Coldplay edition:
“Come here, Ghost Stories we are going to be late to pick up Parachutes!”
“No, A Head Full of Dreams you cannot come.”
“X&Y do you know where [name_m]Mylo[/name_m] Xyloto is?”
And my personal favourites:
“Shut it A [name_m]Rush[/name_m] of Blood to the Head!”
“Please welcome my newest child, [name_f]Viva[/name_f] la [name_u]Vida[/name_u] or Death and All His Friends.”
thinking about naming your irl kids [name_m]Caspian[/name_m] [name_m]Felix[/name_m] [name_u]Edward[/name_u], [name_m]Evander[/name_m] [name_f]Blythe[/name_f] [name_m]Theodore[/name_m], [name_f]Daphne[/name_f] [name_f]Fleur[/name_f] [name_f]Eleanor[/name_f], [name_u]Hyacinth[/name_u] [name_f]Clover[/name_f] [name_f]Elain[/name_f] & [name_f]Ianthe[/name_f] [name_f]Plum[/name_f] [name_f]Eloise[/name_f] and then realizing that you don’t live on Nameberry [name_u]Lane[/name_u].
ETA - then realizing that evander would be the only one without a second middle starting with e.
the saga of a girl named july:
previously: had two nice replies for when she was especially funny or interesting on the teenberries thread and was rewarded with ten likes
she was okay with this. it kept her humble. she was glad to have a reasonably proportionate amount of likes to the funniness or interestingness of what she actually said
then: july made a fatal mistake. she put a silly little thing about the word “sibset” on nameberry memes.
it got THIRTY-THREE LIKES
thirty-three people, from all over the world, thought her words were funny enough to slap a heart on
she realizes there are no rules to this eternal game we call life and devolves into complete insanity
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓃𝒹
desperately wants to move to england to develop a british accent, be in the beautiful place & name my kids strange names like hyacinth
[name_m]Ah[/name_m] yes moving to an [name_f]English[/name_f] speaking country so I can use the strange names on my list
*checks list*
“Megan, [name_m]Ethan[/name_m], [name_u]Nelson[/name_u], [name_m]Randall[/name_m], [name_f]Grace[/name_f], Amber”
[name_f]Pink[/name_f] is pink
[name_u]Green[/name_u] is green
[name_u]Blue[/name_u] is green
[name_u]Orange[/name_u] used to be orange before they got rid of orange (but not of Orange)
[name_m]Ah[/name_m] yes, good old days
berries be like “would it be ridiculous to name my kids [name_m]Jacob[/name_m] and [name_m]Andrew[/name_m]? 
bc you know [name_m]Jake[/name_m] Peralta is played by [name_u]Andy[/name_u] Samberg and i’m afraid my boy may be overshadowed by brooklyn 99 for his whole life 
”
getting extremley offended when someone says they don’t like your combo when the thread is literally called “yay or nay” and you made it.
I would do it anyways. 
Mari Driftwood, Aura Midsummer? Sure!
this combo is breathtaking oh my gosh
thank you 
is fourteen & never done anything but has a two-day late period and begins to question
period comes and then she is reminded that when she has kids labor is going to be way worse then her cramps
Have you seen the Period Berries thread? I posted there about my period being late, but my fear wasn’t about being pregnant, I was afraid because I don’t have my top names sorted lol
HAHAH, I love that. No, I haven’t seen it. Where could I find it?
What’s really funny is, in a few decades, I bet name nerds will be all, “Brad is such a cute old-man name! I know most people associate it with 80 year-olds, but I think it’s ready for revival!”
otherwise known as I didn’t get enough likes on my uncommon name of the day