You have graduated from college and have spent three years in your chosen profession. What are you, and what is your name? [name]Bernadette[/name] [name]Lee[/name] Engen ‘[name]Bernie[/name]’, news anchor
While at a conference for your chosen profession you meet a guy. What’s his name? [name]Conrad[/name] [name]Jasper[/name] [name]Hart[/name]
You talk for a while and at by the end of the conference you have discovered that you both live in the same town. Which town? [name]Santa[/name] [name]Barbara[/name], [name]CA[/name]
You start to go out with this guy for about three years before he proposes. Where is the wedding? [name]Santa[/name] [name]Barbara[/name], [name]CA[/name]
Honeymoon? Alaskan [name]Cruise[/name]
After you get back from your honeymoon you discover that you are pregnant with twin girls. You give them both a flower name for a first name, and the name of your mother and grandmother, respectively, as middles. What are their names? [name]Laurel[/name] Berdine [name]Hart[/name] and [name]Cassia[/name] [name]Bette[/name] [name]Hart[/name] ‘[name]Cassie[/name]’
When your girls are one year old you find out that you are yet again pregnant, this time with a boy. You give him a name from mythology as a first, and your grandfather’s name as a middle. Andreus [name]Lee[/name] [name]Hart[/name] ‘[name]Andy[/name]’
After [name]Son[/name] #1 is born you decide that you want to fulfill your lifelong dream of adopting a daughter from a foreign country. Where? Tonga
You give your new daughter a gemstone name for her first, and a virtue name for a middle. [name]Amethyst[/name] [name]True[/name] [name]Hart[/name] ‘[name]Amy[/name]’
After you get to the country you find out that she had a two-year-old sister. Not willing to separate them, you adopt her as well. She already has a name from her country of origin. You give her your husband’s sister’s name as a middle.
[name]Kalea[/name] [name]Jane[/name] [name]Hart[/name] ‘[name]Kallie[/name]’
As a result of getting a job in another state, you move into the capital of that state. Which one? [name]Washington[/name]
To make it up to the kids (especially the twins because of school friends) you decide to get three cats. What are their names? [name]Kitty[/name], Gato, and Meow
Years later your beloved Daughter #1 decides to propose to her boyfriend of two years. (Hey, it’s possible! :-)) What’s his name? [name]Jason[/name] [name]Michael[/name] [name]Grey[/name]
Not to be outdone, your second youngest proposes to her boyfriend, [name]Liam[/name] [name]Scott[/name] [name]Porter[/name], a few months later, on the same day Daughter #1 announces that she’s pregnant with triplets! She gives them all names that start with E.
Granddaughter #1: [name]Echo[/name] [name]Lauren[/name] [name]Grey[/name]
Grandson #1: [name]Eldon[/name] [name]Michael[/name] [name]Grey[/name]
Grandson #2: [name]Everett[/name] [name]Conrad[/name] [name]Grey[/name]
A year and a half later [name]Son[/name] #1 meets and marries a doctor. What’s her name? [name]Stacey[/name] [name]Georgia[/name] Zimmerman ‘[name]Georgia[/name]’
Turns out that Daughter-in-[name]Law[/name] #1 has a son (now Grandson # 3) from her first marriage. What’s his name? [name]Brock[/name] [name]Gilbert[/name] Adamson
Meanwhile, Daughter #3 has given up on finding a husband and decides to focus on her chosen career. What is she? Editor
Okay, so now Daughter #4 is 32, Daughters #1 and 2 are 31, and Daughter #3 and [name]Son[/name] #1 are both 30. Granddaughter #1 and Grandsons #1 and 2 are all one and a half. Grandson #3 is 4. Daughter #3 has given up on men. And now, Daughter #4 is dating a Frenchman! Name please? [name]Yves[/name] [name]Phillipe[/name] de [name]Quincy[/name]
They get married. Three years later they have twin girls.
Granddaughter #2: [name]Elsa[/name] [name]Nani[/name] de [name]Quincy[/name]
Granddaughter #3: [name]Sylvie[/name] [name]Malu[/name] de [name]Quincy[/name]
Sick of being outdone by her siblings, Daughter #3 is adopting a nine-year-old girl from [name]England[/name]. Her name? [name]Tessa[/name] [name]Blanche[/name] Herondale
Four daughters, one son, four granddaughters, and three grandsons, plus you and your husband. Three cheers for family!
[name]Bernadette[/name] and [name]Conrad[/name]- [name]Laurel[/name], [name]Cassie[/name], [name]Andy[/name], [name]Amy[/name], [name]Kallie[/name]
[name]Laurel[/name] and [name]Jason[/name]- [name]Echo[/name], [name]Eldon[/name], [name]Everett[/name]
[name]Cassie[/name] and [name]Liam[/name]
[name]Andy[/name] and [name]Georgia[/name]- [name]Brock[/name]
[name]Amy[/name]- [name]Tessa[/name]
[name]Kallie[/name]- [name]Elsa[/name], [name]Sylvie[/name]