Names I've Just Heard On Maury

Watching [name_u]Maury[/name_u] after school, as I always do, and, on today’s show, there are twin little girls named…

Greggriyonna (greg-ree-yanna) and Greggriyana ([name_m]Greg[/name_m]-ree-ana)

I can’t even begin to describe how terrible this is.

Oh, and they’re named after who she thinks the dad is…[name_m]Gregory[/name_m].

Whyyyyy???

my thoughts exactly…why on earth would you do that? would love to hear what her 4 other kids are named!

The [name_u]Maury[/name_u] Show makes me lose all faith in humanity. I don’t know how you can stand to watch it.

I opened this thread with trepidation. In addition to the pure awfulness of the names individually, let alone as a pair; they’re named after who she thinks the father is!?!? Dare I ask who the other potential namesake is?

Wow, how sad for those lovely girls. :frowning:

I am not sure how old they are or if they were his, but if not, I hope she would change their names to something less awful. I know it must be confusing when she calls them.

I remember there was a lady who had a son named, Joeship. First time I had ever heard of that name–[name_m]Joseph[/name_m], yes. Joeship, no.

He did end up being the father, but she used the names to back up the DNA…'he’s their father, that’s why they have those names! [name_u]Maury[/name_u], why else would I name my babies after him?" She didn’t have another potential, but here’s the other kicker…

she’s 27. he’s 51.

I know [name_u]Maury[/name_u] was having a difficult time! They’re 6 months old, and they did turn out to be his. I don’t normally judge names too harshly, but, those crossed the line. [name_f]Imagine[/name_f] trying to spell that out for some one.

OMG - I’ve seen bad names - but they’re a whole new level of bad.

I…it’s just…

OMG I think I just cried laughing at how accurate that is!

I remember those days when I’d watch [name_u]Maury[/name_u] every afternoon.

That show was my guilty pleasure.
It makes me feel a bit better about my life in the same way [name_m]Al[/name_m] Bundy did.