Place names gone too far

Place names are a major guilty pleasure of mine, but today in the library I heard a woman calling her daughter…Italian. Yes, the poor child was named Italian.

I would blame the Kardashians, but she was five or six. Perhaps her mother is just ahead of the bad name curve?

Being the name nerd I am, I started making sibsets in the Fiction section. Italian, Irish, and Indonesian? Italian, [name]Caesar[/name], and Buttermilk Ranch?

At least Italian can always go by [name]Tali[/name] once she gets old enough to hate her name…

My cousin is currently dating a girl named Irish. Still have problems calling her name out if we are together.

Oh no. Is she actually Irish?

Hah. No one in [name]Ireland[/name] would do that. They’d be laughed at for sure!

Well I admit I have Irish down for a girl. I am not Irish. There is a woman who does the weather on TV named British.

I like that one too.

Italian is a language or nationality- not a place. There are so many beautiful names that I have no idea why someone who choose a language or nationality. As for place names, they can be lovely but I think they are best of there is personal meaning behind the name not just " something we Like."

For example, if someone wants to name their child [name]Paris[/name] just because we like it, then I think there are so many beautiful P names out there, why go with that? If they want to name their child [name]Paris[/name] because “that is where we met and fell in love” then I see it very differently.

So strange. At least she could have gone with Italiana. It sort of resembles a name…

I feel like this poor girl is set up for a life of confused conversations: “I’m Italian.” “Cool, I’m American.” “No, my name is Italian.” “So what’s your name?” “Italian!”

Not a place, but I know a Hispanic woman named Sayonara.

Works for [name]America[/name] Ferrera, I suppose. Or at least it hasnt seemed to slow her down. I do like [name]India[/name], though am less fond of [name]Asia[/name] as a name.

I blame [name]Mariah[/name] [name]Carey[/name] and [name]Nick[/name] [name]Cannon[/name] and their kid [name]Moroccan[/name].

I’ve always thought that was daft.