Actual conversation at dinner today:
Me, to my sister: [name_m]Can[/name_m] I ask one name question? [name_m]Just[/name_m] one?
My sister: Fine. But hurry up.
Me: What do you think of [name_f]Imogene[/name_f] and [name_f]Hazel[/name_f] for sisters?
My sister: No, definitely not! [name_f]Imogene[/name_f] gives me sunflower vibes, and [name_f]Hazel[/name_f] is totally like sunscreen, you know? It’s just too much.
Me, annoyed: Well, what about without your associations?
My sister: Sorry, it’s just too much sun. (takes a dainty sip of soup)
Me, internally: I quit