Project Names

So, in my ASL class we had a project where we had a Deaf child and we had to decide about its education/therapies/languages etc. So I did my research and presented my project, not even thinking about giving my child an identity or name as it was hypothetical. But I was surprised to see that some of my classmates named their hypothetical children. Here’s what my classmates named their children:
[name_m]Ignacio[/name_m] (Ig-NAH-see-oh)
[name_m]Daquan[/name_m] ([name_u]Day[/name_u]-quan)
[name_m]Jeff[/name_m]
These students being the annoyingly immature underclassmen, so I wasn’t quite sure if they were serious or not. But I thought it was interesting to see what other people were giving their children for these projects.
So, have y’all had projects with hypothetical children in which you named your child? What have your classmates named their hypothetical children? Please share with us, it will be great for a laugh!

I’ll start: during my freshman year, I had an electronic baby doll I had to take home for my human development class. I named it [name_f]Tessa[/name_f], my favorite name at the time. But I ended up calling it demon child/demon baby because it cried like a dying cat and annoyed me so much.

In 8th grade, we were studying genetics and we played a dice game where we gave our “babies” a trait from either parent depending on what we rolled or something like that. My babies were [name_f]Juanita[/name_f] and [name_m]Greg[/name_m], because my partner and I were [name_m]Juan[/name_m] and [name_f]Grace[/name_f].