leeifer, Krysxyn, Maxleigh, Reedkyn, Skyree and Alitrynn

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In the beginning, Karen Debra Fitzjohn, a food critic, lives with her husband, Alfred Scott Fitzjohn, and their 5 year old son, Jayson Kashden Fitzjohn.

2012: Karen does not have kids. However, she receives unbearable teasing her about her style of names. Because of this, Karen decides to report all of those users. Also in 2012, Karen got 3 meatballs on her spaghetti that was only supposed to have 2 meatballs. Although she enjoys the free meatball, Karen still acts like everything is horrible and she does not tip the waiter.

2013: In 2013, Karen adopts a 15-year-old boy to shelter him from the “evils” of teen culture. They change his name to Olitex Jackter (why do I sorta the name Olitex as GP?). One month after Olitex’s arrival, tradgedy strikes and Karen’s sister dies in a car accident. For safety reasons, Karen tells Jayson and Olitex not to drive cars and insists that if they must, it has to be a SUV/minivan.

2014: In 2014, Karen adopts another teenager that needs to be saved by the “evils” of teen culture. This time, it’s a 14-year-old girl. They change her name to Annaleenah Bronifer. A few months after she adopted Annaleenah, Karen loses her job as a food critic. She instead becomes a PTA meeting associate.

2015: In 2015, Karen does not have children. However, Annaleenah says that she does not want to be like Karen. Because of this, Karen shelters everyone more. Also, Karen dropped some money on the ground and a kind stranger picks it up to give it back to her. However, Karen loudly accused him of stealing the cash and she threatens to call the police. Unfortunately, the bystanders don’t know the whole story and they too bag on the stranger for “stealing” her cash.

2016: In 2016, Karen gives birth to her little princess whom she names Maddisee Kaylynne. Also, Jayson is going to his friend’s birthday party which takes place at a carnival. Despite not being invited, Karen comes along for “safety reasons.” Jayson ends up losing a carnival game, so Karen screams at the carnival worker to give him a giant teddy bear anyways.

2017: Karen doesn’t have children in 2017. Once again, after many years, Karen get’s made fun of on her naming style. They straight up called Olitex, Annaleenah, and Maddisee made up! This time, instead of reporting the users, she uses it as a way to promote her favorite wine. She also decides to try the restraunt gave her 3 meatballs (when it was supposed to have 2) again. Once again, they got it wrong!!! This time, instead of just acting like everything is horrible afterwards, Karen threw the extra meatball at the waiter. She decides to never return.

2018: Karen doesn’t have children in 2018. However, Karen’s other sister dies in an accident. Karen honors her sister by dying her hair neon green like her, wearing high heels like her’s, and getting a “Family First” tattoo on her back with her sister’s birth and death year. Karen runs into the stranger from 2015 and the same events go down. But this time, the bystanders side with the stranger that he was not indeed trying to steal her money.

2019: Karen doesn’t have children in 2019. However, Karen loses her job as a PTA meeting associate and forces her boss from her previous job as a food critic to let her back in. Also, Jayson’s teacher tells Karen that her son is failing math. Out of anger, Karen decides to switch both Jayson and Maddisee (Olitex and Annaleenah are in college) to a new school.

2020: In 2020, Karen gives birth to another girl. She names her Arateigh Leetrynn. In his college science fair, Olitex got 2nd place instead of first. This infuriates Karen and she yells that the contest was rigged, which embarrasses Olitex greatly.

2021: In 2021, Karen had no children. Jayson didn’t make the baseball team, which makes Karen mad. She feels bad for Jayson, so she spoils him with a Nintendo Switch and the newest iPad. Even at the new school, Karen get’s word that Jayson is failing math. Karen tries to get the teacher fired for “calling my angel a failure.” Karen still likes the school she picked, so she keeps Jayson and Maddisee enrolled.

2022: In 2022, Karen gives birth to her last child, a boy. She names his Rexkyn Krysvee. They want to taste the taste of fame with their now completed family, so they create a YouTube channel that makes very unoriginal videos.

DS: Olitex Jackter, currently 23-adopted
DD: Annaleenah Bronifer, currently 21-adopted
DS: Jayson Kashden, currently 14
DD: Maddisee Kaylynne, currently 5
DD: Arateigh Leetrynn, currently 2
DS: Rexkyn Krysvee, currently an infant

Karen and Alfred with Olitex, Annaleenah, Jayson, Maddisee, Arateigh, and Rexkyn.

This was awesome and so accurate! One of the best name games I’ve played in a while.

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[name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Susan[/name_f] [name_m]Eldridge[/name_m] & [name_m]Frank[/name_m] [name_m]Irwin[/name_m] [name_m]Eldridge[/name_m]

5 y/o girl: Paislynne Kylianna

Year 1:
A teacher tells [name_f]Karen[/name_f] that Paislynne is failing math. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is triggered and feels insulted, trying to get the teacher fired for “calling my angel a failure” even though he didn’t say that.
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Tragedy can strike, even for [name_f]Karen[/name_f]. Karen’s sister dies in a car accident. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] tells Paislynne (yeah, her 5 year old) not to drive cars and insists that if Paislynne gets a driver’s license, she can’t drive any car that isn’t an SUV/minivan.

Year 2:

[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and her husband are having marital problems. The counselor says it is all on Karen’s end and she will need to change in order to preserve their marriage. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] changes but only appearance-wise, cutting her hair even choppier, wearing brighter pink clothes, and getting a “Live [name_u]Love[/name_u] Laugh” tattoo.
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[name_f]Karen[/name_f] lost her job as a soccer coach and despite her whining, she still has to get a new job as a PTA meeting Associate.

Year 3:
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] has twin girls! [name_f]Kenzee[/name_f] Adridren & Katleigh Aricyn
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  1. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] finds out her friend isn’t interested in wine anymore. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] sends several texts crying why her own friend would “betray her like that”.

Year 4:
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] adopts a teenager to shelter them from the “evils” of teen culture. She renames him Keyfinn Grayter
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[name_f]Karen[/name_f] is yelling at an employee in public when she notices someone else filming her with the intent to post it online and embarrass her! [name_f]Karen[/name_f] tries to take the phone from the filmer.

Year 5:
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] adopts another teen! She renamed him Jackden Kenxyn
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[name_m]Little[/name_m] [name_f]Kenzee[/name_f] and Katleigh are friends with a neighborhood toddler who likes [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f]. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] does not approve of [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f] and wants to stop the friendship, but has no luck and the three remain great friends. The toddler’s parent asks why [name_f]Karen[/name_f] doesn’t like [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f]. “IT HAS OSCAR THE GROUCH AND OSCAR THE GROUCH MAKES KIDS HAVE BAD HYGIENE”.

Year 6:
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and her husband are having marital problems again. The counselor says it is all on Karen’s end (again) and she will need to change in order to preserve their marriage. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] spoils her husband as well by buying him a TV and expensive golf clubs, all while being rude to the employees who sold it.
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Paislynne says she doesn’t want to be like her. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] shelters everyone even more.

Year 7:
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] has girl-boy twins! Jaydee Leeana & [name_u]Jamison[/name_u] Neebren
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[name_f]Karen[/name_f] lost her job (again) and despite her whining, she still has to get a new job as a paid surveyor.

Year 8:
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] gave birth a to a baby boy, Taytrynn Conert
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[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and her husband are trying to get a little taste of fame with their kids. They want to become a famous family YouTube channel, their videos are all very unoriginal.

Year 9:
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] asked for 2 meatballs with her spaghetti, but got 3. She throws the extra meatball at the waiter.
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There’s a line waiting to buy toys. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] cuts everybody in line right to the front and then starts yelling “WHY” when the employee refuses to serve her.

Year 10:
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] has another set of boy-girl twins! Kashsten Peithan Mcnian & Ever-Rae Annaliah Skysyn
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Katleigh is amazing at dancing but says she is bored of dancing and wants to get into video games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is against video games and blames them for violence, even the E-rated games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] blames her dance teacher for everything.

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11/10 would play again

Year 1

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (32)

DH: [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] “Ken” (34)

DD: Saralynne Annarae (5)

[name_f]Karen[/name_f] is a stay-at-home mom to a five-year-old daughter, Saralynne. She’s been (mostly) happily married to her husband [name_m]Ken[/name_m] for almost ten years.

Year 2

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (33)

DH: [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] “Ken” (35)

DD: Saralynne Annarae (6)

[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and Saralynne are waiting in line to buy a toy. Someone behind them accidentally bumps [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_f]Karen[/name_f] complains to get them out of line for “assaulting her”. When [name_f]Karen[/name_f] gets home from the toy store, she decides to take her mind off the traumatic incident by watching some tv but is quickly offended by something she sees on one of her favorite shows. She tries to petition to get the show canceled, but the only people who will listen to her are the other moms from Saralynne’s soccer team.

Year 3

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (34)

DH: [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] “Ken” (36)

DD: Saralynne Annarae (7)

DD: Maraleenah [name_f]Alison[/name_f] (1)

Saralynne finally gets the baby sister she’s been begging for! [name_u]Baby[/name_u] Maraleenah is the perfect addition to a (seemingly) perfect family.

Year 4

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (35)

DH: [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] “Ken” (37)

DD: Saralynne Annarae (8)

DD: Maraleenah [name_f]Alison[/name_f] (2)

Saralynne doesn’t make her t-ball team, and [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is furious. She cries to the coach and goes to every game booing the players who made the team. After a busy day antagonizing second graders, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] hops on Facebook and noticed people are making fun of her girls’ names! She promptly reports every user and considers writing a letter to [name_m]Mark[/name_m] Zuckerberg.

Year 5

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (36)

DH: [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] “Ken” (38)

DD: Saralynne Annarae (9)

DD: Maraleenah [name_f]Alison[/name_f] (3)

DD: Ellennah Kaysyn (15)

After a few years of trying for a baby with no success, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Ken[/name_m] find it in the goodness of their hearts to adopt a teenager in the hopes of sheltering her from the “evils” of teenage culture. The girl’s name is [name_f]Elena[/name_f], but [name_f]Karen[/name_f] decides to change the spelling despite the teen’s protests because she insists it makes it more “unique”. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] also changes her middle name to Kaysyn in honor of herself and her husband.

Year 6

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (37)

DH: [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] “Ken” (39)

DD: Saralynne Annarae (10)

DD: Maraleenah [name_f]Alison[/name_f] (4)

DD: Ellennah Kaysyn (16)

DS: Maxden Kenson (1)

Ironically, just a few days after adopting Ellennah, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] discovers she’s pregnant. The couple’s first son, Maxden Kenson is born a few months later. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] insists the name Maxden is Macedonian for “warrior”, while the baby’s middle name has a more simple explanation- he’s Ken’s son.

Year 7

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (38)

DH: [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] “Ken” (40)

DD: Saralynne Annarae (11)

DD: Maraleenah [name_f]Alison[/name_f] (5)

DD: Ellennah Kaysyn (17)

DS: Maxden Kenson (2)

The barista didn’t put enough squirts of vanilla in Karen’s latte! [name_f]Karen[/name_f] makes a scene and yells at them to get the manager, but they refuse and kick her out. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] promises to leave a scathing Yelp review as she’s thrown out of the coffee shop with a screaming toddler in tow. A few weeks later, after an encounter with a cashier at the grocery store gets heated, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] notices an onlooker filming her with the intent to post it online and embarrass her! She tells the individual that filming people is illegal and threatens to call the police.

Year 8

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (39)

DH: [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] “Ken” (41)

DD: Saralynne Annarae (12)

DD: Maraleenah [name_f]Alison[/name_f] (6)

DD: Ellennah Kaysyn (18)

DS: Maxden Kenson (3)

DD/DS: Jamisee Ariden / Leeson Rexden (1)

[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Ken[/name_m] get the shock of their lives when they find out they’re expecting again, twins this time. The babies, a boy and a girl, are named Jamisee Ariden and Leeson Rexden. As you can see, Karen’s taste in names has gotten more adventurous as the years go on.

Year 9

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (40)

DH: [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] “Ken” (42)

DD: Saralynne Annarae (13)

DD: Maraleenah [name_f]Alison[/name_f] (7)

DD: Ellennah Kaysyn (19)

DS: Maxden Kenson (4)

DD/DS: Jamisee Ariden / Leeson Rexden (2)

[name_f]Karen[/name_f] is absolutely horrified when Saralynne tells her she doesn’t want to be like her. She comes to the conclusion that the teen’s phone is the reason for her attitude, and takes it away for a month. To make matters even worse, Karen’s sister is killed in a car crash later that year. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] honours her by dyeing her hair the same colour as her sister’s, wearing high heels like hers, and getting a “Family First” tattoo on the small of her back with her sister’s birth and death year.

Year 10

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (41)

DH: [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] “Ken” (43)

DD: Saralynne Annarae (14)

DD: Maraleenah [name_f]Alison[/name_f] (8)

DD: Ellennah Kaysyn (20)

DS: Maxden Kenson (5)

DD/DS: Jamisee Ariden / Leeson Rexden (3)

DS: Jaykyn Bronsten (16)

With Ellennah having been moved out for a few years now, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] decides it’s time to rescue another orphaned teen from the evils of society. Her and [name_m]Ken[/name_m] adopt 16-year old [name_m]Jake[/name_m], whose name is promptly changed to the more Karen-approved Jaykyn Bronsten.

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DW (37): [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Pam[/name_f] (PTA Meeting Associate)
DH (40): [name_u]Scott[/name_u] [name_m]Alfred[/name_m]

DS (22): [name_m]Cayden[/name_m] [name_m]Jax[/name_m]
DD (15): [name_f]Haleigh[/name_f] [name_f]Aurora[/name_f]
DS (14): [name_m]Maxson[/name_m] Leevee
DD/DS (9): Tayliah Neennah / Ayther Eversten
DD (8): Keyteigh [name_f]Maralynne[/name_f]
DS (4): Rexifer Daxert
DS (3): [name_u]Grayson[/name_u] Deoxyn
DD/DS (1): Shayzee Alikryn / Bronter Olifinn
DS (0): Jackdren Xenogen

Year 1: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has twins, a girl named Tayliah and a boy named Ayther. [name_m]Maxson[/name_m] is friends with a neighbourhood toddler who likes [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f]. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] does not approve of [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f] and wants to stop the friendship, but has no luck and the two remain great friends. The toddler’s parent asks why [name_f]Karen[/name_f] doesn’t like [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f]. “IT HAS COOKIE MONSTER AND COOKIE MONSTER MAKES KIDS UNHEALTHY”.
Year 2: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has another baby, a little girl named Keyteigh. [name_m]Maxson[/name_m] is going to a friend’s birthday party at a carnival. [name_m]Even[/name_m] though [name_f]Karen[/name_f] herself isn’t invited, she goes anyway with her kid, claiming it’s for “safety reasons”. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] forbids her child from going on any “scary rides” even when everyone else is going on them.
Year 3: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] adopts 14 year old [name_m]Cayden[/name_m] to shelter him from the “evils” of teen culture. Tayliah & Ayther are going to a friend’s birthday party at a carnival. [name_m]Even[/name_m] though [name_f]Karen[/name_f] herself isn’t invited, she goes anyway with her kid, claiming it’s for “safety reasons”. Ayther loses at a carnival game and [name_f]Karen[/name_f] yells at the carnival worker to give her kid a giant teddy bear anyway.
Year 4: There’s a line waiting to buy toys. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] cuts everybody in line right to the front and then starts yelling “WHY” when the employee refuses to serve her. [name_m]Cayden[/name_m] tells [name_f]Karen[/name_f] he doesn’t want to be like her. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] spoils him to try to win him back into believing her parenting is good.
Year 5: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_u]Scott[/name_u] are trying to get a little taste of fame with their kids. They want to become a famous family YouTube channel, their videos are all very unoriginal. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] saw something on TV she didn’t like! She posts on social media asking to speak to the channel’s manager.
Year 6: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has another son named Rexifer. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is yelling at an employee in public when she notices someone else filming her with the intent to post it online and embarrass her! She immediately acts like she’s the victim.
Year 7: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] gives birth to a boy named [name_u]Grayson[/name_u]. After announcing his birth, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] sees people on Facebook making fun of her style of names! She reports every user.
Year 8: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] adopts a 13 year old girl named [name_f]Haleigh[/name_f] to shelter her from the “evils” of teen culture. She and [name_m]Maxson[/name_m] tell [name_f]Karen[/name_f] they don’t want to be like her, so [name_f]Karen[/name_f] shelters everyone even more.
Year 9: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has another set of twins, a girl named Shayzee and a boy named Bronter. At a restaurant, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] asked for 2 meatballs with her spaghetti, but got 3. She eats them and enjoys the free 3rd meatball but doesn’t tip the waiter and acts like everything is horrible afterwards.
Year 10: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has a son named Jackdren. A teacher tells [name_f]Karen[/name_f] that [name_f]Haleigh[/name_f] is failing math. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] decides to switch all her children into a different school.

[name_f]Karen[/name_f] & [name_u]Scott[/name_u] have 11 children - [name_m]Cayden[/name_m], [name_f]Haleigh[/name_f], [name_m]Maxson[/name_m], Tayliah, Ayther, Keyteigh, Rexifer, [name_u]Grayson[/name_u], Shayzee, Bronter, and Jackdren

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DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_u]Carol[/name_u] (PTA meeting associate)
DH: [name_u]Dustin[/name_u] [name_m]Ronald[/name_m]

DAD2(20): [name_f]Raenah[/name_f] Janaleigh “Rain”
DS1(15): Maxden Paister “Max”
DAD1(15): [name_f]Alison[/name_f] Ellesee “Alice”
DAS1(10): [name_u]Grayson[/name_u] Jamitynne
DS2(5): [name_m]Jayson[/name_m] Conree “Jace”
DS3/DD1(4): Ashyter Jonnsyn “Ash” & Shaylynne Katliah "“Shy”
DD2(2): Kylinnah Everfinn “Kya”
DS4/DD3(1): Daxsyn Jackchay “DJ” & Annasten Tayther “Annie”
DD4/DD5(nb): Maraiana [name_f]Kenzee[/name_f] “Mae” & Xanliah Saradee “Xana”

Year 1: [name_u]Max[/name_u] is failing math, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is triggered and feels insulted, trying to get the teacher fired for “calling her angel a failure” even though he didn’t say that. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_u]Dustin[/name_u] are having marital problems. The counselor says it is all on Karen’s end and she will need to change in order to preserve their marriage. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] refuses to change and argues at the counselor

Year 2: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] finds out her friend [name_f]Darlene[/name_f] isn’t interested in wine anymore. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] unfriends [name_f]Darlene[/name_f] and blocks her. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is going to adopt a 6-year-old girl named [name_f]Alison[/name_f] Ellesee.

Year 3: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] asked for 2 meatballs with her spaghetti, but got 3. She immediately points this out after getting her meal and screams for the manager. There’s a line waiting to buy toys. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] cuts the girl ahead of her in line because she is younger than her and she needs to “respect her elders”.

Year 4: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] adopts a teenager to shelter them from the “evils” of teen culture, [name_f]Raenah[/name_f] Janaleigh. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] drops some money on the ground. A kind stranger picks it up to give it to her, but [name_f]Karen[/name_f] loudly accuses him of stealing her cash and threatens to call the police. Everyone in the vicinity sides with the stranger that he wasn’t trying to steal from her.

Year 5: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] gives birth to another son, [name_m]Jayson[/name_m] Conree. One of her kids did not make the baseball team. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] cries at the coach and goes to every game booing the players who made the team,

Year 6: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] gives birth to twins Shaylynne Katliah & Ashyter Jonnsyn. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is going to adopt a 6-year-old boy, [name_u]Grayson[/name_u] Jamitynne.

Year 7: One of Karen’s children is amazing at dancing but says she is bored of dancing and wants to get into video games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is against video games and blames them for violence, even the E-rated games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] only buys her dance video games. One of Karen’s kids says they don’t want to be like her. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] spoils them to try to win them back into believing her parenting is good.

Year 8: [name_f]Keren[/name_f] gives birth to a baby girl, Kylinnah Everfinn. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] sees people on Facebook making fun of her style of names! she yells angry comments at every user and spams angry emojis,

Year 9: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has twins! Daxsyn Jackchay & Annasten Tayther. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is yelling at an employee in public when she notices someone else filming her with the intent to post it online and embarrass her! She nags about how filming people is illegal and she will call the police

Year 10: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has another set of twins, Maraiana [name_f]Kenzee[/name_f] & Xanliah Saradee. Tragedy can strike, even for [name_f]Karen[/name_f]. Karen’s sister dies in a car accident. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] tells all her children not to drive cars and insists that if they get a driver’s license, they can’t drive any car that isn’t an SUV/minivan.

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dw: karen susan bramwell (food critic)
dh: marvin alvin bramwell

ds (5): grayfinn

  1. karen has twins! they are janabynn and jackden? the barista didn’t put enough squirts of vanlla in karen’s latte! karen makes a scene and yells at them to get the manager. the barista does not get the manager and kicks out karen.

  2. karen has a daughter! she is keykryn! jackdyn didn’t make the baseball team! karen feels bad and spoils jackdyn with a nintendo switch and the newest ipad.

  3. karen has a son! he is conren! karen sees people on Facebook making fun of her style of names! she uses this infamy as a way to promote her favourite wine.

  4. keykryn is amazing at dancing but says she is bored of dancing and wants to get into video games. her mom is against video games and blames them for violence, even the E-rated games. karen then blames keykryn’s dance teacher for everything. karen is at a toy store. there’s a line waiting to buy toys. karen cuts everybody in line right to the front and then starts yelling “WHY” when the employee refuses to serve her.

  5. karen adopts a 16 year old teenager name moriah therese to protect her from the ‘evils’ of teen culture. she then renames her annarae. grayfinn is now 10 and got 2nd place at the science fair instead of first. karen posts on Facebook that the contest shouldn’t have existed anyway because science is ‘evil’.

  6. annarae says she doesn’t want to be like karen. karen spoils her trying to win them back into believing her parenting is good. karen is going to adopt a 6-year-old! the new child (molly grace) is now braygree!

  7. karen adopts 15 year old lucy jane and renames her maddison. meanwhile, karen and her husband are having marital problems. the counselor says it is all on karen’s end and she will need to change in order to preserve their marriage. karen refuses to change and argues at the counselor.

  8. karen has daughter brynndee! karen drops some money on the ground. a kind stranger picks it up to give it to her, but karen loudly accuses him of stealing her cash and threatens to call the police. everyone in the vicinity sides with the stranger that he wasn’t trying to steal from her.

  9. tragedy can strike, even for karen. karen’s sister dies in a car accident. karen honours her by dyeing her hair the same colour as her sister, wearing high heels like hers, and getting a “Family First” tattoo on the small of her back with her sister’s birth and death year. conren is invited to a friend’s birthday party at a carnival. even though karen herself isn’t invited, she goes anyway with her kid, claiming it’s for ‘safety reasons’. karen tells her kid to blow out the candles and have the first slice of cake, even though it’s not her kid’s birthday, and cheers when her kid does.

  10. karen adopts 17 year old hannah maeve and renames her kashifer. karen and her husband are trying to get a little taste of fame with their kids. they want to become a famous family YouTube channel, but their videos are all very unoriginal.

the bramwell family

dw: karen susan bramwell (food critic)
dh: marvin alvin bramwell

dad (21): annarae (was moriah therese)
dad (18): maddison (was lucy jane)
dad (17): kashifer (was hannah maeve)
ds (15): grayfinn
dd/ds (9): janabynn & jackden
dd (8): keykryn
ds (7): conren
dd (2): brynndee

karen and marvin with annarae, maddison, kash, grayfinn, janabynn, jackden, keykryn, conren and brynndee

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DW (29): [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (PTA meeting associate)
DH (29): [name_m]Gareth[/name_m] [name_m]Gilbert[/name_m]

DD (5): [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] Taysee

2012: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] gives birth to boy twins, Kashthan Peihdee & Ashyden Kenbynn.
Tragedy can strike, even for [name_f]Karen[/name_f]. Karen’s sister dies in a car accident. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] tells all her children not to drive cars and insists that if they get a driver’s license, they can’t drive any car that isn’t an SUV/minivan.

2013: [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] says she doesn’t want to be like her. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] shelters everyone even more.
Ashyden is friends with a neighborhood toddler who likes [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f]. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] does not approve of [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f] and wants to stop the friendship, but has no luck and the two remain great friends. The toddler’s parent asks why [name_f]Karen[/name_f] doesn’t like [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f]. “IT HAS OSCAR THE GROUCH AND OSCAR THE GROUCH MAKES KIDS HAVE BAD HYGIENE”.

2014: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] asked for 2 meatballs with her spaghetti, but got 3. She eats them and enjoys the free 3rd meatball but doesn’t tip the waiter and acts like everything is horrible afterwards.
A teacher tells [name_f]Karen[/name_f] that [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] is failing math. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] decides to switch all her children into a different school.

2015: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] gives birth to a girl, Krysteigh Shaydren.
The barista didn’t put enough squirts of vanilla in Karen’s latte! [name_f]Karen[/name_f] makes a scene and yells at them to get the manager. They get the manager and the manager yells at the barista.

2016: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] gives birth to a boy, Braxtynne Daxica.
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] sees people on Facebook making fun of her style of names! She uses this infamy as a way to promote her fave wine.

2017: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] gives birth to a girl, Paislynne Saraleigh.
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] lost her job and despite her whining, she still has to get a new job. She becomes a stay-at-home-mom.

2018: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] drops some money on the ground. A kind stranger picks it up to give it to her, but [name_f]Karen[/name_f] loudly accuses him of stealing her cash and threatens to call the police. Everyone in the vicinity sides with the stranger that he wasn’t trying to steal from her.
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] is yelling at an employee in public when she notices someone else filming her with the intent to post it online and embarrass her! She immediately acts like she’s the victim.

2019: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and her husband are trying to get a little taste of fame with their kids. They try to get a reality show of their family, but it only lasts one season.
Kashthan did not make the baseball team. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] forces the coach to put Kashthan on the team

2020: [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] is amazing at dancing but says she is bored of dancing and wants to get into video games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is against video games and blames them for violence, even the E-rated games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] blames her dance teacher for everything.
Braxtynne is going to a friend’s birthday party at a carnival. [name_m]Even[/name_m] though [name_f]Karen[/name_f] herself isn’t invited, she goes anyway with her kid, claiming it’s for “safety reasons.” [name_f]Karen[/name_f] forbids Braxtynne from going on any “scary rides” even when everyone else is going on them.

2021: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is going to adopt a 6-year-old girl named [name_u]Delaney[/name_u] [name_f]Joanna[/name_f]. She renames her Elleliah Skymae.
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] saw something on TV she didn’t like! She posts on social media asking to speak to the channel’s manager.

DW (39): [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Linda[/name_f] (Stay-at-home-mom)
DH (39): [name_m]Gareth[/name_m] [name_m]Gilbert[/name_m]

DD (15): [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] Taysee
DS/DS (10): Kashthan Peihdee / Ashyden Kenbynn
DD (7): Krysteigh Shaydren
DD (7): Elleliah Skymae
DS (6): Braxtynne Daxica
DD (5): Paislynne Saraleigh

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DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Susan[/name_f] (Frannian) Conica
DH: [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] [name_u]Wallace[/name_u] Conica

DD(16): [name_f]Alizee[/name_f] Arannah Conica
DS(14): Rexson Bronter Conica
DD(9): Keydee [name_f]Ayanna[/name_f] Conica
DD(9): Aramae Krystynne Conica
DS(9): Kashden Neegen Conica
DD(5): [name_m]Grayden[/name_m] Leeiana Conica
DS(4): Jaxxsten Aricyn Conica
DD(2): Shayliah Johnifer Conica
DS(nb): Kentrynn [name_m]Jaythan[/name_m] Conica

Life Events

Year 1
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] welcome a daughter, Keydee [name_f]Ayanna[/name_f]. She joins their 5-year-old son, Rexson.

Rexson attends a friend’s birthday party at a carnival. [name_m]Even[/name_m] though [name_f]Karen[/name_f] herself isn’t invited, she goes too, claiming it’s for “safety reasons.” [name_f]Karen[/name_f] tells Rexson to blow out the candles, and have the first slice of cake, even though it’s not Rexson’s birthday. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] cheers when he does it.
Immediately after, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and Rexson leave the party, with [name_f]Karen[/name_f] whining all the way out, because Rexson didn’t like the cake and the hosting parents refused Karen’s demand for them to go buy a cake he liked.

Year 2
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] is yelling at an employee in public for being told she has to pay for the food her kids ate directly from the store’s shelves! When she notices someone filming her with the intent to post it online and embarrass her, she tries to take the phone from the filmer. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is banned from the store for life.

As a result of her recent behaviour in public, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] loses her job as a Food Critic. After lots of whining, and rejections, she decides to become a Stay-At-Home-Mom.

Year 3
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] are having marital problems. The counselor says it’s all on [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and she needs to change in order to preserve their marriage. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] spoils [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] by buying him a TV and expensive golf clubs, all while being rude to the employees.

[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] try to get a little taste of fame with their kids. They want to become a famous family YouTube channel, but their videos are all very unoriginal.

Year 4
Tragedy strikes, even for [name_f]Karen[/name_f]! Karen’s sister dies in a car accident. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] adopts her sister’s 3-year-old daughter, [name_f]Arabelle[/name_f] [name_f]May[/name_f], and changes her name to Aramae Krystynne.

With the addition of Aramae to the family, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] can no longer afford to be a Stay-At-Home-Mom and despite her whining, she has to get a new job. She gains employment as a Paid Surveyor.

Year 5
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] welcome another baby girl, [name_m]Grayden[/name_m] Leeiana. She joins Rexson, Keydee and Aramae.

After announcing the birth of [name_m]Grayden[/name_m] on social media, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] sees people on Facebook making fun of her style of names! She uses this infamy as a way to promote her fave wine. This leads to people accusing her of running a pyramid scheme. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] argues that it’s actually a multi-level marketing business where you get to be your own boss, and blocks anyone who disagrees.

Year 6
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] welcome another baby boy, Jaxxsten Aricyn. He joins Rexson, Keydee, Aramae and [name_m]Grayden[/name_m].

While out for a family meal, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] asked for 2 meatballs with her spaghetti, but got 3. She immediately points this out after getting her meal and screams for the manager.

Year 7
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] continue trying to get a little taste of fame with their kids. They still want a famous family YouTube channel, but their videos remain very unoriginal.

[name_f]Karen[/name_f] decides to adopt a 6-year-old boy! His name wasn’t quite the right style so [name_f]Karen[/name_f] changes it from [name_m]Kash[/name_m] [name_m]Dennis[/name_m] to Kashden Neegen.

Year 8
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] welcome another baby girl, Shayliah Johnifer, She joins Rexson, Keydee, Aramae, Kashden, [name_m]Grayden[/name_m] and Jaxxsten.

While out for a family meal, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] asked for 2 meatballs with her spaghetti, but got 3, again! This time she eats them and enjoys the free 3rd meatball but doesn’t tip the waiter and acts like everything is horrible afterwards.

Year 9
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] adopt a 15-year-old teenager named, [name_f]Alizee[/name_f] Arannah. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] approves of her name and let’s her keep it.

Rexson did not make the baseball team. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] cries at the coach and goes to every game booing the players who made the team.

Year 10
[name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Marvin[/name_m] welcome their final baby, a boy named Kentrynn [name_m]Jaythan[/name_m]. He joins [name_f]Alizee[/name_f], Rexson, Keydee, Aramae, Kashden, [name_m]Grayden[/name_m], Jaxxsten and Shayliah.

[name_f]Karen[/name_f] loses another job and despite her whining, she has to get a new job. She decides to become a Soccer Coach to make sure her kids always make the team.

This was so fun! But it was surprisingly hard to create names!! :laughing:

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DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Susan[/name_f] [name_m]Gregory[/name_m] (Southern) [Soccer Coach]
DH: [name_m]Irving[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DD (5): Bronsyn Tayiana [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]

Year 1: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] & [name_m]Irving[/name_m] have b/g twins. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] finds out her friend isn’t interested in wine anymore so [name_f]Karen[/name_f] unfriends and blocks her.

Year 2: the Gregory’s adopt a teen girl. One of Karen’s kids says they don’t want to be like her, and [name_f]Karen[/name_f] spoils them to try to win them back into believing her parenting is good.

Year 3: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] lost her job and despite her whining, she still has to get a new job; she is now a Food Critic. Also, a barista didn’t put enough squirts of vanilla in Karen’s latte! [name_f]Karen[/name_f] makes a scene and yells at them to get the manager; they get the manager and the manager yells at the barista. No new additions this year.

Year 4: One of Karen’s children are going to a friend’s birthday party at a carnival. [name_m]Even[/name_m] though [name_f]Karen[/name_f] herself isn’t invited, she goes anyway with her kid, claiming it’s for “safety reasons".Karen tells her kid to blow out the candles and have the first slice of cake, even though it is not her kid’s birthday, and cheers when her kid does. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] & [name_m]Irving[/name_m] welcome a baby boy.

Year 5: One of Karen’s children is amazing at dancing but says she is bored of dancing and wants to get into video games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is against video games and blames them for violence, even the E-rated games and [name_f]Karen[/name_f] blames her dance teacher for everything. Another baby boy for [name_f]Karen[/name_f] & [name_m]Irving[/name_m].

Year 6: A teacher tells [name_f]Karen[/name_f] that one of her children is failing math. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] blames the teacher and says he has a horrible teaching style and that’s why her kid is failing. It’s another baby boy!

Year 7: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and her husband are having marital problems. The counselor says it is all on Karen’s end and she will need to change in order to preserve their marriage. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] refuses to change and argues at the counselor. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] & [name_m]Irving[/name_m] adopt a teen boy.

Year 8: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is yelling at an employee in public when she notices someone else filming her with the intent to post it online and embarrass her! She nags about how filming people is illegal and she will call the police. Surprise twin boys for the couple

Year 9: One of her kids did not make the baseball team, and [name_f]Karen[/name_f] feels bad and spoils the kid with a Nintendo Switch and the newest iPad. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] & [name_m]Irving[/name_m] adopt another teen boy.

Year 10: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and her husband are trying to get a little taste of fame with their kids so they become Instagram parents, but they don’t get many followers. Another baby boy for [name_f]Karen[/name_f] & [name_m]Irving[/name_m].

DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_f]Susan[/name_f] [name_m]Gregory[/name_m] (Southern) [Food Critic]
DH: [name_m]Irving[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m] [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DAD (24): McLeenah Elleson [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DAS (20): Conson Krysden [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DAS (18): Shayvee Kentex [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DD (15): Bronsyn Tayiana [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DS (14, twin): Daxsten Shaythen [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DD (14, twin): [name_f]Kaydee[/name_f] Paisyn [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DS (11): Kengree Aracyn [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DS (10): Maxden [name_f]Kenzee[/name_f] [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DS (9): Kenthan [name_m]Everson[/name_m] [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DS (7, twin): [name_u]Brayden[/name_u] Taysyn [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DS (7, twin): Braxcyn Tayfinn [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]
-DS (nb): Keybynn Everzee [name_m]Gregory[/name_m]

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DW: Kharynne Linda (Hairstylist, personally trained Hair By Chrissy)
DH: Dave Gary (Chose Dave from here because it just sounds douchey)
DS: Brayden Jaysyn [5]
Year 1: Kharynne welcomes her newest blessing, Kayree Everleenah. Unfortunately, some TROLLS on Facebook posted the announcement to a name-shaming group! Kharynne invades the name-shaming group, posting angry comments and shaming their kids’ names.
Year 2: (Brayden 6, Kayree 1) Brayden’s kindergarten teacher told Kharynne that he was failing math. Kharynne posts to Facebook, campaigning to get the teacher fired for “CALLING MY ANGLE [sic] A FAILURE”, despite the fact his teacher never said that in the first place. The barista at Starbucks didn’t put enough squirts of vanilla in Kharynne’s latte! Kharynne yells at the barista, calling for the manager and spilling her latte, but the poor barista simply makes Kharynne leave.
Year 3: (Brayden 7, Kayree 2) Kharynne drops a 100-dollar bill on the ground. A kind stranger (who happened to be black) picks it up to give it back to her, but she threatens to call the police because the stranger was “stealing her money”. Nobody believes her though, and some people come to the poor stranger’s support. Kharynne saw a trans character in Brayden’s favorite show, and posts online asking to speak to the channel’s manager. Cue memes from the show’s periphery demographic.
Year 4: Kharynne’s latest edition, Grayson Braxxyn is born. She and Dave’s marriage is breaking apart, and the counselor says it’s all on her end and she will need to change in order to stay together. Karen changes her appearance, getting even chunkier highlights and a “Live Laugh Love” tattoo, and wearing gaudier LuLaRoe.
Year 5: (Brayden 9, Kayree 4, Grayson 1) Kharynne is yelling at a WalMart employee because they claimed she was cutting in line, when she notices another customer filming the incident! She knocks the phone out of the filmer’s hand, all the while playing the victim. Kharynne adopts a 6-year-old from Africa (she is unable to distinguish between the different countries in Africa) and changes his name to Daxxyn Neethan.
Year 6: Kharynne welcomes twins, Maddileigh Taysee and Kennah Brynnifer. Grayson’s best friend at playgroup likes Sesame Street, but Kharynne doesn’t approve and tries to end their friendship. Grayson’s friend’s mom doesn’t see the issue, wondering what this woman has against Sesame Street. Kharynne replies, “IT HAS COOKIE MONSTER AND COOKIE MONSTER MAKES KIDS UNHEALTHY!!!”.
Year 7: (Brayden 11, Daxxyn 8, Kayree 6, Grayson 3, Maddileigh & Kennah 1) Kharynne’s best friend Cathy tells her she isn’t into wine anymore and much prefers vodka. Cathy’s phone blows up from an angry series of texts from Kharynne, crying about how her friend could “betray her like that” and all that. She soon blocks Kharynne’s number. The line at the toy store is long, so Kharynne cuts ahead of everybody else in line. When the cashier refuses to serve her, Kharynne devolves into screaming “WHY WHY WHY WHY”.
Year 8: Kharynne welcomes her latest little blessing, Maralynne Taysee! Kayree is the best dancer on her dance team, but she saw her friend playing Animal Crossing on a playdate and wants a Nintendo Switch now, saying she’s bored of dancing. Kharynne refuses, claiming all video games cause violence. Kharynne storms into Kayree’s dance teacher’s office and rants at her, about how DARE my Kayree not like what I want for her.
Year 9: Kharynne has another little blessing, Alianna Skydee. There’s a long line at the toy store for the winter holiday season, and Kharynne is sick and tired of waiting. She cuts in line ahead of the new zoomer mom in front of her because she needs to “respect her elders”.
Year 10: (Brayden 14, Daxxyn 11, Kayree 9, Grayson 6, Maddileigh and Kennah 4, Maralynne 2, Alianna 1) Brayden somehow won 2nd place at his middle school science fair, much to Kharynne’s chagrin, because in her words, “second place is just first loser”. Kharynne bullies the 1st place winner and their parents. Daxxyn says he doesn’t want to end up like Kharynne and Dave. Kharynne immediately spoils him in a futile attempt to win him back, buying him the latest iPhone.

7.8/10, could use a random event where the youngest child dies because they weren’t vaccinated

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DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_u]Carol[/name_u] (Quinlan) [name_m]Barnes[/name_m] (Hairstylist)
DH: [name_m]Frank[/name_m] [name_m]Martin[/name_m] [name_m]Barnes[/name_m]

DD (5): [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] Jamisee [name_m]Barnes[/name_m]

Year 1: [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] is amazing at dancing but says she is bored of dancing and wants to get into video games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is against video games and blames them for violence, even the E-rated games, and even blames Tayson’s dance teacher for everything.

Year 2: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] drops some money on the ground. A kind stranger picks it up to give it to her, but [name_f]Karen[/name_f] loudly accuses him of stealing her cash and threatens to call the police. Everyone in the vicinity sides with the stranger and say he wasn’t trying to steal from her. I’m the same year, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has lost her job and, despite her whining, has to get another one as a PTA meeting associate.

Year 3: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has another child, a baby girl named Daxtynn Arivee. At a restaurant, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] asked for 2 meatballs with her spaghetti but got 3, and throws the extra meatball at the waiter.

Year 4: [name_m]Just[/name_m] a year after having Daxtynn, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has twins: Xenofinn Brayter & Marachay Arannah. [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] didn’t make the girl’s baseball team. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] feels bad and spoils [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] with a Nintendo Switch and the newest IPad.

Year 5: [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] once again didn’t make the girl’s baseball team. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] cries at the coach and goes to every game booing the players who did make the team. In the same year, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Frank[/name_m] are having marital problems. The counselor says it is all on Karen’s end and she will need to change in order to preserve their marriage. She spoils [name_m]Frank[/name_m] as well by buying him a TV and expensive golf clubs, all while being rude to the employees who sold the items.

Year 6: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has another baby girl named Maddisee Conren. [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] is amazing at dancing but once again says she is bored of dancing and wants to get into video games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is against video games and blames them for violence, even the E-rated games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] this time buys video games for her, but only dance games.

Year 7: [name_m]Just[/name_m] a year after Maddisee, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] has another baby girl named Xantrynn Consee. [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] got 2nd place in the science fair instead of 1st. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] posts on Facebook that the contest shouldn’t have existed anyway because science is “evil”.

Year 8: Daxtynn is going to a friend’s birthday party at a carnival. [name_m]Even[/name_m] though [name_f]Karen[/name_f] herself isn’t invited, she goes with Daxtynn anyway, claiming it’s for “safety reasons”. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] tells Daxtynn to blow out the candles and have the first slice of cake, even though it’s not Daxtynn’s birthday. In the same year, tragedy can strike, even for [name_f]Karen[/name_f]. Karen’s sister dies in a car accident. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] honours her by dyeing her hair the same colour as her sister’s, wearing high heels like hers, and getting a “Family First” tattoo on the small of her back with her sister’s birth and death year.

Year 9: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] lost her job again, and she must get another one, this time as a soccer coach. Once again, [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Frank[/name_m] are having marital problems. The counselor says it is all on Karen’s end, and she will need to change in order to preserve their marriage. She does change, but only appearance-wise, cutting her hair even choppier, wearing brighter pink clothes, and getting a [name_f]Live[/name_f] [name_u]Love[/name_u] Laugh" tattoo.

Year 10: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] and [name_m]Frank[/name_m] are trying to get a little taste of fame with their kids. They want to become a famous family YouTube channel, but their videos are all very unoriginal. Daxtynn is amazing at dancing, but says she’s bored of it and wants to get into video games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] is against video games and blames them for violence, even the E-rated games. [name_f]Karen[/name_f] says Daxtynn is being ungrateful about her dancing talent and grounds her for a month.

Karen’s family

DH: [name_m]Frank[/name_m] [name_m]Martin[/name_m] [name_m]Barnes[/name_m]
DW: [name_f]Karen[/name_f] [name_u]Carol[/name_u] (Quinlan) [name_m]Barnes[/name_m]

DD (15): [name_m]Tayson[/name_m] Jamisee [name_m]Barnes[/name_m]
DD (7): Daxtynn Arivee [name_m]Barnes[/name_m]
DS/DD (6): Xenofinn Brayter & Marachay Arannah [name_m]Barnes[/name_m]
DD (4): Maddisee Conren [name_m]Barnes[/name_m]
DD (3): Xantrynn Consee [name_m]Barnes[/name_m]

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