Lil' Kim just had a daughter

…and named her [name_m]Royal[/name_m] [name_u]Reign[/name_u].

Ugh. There really are no words.

[name_m]Royal[/name_m] [name_u]Reign[/name_u] is pretty ridiculous/awful as a name for a child, but I’m not really surprised by the pick. The name kind of fits her outlandish personality.

exasperated sigh

I wonder what’s her next child’s going to be called. I suggest Imperial [name_u]Majesty[/name_u] or God Save the [name_f]Queen[/name_f].

Why? Oh Why?

Nooo… [name_m]Say[/name_m] it ain’t so, [name_f]Lil[/name_f]’ [name_u]Kim[/name_u]!

At least she won’t have to worry about choosing a stage name.

[name_u]True[/name_u]. I spent a while thinking of any normal nicknames for the baby. With a stretch, she can go by Roo or [name_u]Allie[/name_u]…

Honestly did any of you expect a classy name by [name_f]Lil[/name_f]’[name_u]Kim[/name_u]?

[name_m]Just[/name_m] [name_m]Royal[/name_m] or just [name_u]Reign[/name_u] could be bearable but [name_m]Royal[/name_m] [name_u]Reign[/name_u] is by far the most ridiculous name. Much worse than [name_u]North[/name_u] [name_u]West[/name_u] or [name_m]Rocket[/name_m] [name_m]Wild[/name_m] [name_f]IMO[/name_f].

What’s even worse is that the baby daddy’s name (well rapper name) is Mr. Papers, lol. Now I’m sure that is just a stage name, at least I hope so. Hopefully he has a different last name because [name_m]Royal[/name_m] [name_u]Reign[/name_u] Papers is just not cute.