Onderful Vanglorious Jaxon N'Kruman

I was reading something on another site and came across an article about [name]Paula[/name] [name]Jai[/name] [name]Parker[/name]. She has a son with her husband [name]Forrest[/name]. His name Onderful (pn wonderful) Vanglorious [name]Jaxon[/name] N’Kruman. Now, I don’t like the spelling [name]Jaxon[/name], but I do like [name]Jackson[/name] as a name. But [name]Jaxon[/name] is the best part of the name, imo!

Gosh, I hope the boy doesn’t grow up with self-esteem issues or have the opposite problem: an inflated ego.

Allow me to translate.

I fear my own life has lacked significance. I fear I will be forgotten, that I am or will be a literal “no-name.”

Conversely:

I really, really hope that Toddlers and Tiaras has a boys-only spinoff.

Why would anyone want their child to be Vainglorious? Let alone named that? They didn’t even spell it properly.

I think they should make people pass a test so that they can’t choose a stupid name for their HUMAN baby. I would definitely be changing my name at 18 if that was my name.

[name]Bree[/name]

Yikes, what a name.