Nameberry memes (Part 1)

This thread just made my life. [name_m]How[/name_m] about:

“[name_m]Hi[/name_m] there, I am due in a week and I just can’t decide on a name. We are not finding out the gender so I’d like about 20 options of each to bring to the hospital. Hurry, please I am desperately afraid my baby won’t have a name in time!”

1 hour later

“[name_f]My[/name_f] wife is in labor Right Now and asked me to post for her. Instead of supporting her through this time I will now decide on a name for our baby but don’t worry I am running all of these by her because she is perfectly clear-headed at the moment so please give me your favorite choices for us.”

1 hour later

“Announcing the birth of my beautiful [name_f]Gracelynn[/name_f] [name_f]Jane[/name_f]! Me and baby are both doing fantastically. Thank you all so much for helping me and my husband!”