Thanks, [name_f]Katinka[/name_f]!!
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in class
Teacher: Who’s your hero?
Classmate: [name_m]Dwayne[/name_m] [name_m]Johnson[/name_m]!
Classmate: Beyoncé!
Classmate: [name_u]Michael[/name_u] [name_u]Jordan[/name_u]!
Me: @pam!
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I want to edit it but don’t know how /good time to ask haha/
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Do you give names to your character’s children that are not even born during the story?? Or am I just so strange?
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How cute! I definitely have a soft spot for [name_f]Anya[/name_f] and [name_f]Isabelle[/name_f]😍
Yunna and [name_m]Matvey[/name_m] are 14 and their future kids are (through it may change) [name_m]Arthur[/name_m] and [name_f]Irida[/name_f]
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Definitely. The character in IWWV ruined it for me, but it’s a pretty good name.
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I know, RIGHT? Obviously my kid would be doomed if he was named [name_f]Hortense[/name_f], but it’s like sooooo creative to change my own name!
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Oh yeah kid couldn’t change their name or tell you they don’t like it but you should have to go through that terrible harrowing struggle of being named [name_f]Hortense[/name_f]! And OF COURSE there are ABSOLUTELY NO NICKNAMES you could go by, not even [name_f]Tess[/name_f], [name_f]Hetty[/name_f], [name_m]Tenny[/name_m], or [name_f]Essie[/name_f].
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Imagine thinking that that’s the worst name you can have.
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Whoever thinks that’s a harrowing struggle should try being brown on the first day of school.
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Teacher to other kids: Oh, I’m so sorry I said your name wrong. It’s so pretty.
Other kids: Come on! It’s not so bad to have it said wrong.
Me: laughs in brown girl
(a.k.a- that time the teacher can’t pronounce your name right for the two years you spend at that school)
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Okay, am I the only one who whenever I see the “Everything But Names” category, I always subconsciously sing it to the tune of “Everything Has Changed” by [name_u]Taylor[/name_u] [name_m]Swift[/name_m] & [name_m]Ed[/name_m] [name_m]Sheeran[/name_m]?
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I can’t say I’ve noticed that before, but I see it now! I was literally listening to that song this morning 
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Part 2: the nonusability of a name transfers with a random property.
“[name_m]Dresden[/name_m]? But that place was bombed! It’s like naming your child Hiroshima!” *
“Strippers use word-names so anyone called [name_f]Grace[/name_f], [name_f]Hazel[/name_f] or [name_f]Scarlet[/name_f] is doomed”
“[name_f]Amelia[/name_f] is a birth defect! Might as well name your child Symbrachydactyly!”
*alternative punchline: But that place is in [name_m]Germany[/name_m]! It’s like naming your child Mönchengladbach!
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Me: sees people insulting a name I’m lukewarm about
Me: adds it to my signature and puts it everywhere
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People on NB: Your kid will hate you if you name them [name_f]Brunhilda[/name_f].
Also people on NB: Your kid will hate you if you name them [name_f]Emily[/name_f].
Me: names my kid [name_f]Emily[/name_f] [name_f]Brunhilda[/name_f]
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Me: goes to the Nameberry generator
What the generator suggests: [name_u]Blue[/name_u]
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Can you believe that before nb I had a life? Nameberry is my life now.
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How dare you! 
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