This should be fun. Give me the name of the most atrociously made-up name you’ve heard in real life. I know there are pretty horrible ones out there… 
To start off, I live in a town with pretty uncreative names, lots of Avas and Aidans, so the most creative/atrocious I heard was a baby named Axden. Bleeghh.
Ok, go!
I know a girl named Shaid, pronounced shade. It ALWAYS gets mangled!
Da’Latirine is the name of a girl at my daughter’s daycare.
Langoshwa
Tranysha
I know of kids named [name]Imagine[/name], Amazing, [name]Tancredi[/name], [name]Tiger[/name], Soul, Owl, K’dn, Harvest, Envy, and [name]Dior[/name]. Almost all of them attend/attended my daughter’s daycare. I live in NYC.
I know of kids named [name]Imagine[/name], Amazing, [name]Tancredi[/name], [name]Tiger[/name], Soul, Owl, K’dn, Harvest, Envy, [name]Django[/name], and [name]Dior[/name]. Almost all of them attend/attended my daughter’s daycare. I live in NYC.
Before anyone posts these, can we just get La-a, Shithead, Oranjello, Lemonjello, [name]Male[/name], Female, etc out of the way? [name]Urban[/name] legends and such 
A girl I know named her daughter [name]Ell[/name].cy O.nna (without the dots of course). I thought that was interesting. I actually Googled the name because I couldn’t find it on any baby name sites at all. I couldn’t find anything. Anyone have any clue or is it just totally made up?
Other than that I know a Senia. A name I never heard before I met her. I think she said the original spelling was Senja or something (family name I believe?). It’s pronounced [name]Sen[/name]-ya. That’s all I can think of right now!
Dovasary…from [name]Tamora[/name] [name]Pierce[/name] novels. [name]Eowyn[/name] and Evolet.
I heard of one woman naming her daughter abcde. Pronounced ab-sid-ee.And I have a friend whose sister is [name]Stormy[/name] [name]Skye[/name]… Its not THAT bad, but its different. One woman on another site was talking about naming her daughter Tigressa. I’m not sure she actually went with that, but I know she was thinking about it. Lol.
A few years ago I met a man named Bookertee. (after [name]Booker[/name] T. [name]Washington[/name]).
When I was growing up, I lived on the same block as a man named Tonsillitis.
I went to school with a girl named Harawese.
In my teen years I was in a singing group with a girl named Verzshonaver. ([name]Ver[/name]-[name]SHON[/name]-a-ver)
I know four girls, Thoujm@rie, D’Morn@y, K@biliyz@, and T1que (said like tee-kee, like a tiki lamp! … with regular letters instead of the characters, of course). All of them are sisters except for T1que. I’m not sure I’ve seen anything worse in real life.
The craziest name I have at the moment is a mother at my daycare. Her name is Vaquissa (vuh-KWESS-uh)
Other than that, I have a cousin named [name]December[/name] [name]Sunshine[/name] and a girl in my daycare group has a cousin named [name]Liberty[/name] [name]Rain[/name].
A woman I worked with had neighbors who combined their names, [name]Clinton[/name] and [name]Alyssa[/name] to name their daughter. Clintaryssa. It’s borderline inappropriate!
clearly these above mentioned names are off the rails bad but, since I am new around here, I hear people say a lot “that sounds made up”
but it’s not totally bad…like putting K instead of a C or changing the spelling…I even saw Scotlyn get poo-pooed because it “sounds made up”
[name]Scotland[/name] is a real place so whats wrong with changing the spelling a little…
teach me…what is the problem with made up names
When I was born I had to be in the NICU for quite some time. There was a little girl next to me for a few days and her name was Pepsi Marijuana [name]Bush[/name]. I always wonder where she is today and if she ever changed her name!!!
In the school where I work there is a [name]Precious[/name], [name]Diamond[/name], and [name]Morning[/name] [name]Star[/name].
At my son’s school there is a [name]Rocket[/name] and the mom is pregnant and wants to name the GIRL [name]Rebel[/name]…
[name]Jermaine[/name] [name]Jackson[/name]'s son…[name]Jermajesty[/name]. Uggghhhh.
the worst i have seen is [name]Nevaeh[/name]. My friend named her lil girl [name]Jae[/name]-Breonn [name]Alexus[/name] it’s cute but she’ll be 50 one day.
Recently, I met a Navaeh [name]Marie[/name] and a Joellyn.
There’s a girl in my Policing [name]America[/name] g=class named Syphila (like Syphilis)
I have met people named Doodad, Freebird, Toshiba, Sir, Gleith, [name]Jaxton[/name], Bake, and Samhain. When I worked for a foster care agency, I saw a child named Moonshadow and another whose entire family referred to him as Forty-Two. The other day I saw a girl on Toddlers and Tiaras named what sounded like “serenity” but was spelled Saryniti. God, grant me the serenity to accept that I cannot change that spelling…lol
I almost forgot Wy’[name]Lexus[/name]. She was in my daughter’s class at school, and she proudly told everyone that her mom named her Wy’[name]Lexus[/name] because when she was on her way to the hospital to give birth, she rode there in a [name]Lexus[/name]. Dear [name]Lord[/name].