congratulations! you’re the proud manager of a local cat shelter. you take in cats off the streets, care for them, and eventually send them off to good homes! currently, you’ve got eleven cats in your care. now to give them fun, catchy names so that they’ll stand out on the adoption website!
cat 1’s name is a reference to a song you like!
cat 2’s name is a cat pun!
cat 3 has an extremely mundane human name.
cat 4 has a food-themed name! bonus: she’s got four kittens on the way who will need names that match! they can keep the food theme, or go in a different direction.
cat 5 has a ridiculously long and pretentious human name, complete with multiple middles, a surname, and a title.
cat 6 and cat 7 are brothers who need to be adopted together. their names should be two things that go together too!
cat 8 has your favourite name for a human baby. why can’t you use it twice?
cat 1 Industry [name_u]Baby[/name_u] cat 2 Furrari cat 3 [name_m]Paul[/name_m] cat 4 Neapolitan (w/ Chocolate, Vanilla, [name_f]Strawberry[/name_f], and [name_f]Cherry[/name_f]) cat 5 His [name_u]Majesty[/name_u] [name_m]Rutherford[/name_m] [name_m]Heinz[/name_m] [name_m]Cristobal[/name_m] [name_m]Eugene[/name_m] III of [name_f]Morningstar[/name_f] cat 6/cat 7 Rum & Cola cat 8 [name_u]Arthur[/name_u] cat 9 Nightshade cat 10 [name_f]Air[/name_f] Fryer cat 11 [name_m]Bagheera[/name_m]
[name_f]Morningstar[/name_f] Shelterswould love to find forever homes for their friends Industry [name_u]Baby[/name_u] “Indy,” Furrari, [name_m]Paul[/name_m], Neapolitan “Nea” (and her babies!), His [name_u]Majesty[/name_u] Himself, Rum, Cola, [name_u]Arthur[/name_u], Nightshade, [name_f]Air[/name_f] Fryer, and [name_m]Bagheera[/name_m]!
1: Chrissy Isla
2: Pawley
3: William
4: Marmalade (my sister and I had a cat named this when we were very small!)
5: Lady Elizabeth Annabel Katherine Kensington, III
6 & 7: Fred & George
8: Rose
9: Fern
10: Lazy Susan
11: Mary Margaret
[name_f]Welcome[/name_f] to The Edge of the [name_f]Meadow[/name_f] [name_f]Cat[/name_f] Shelter and Café. Where I don’t know how we keep the fur out of the food, but let’s not worry about that rn.
1 [name_u]Reason[/name_u]
Named after...
[name_f]Alanis[/name_f] Morissette’s searingly honest and insightful Reasons I Drink
2 [name_f]Perdi[/name_f]
3 [name_m]Jones[/name_m]
4 (Mama) [name_f]Mia[/name_f] Buttons, and her kittens [name_u]Galaxy[/name_u], [name_m]Aero[/name_m], Roses and [name_u]Mars[/name_u].