Picky Parents

This is probably my favorite game that I’ve played so far. You make a name from the requirements in the post above and then you make up requirements of your own! It goes like this:

[name_f]Molly[/name_f] and [name_m]Jim[/name_m] are having their first baby, and It’s a boy! they want a name that is long with a middle name shorter than six letters.

[name_m]Sebastian[/name_m] [name_m]Lucas[/name_m]

Now I start:

[name_u]Kelly[/name_u] and [name_m]Mack[/name_m] have two sons whose names start with J and are longer than 5 letters, their first son’s middle name is the surname of a biracial president, and their other son’s middle name is in honor of [name_u]Kelly[/name_u]'s late grandpa Machiavelli [name_m]Christopher[/name_m] but not [name_m]Mack[/name_m] or [name_u]Chris[/name_u]. They are having their first daughter in a few months. They want her name to start with V, be longer than 5 letters and her middle name should honor [name_m]Mack[/name_m]'s late mother [name_f]Ophelia[/name_f] [name_f]Anastasia[/name_f].

[name_m]Joseph[/name_m] [name_m]Coolidge[/name_m]
[name_m]Jackson[/name_m] Raphaelli

[name_f]Valerie[/name_f] [name_f]Lianna[/name_f]

[name_m]Junior[/name_m] and [name_f]Naomi[/name_f] have six kids, three sons, and three girls. (b/g/b/g/b/g) They just found out they are having a set of twins! b/g Their first son’s name starts with A and is more than 8 letters long. His middle name starts with Z and is shorter than 8 letters but not [name_m]Zach[/name_m]. Their first daughter’s name starts with B and is longer than 7 letters. Her middle name starts with Y and is shorter than 7 letters. Their second sons name starts with C and is more than 6 letters long. His middle name starts with X, has less than 6 letters, and isn’t [name_m]Xavier[/name_m]. Their second daughter’s name starts with D and is longer than five letters, her middle name starts with W and is shorter than 5 letters. Their third son’s name starts with E and is longer than 4 letters, his middle name is less than 4 letters starting with V but not [name_u]Vic[/name_u]. Their third daughter’s name starts with F and is longer than 3 letters, her middle name starts with U and is shorter than U. For their last two kids they are changing it up a bit. Their son’s name should start with G and is longer than 2 letters, for the middle name it should start with T and be longer than two letters but not [name_m]Theodore[/name_m], and their daughters name should start with H and be longer than one letter, with a middle name longer than one letter that starts with S.

[name_m]Alexander[/name_m] [name_m]Zayden[/name_m]
[name_f]Bethany[/name_f] [name_f]Yvonne[/name_f]
[name_m]Callum[/name_m] [name_m]Xander[/name_m]
[name_f]Delilah[/name_f] Wynia
Ellistar Vinz
[name_f]Francesca[/name_f] [name_f]Uma[/name_f]
[name_m]Gabriel[/name_m] [name_m]Timothy[/name_m]
[name_f]Hazel[/name_f] [name_f]Safiyah[/name_f]

[name_f]Leena[/name_f] and [name_m]Abram[/name_m] are having their second daughter. Their first daughter has a vintage fn and an edgy mn. for their second daughter they want an edgy fn and a vintage mn that honors Abrams father [name_m]Ezra[/name_m] Balthazaar.

[name_f]Nancy[/name_f] [name_f]Jinx[/name_f]
[name_f]Nixie[/name_f] [name_f]Eliza[/name_f]

[name_m]Jonah[/name_m] and [name_f]Lucille[/name_f] have four children who all have names which begin with S and end with a vowel. Their middle names are herbs or spices

[name_u]Sage[/name_u] [name_f]Anise[/name_f]
[name_f]Season[/name_f] [name_f]Angelica[/name_f]
[name_f]Solstice[/name_f] Coriander
[name_f]Sparrow[/name_f] [name_u]Clove[/name_u]

Ale and Abalone have seven daughters. They want all of their first names to be biblical or after saints, and their middle names to be spring/[name_f]Easter[/name_f] related.

[name_f]Agatha[/name_f] [name_f]Tulip[/name_f]
[name_f]Beatrice[/name_f] [name_f]Aviva[/name_f]
[name_f]Cecilia[/name_f] [name_f]Sunday[/name_f]
[name_f]Dorothy[/name_f] [name_f]Mariposa[/name_f]
[name_f]Eulalia[/name_f] [name_f]Olwen[/name_f]
[name_f]Florence[/name_f] [name_u]March[/name_u]
[name_f]Gabrielle[/name_f] [name_f]Cerelia[/name_f]

[name_m]Cash[/name_m] and [name_f]Savannah[/name_f] have a brood of nine children; four girls, five boys. They all have southern sounding sweet names. The girls names are hyphenated with one syllable middle names whilst the boys have middle names honoring country singers.

[name_f]Anna[/name_f]-[name_f]May[/name_f] [name_f]Belle[/name_f]
[name_f]Carol[/name_f]-[name_f]Ann[/name_f] [name_f]Grace[/name_f]
[name_f]Mary[/name_f]-[name_f]Frances[/name_f] [name_u]Lynn[/name_u]
[name_f]Sue[/name_f]-[name_f]Ellen[/name_f] [name_u]Lee[/name_u]
[name_m]Atticus[/name_m] [name_m]Luke[/name_m]
[name_m]Austin[/name_m] [name_m]Thomas[/name_m]
[name_u]Bo[/name_u] [name_m]George[/name_m]
[name_u]Billy[/name_u]-[name_u]Ray[/name_u] [name_m]Garth[/name_m]
[name_m]Boone[/name_m] [name_u]Toby[/name_u]

[name_m]Buddy[/name_m] and [name_f]Alexandria[/name_f] ave four children, two boys and two girls, and they are expecting triplets, two boys and girl. They want all of their first names to be gender neutral names, while their middles should be long, elegant names.

[name_f]Andi[/name_f] [name_f]Henrietta[/name_f]
[name_u]Charlie[/name_u] [name_m]Dominic[/name_m]
Harlowe [name_m]Alastair[/name_m]
[name_u]Harper[/name_u] [name_f]Emmanuelle[/name_f]

[name_u]Ari[/name_u] [name_f]Eleanora[/name_f]
[name_m]Eli[/name_m] [name_m]Alexander[/name_m]
[name_u]Ali[/name_u] [name_u]Constantine[/name_u]

[name_u]Jules[/name_u] and [name_u]Jordan[/name_u] are expecting a baby boy. His older siblings will be Andesite [name_u]James[/name_u] ([name_f]Andi[/name_f]) and Diorite [name_u]Jess[/name_u] ([name_f]Di[/name_f]). They want a rock name as a first name (it should come with a cute nickname), and a one-syllable middle name that starts with J.

[name_f]Peridot[/name_f] [name_m]Jax[/name_m] ([name_u]Perry[/name_u])

[name_m]Adam[/name_m] and [name_f]Hanna[/name_f] have two boys and a girl. All of their children have long southern first names with cute nicknames and since the couple loves to travel, place middle names.

[name_f]Magnolia[/name_f] “[name_f]Nolie[/name_f]” [name_f]Adelaide[/name_f]
[name_m]Beauregard[/name_m] “[name_u]Beau[/name_u]” [name_m]Santiago[/name_m]
[name_m]Montgomery[/name_m] “[name_m]Monty[/name_m]” [name_m]York[/name_m]

[name_u]Mickey[/name_u] & [name_f]Minnie[/name_f] have 2 daughters and 2 sons; each child’s first name is after a well known Disney character. Middle names are after famous cartoonists and/or animators.

[name_f]Elsa[/name_f] [name_f]Mary[/name_f]
[name_u]Ariel[/name_u] [name_f]Retta[/name_f]
[name_m]Simba[/name_m] [name_m]Walt[/name_m]
[name_m]Olaf[/name_m] [name_m]John[/name_m]

[name_m]William[/name_m] & [name_f]Isabelle[/name_f] have a daughter and a son, [name_f]Apolline[/name_f] [name_f]May[/name_f] & [name_m]Tolliver[/name_m] [name_u]August[/name_u]. They are expecting g/g/b triplets. The first names are unusual names containing a double L. The first initial can’t start with A or T. The middles are month names.

Lilliette [name_u]June[/name_u]
[name_m]Rollins[/name_m] [name_f]October[/name_f]
Rill [name_u]November[/name_u]

[name_m]Ben[/name_m] and [name_f]Freya[/name_f] were thrilled to adopt three siblings who have been in the foster system for years. The seven year old girl has an uncommon first name with 10 letters and a gender-neutral middle name of 5 letters or less. The nine year old boy has a one-syllable masculine first name and a three-syllable middle name that is outside of the top 1000 names from last year. The thirteen year old boy has a unique gender-neutral first name and a middle name inspired by fairy tales or fantasy.

[name_u]Shane[/name_u] Aslan
[name_m]Sean[/name_m] [name_m]Lorenzo[/name_m]
[name_f]Evangeline[/name_f] [name_u]Lee[/name_u]

[name_f]Jenny[/name_f] & [name_m]Martin[/name_m] are expecting triplets to join big sister [name_f]Iris[/name_f] [name_f]Eleanor[/name_f]. The first names must be vintage nature names and the middle names classic, 3 or more syllables, and start with the letter “E”.

As the genders weren’t revealed, I have given three choices for each

[name_f]Ivy[/name_f] [name_f]Emmeline[/name_f]
[name_f]Hazel[/name_f] [name_u]Evelyn[/name_u]
[name_f]Violet[/name_f] [name_f]Elizabeth[/name_f]
[name_m]Forrest[/name_m] [name_u]Elliott[/name_u]
[name_m]Jasper[/name_m] [name_m]Emmanuel[/name_m]
[name_u]Rowan[/name_u] [name_u]Emerson[/name_u]

[name_f]Catherine[/name_f] and [name_m]Rupert[/name_m] are having twins; their genders are a surprise! They want strong sounding British names (bonus points if they have connections to British history or royalty!) and their middle names should in some way honour any of their grandparents; [name_f]Jennifer[/name_f], [name_m]Stephen[/name_m], [name_m]Richard[/name_m] and [name_f]Elizabeth[/name_f].

I would use any of these combinations:
[name_f]Bronwen[/name_f] [name_f]Josephine[/name_f]
[name_f]Dierdre[/name_f] [name_f]Lisette[/name_f]
[name_m]Felix[/name_m] [name_u]Charlie[/name_u]
[name_m]Oscar[/name_m] [name_u]Finn[/name_u]

[name_f]Elinor[/name_f] [name_u]Rae[/name_u] and [name_m]Thomas[/name_m] [name_m]Luke[/name_m] want their three boys to have surnames for first names and one-syllable middle names. None of the names can rhyme.

[name_m]Archer[/name_m] [name_m]Saul[/name_m]
[name_u]Sterling[/name_u] [name_u]James[/name_u]
[name_m]Weston[/name_m] [name_u]Finn[/name_u]

[name_f]Rachel[/name_f] and [name_m]Adam[/name_m]'s two boys and one girl all have yiddish or hebrew first names and middle names inspired by space

[name_u]Asa[/name_u] [name_u]Jericho[/name_u]
[name_m]Ziv[/name_m] Hyperion
Raisel [name_f]Adhara[/name_f]

[name_m]Mac[/name_m] and [name_u]Francis[/name_u] have 5 kids. All of them have “surname” first names which are unisex, and their middles are after social activists.

5 daughters:)

[name_u]Hunter[/name_u] [name_f]Kat[/name_f]
[name_u]Collins[/name_u] Shamma
[name_u]Ryan[/name_u] [name_f]Malala[/name_f]
[name_u]Finley[/name_u] [name_f]Yara[/name_f]
[name_u]Abbott[/name_u] [name_f]Emma[/name_f]

[name_u]Riley[/name_u] & [name_f]Katherine[/name_f] have 7 children. (At least one of each gender) All of them have nature names, but the girls are more feminine and the boys are more masculine. All the middles are after Beatles songs.

[name_f]Meadow[/name_f] [name_f]Sadie[/name_f]
[name_f]Lavender[/name_f] [name_f]Martha[/name_f]
[name_u]Prairie[/name_u] [name_f]Lucille[/name_f]
[name_f]Blossom[/name_f] [name_f]Eleanor[/name_f]
[name_u]Linden[/name_u] [name_u]Jude[/name_u]
[name_u]Grove[/name_u] [name_m]Robert[/name_m]
[name_m]Flint[/name_m] [name_m]Maxwell[/name_m]

[name_f]Ally[/name_f] and [name_m]Jack[/name_m] have five children, all of whom have bright auburn hair. Their names all have a connection to their orange locks. Their middle names are after rock stars of the 70’s and 80’s

[name_f]Autumn[/name_f] [name_f]Tina[/name_f] ([name_f]Tina[/name_f] [name_m]Turner[/name_m])
[name_f]Clementine[/name_f] [name_u]Joan[/name_u] ([name_u]Joan[/name_u] [name_m]Jett[/name_m])
[name_f]Marigold[/name_f] [name_f]Annie[/name_f] ([name_f]Annie[/name_f] [name_u]Lennox[/name_u])
[name_f]Poppy[/name_f] [name_u]Stevie[/name_u] ([name_u]Stevie[/name_u] Nicks)
[name_f]Sienna[/name_f] [name_f]Janis[/name_f] ([name_f]Janis[/name_f] [name_m]Joplin[/name_m])

[name_u]Michael[/name_u] and [name_f]Jasmine[/name_f] came of age in the 2000s and want their seven children (3 boys and 4 girls) to be named after their favourite characters from shows which aired in the 2000s. Their middle names are after popular pop stars/musicians from the same era.

[name_m]Bernard[/name_m] [name_u]James[/name_u]
[name_m]Tim[/name_m] [name_m]Martin[/name_m]
[name_f]Maggie[/name_f] [name_f]Estelle[/name_f]
[name_f]Annie[/name_f] [name_f]Adelle[/name_f]
[name_f]Daisy[/name_f] [name_f]Natasha[/name_f]
[name_m]Jeremy[/name_m] [name_m]Stone[/name_m]
[name_f]Rose[/name_f] [name_f]Amy[/name_f]

Bonus: all pop culture references are British!

TV shows: [name_m]Black[/name_m] Books, The Office, Extras, Life on [name_u]Mars[/name_u], Spaced, Peep Show and Dr Who ([name_m]David[/name_m] Tennant version).

Musicians: [name_f]Amy[/name_f] Winehouse, [name_f]Adele[/name_f], [name_f]Natasha[/name_f] Bedingford, [name_f]Estelle[/name_f], [name_u]Joss[/name_u] [name_m]Stone[/name_m] (gender-flipped), [name_u]James[/name_u] [name_m]Walsh[/name_m] of Starsailor and [name_u]Chris[/name_u] [name_m]Martin[/name_m] of Coldplay.
[HR][/HR]After a bountiful fertility treatment, [name_u]Gary[/name_u] and [name_f]Stella[/name_f] need a set of 6 names (3 boys and 3 girls) for their new brood.

  1. They want double middles for each child, so that each set of initials spells a pleasant and gender-fitting three-letter word.

  2. The first names MUST come from their namebank of Australiana:

BOY GIRL UNISEX
[name_m]Angus[/name_m] [name_f]Beryl[/name_f] [name_f]Bev[/name_f]
Anzac [name_f]Bridie[/name_f] Kel
[name_u]Banjo[/name_u] [name_f]Dimity[/name_f] [name_u]Kelly[/name_u]
[name_u]Barry[/name_u] [name_f]Donna[/name_f] [name_u]Tracey[/name_u]
[name_u]Bevan[/name_u] Eureka
[name_m]Bruce[/name_m] [name_f]Jacaranda[/name_f]
[name_m]Craig[/name_m] [name_u]Kimberly[/name_u]
[name_u]Darren[/name_u] [name_f]Kylie[/name_f]
[name_u]Darryl[/name_u] [name_f]Matilda[/name_f]
[name_m]Darwin[/name_m] [name_f]Melba[/name_f]
Gough [name_f]Molly[/name_f]
[name_u]Kerry[/name_u] Narelle
[name_m]Ned[/name_m] [name_f]Nellie[/name_f]
Roo [name_f]Opal[/name_f]
[name_m]Wayne[/name_m] [name_f]Sharon[/name_f]
[name_f]Sheila[/name_f]
[name_f]Shirley[/name_f]
  1. Both middles should complement each first name stylistically, while making them sound a little more modern and international. But nothing too “hipster”, or with unusual spelling.

  2. No child should have more than 8 syllables, or less than 5.