Twins
GG
CN and MK
Sextuplets
GGBBGB
AF
HJ
AJ
CT
LH
JK
Twins
[name_f]Claudia[/name_f] [name_f]Nadine[/name_f]
[name_u]Meredith[/name_u] [name_f]Kathleen[/name_f]
Sextuplets
[name_m]Adrian[/name_m] [name_m]Frank[/name_m]
[name_f]Helena[/name_f] [name_f]Jasmine[/name_f]
[name_f]Adeline[/name_f] [name_f]Juliet[/name_f]
[name_m]Cedric[/name_m] [name_m]Theodore[/name_m]
[name_u]Lisa[/name_u] [name_f]Harriet[/name_f]
[name_f]Jennifer[/name_f] [name_u]Kay[/name_u]
[name_f]Caroline[/name_f] [name_f]Nicole[/name_f] + [name_f]Matilda[/name_f] [name_f]Katherine[/name_f]
[name_m]Alexander[/name_m] [name_u]Finn[/name_u], [name_u]Harper[/name_u] [name_f]Josephine[/name_f], [name_u]Allison[/name_u] [name_f]Jade[/name_f], [name_m]Christopher[/name_m] [name_m]Thomas[/name_m], [name_f]Lauren[/name_f] [name_f]Hailey[/name_f], + [name_m]Jackson[/name_m] [name_u]Kyle[/name_u]
DD1/DD2: [name_f]Callie[/name_f] [name_f]Noelle[/name_f] and [name_f]Maeve[/name_f] [name_f]Katherine[/name_f]
DD3/DD4/DS1/DS2/DS3/DD5: [name_u]Addison[/name_u] [name_f]Faye[/name_f], [name_u]Hadley[/name_u] [name_u]June[/name_u], [name_m]Adam[/name_m] [name_m]John[/name_m], [name_m]Caleb[/name_m] [name_m]Thomas[/name_m], [name_u]Logan[/name_u] [name_m]Hugh[/name_m], and [name_f]Jayde[/name_f] Kallyn
Twins
[name_f]Cassia[/name_f] [name_f]Noemi[/name_f] and [name_f]Maeve[/name_f] [name_f]Kalliope[/name_f]
Sextuplets
[name_f]Alexandra[/name_f] [name_f]Felicity[/name_f]
[name_u]Halle[/name_u] [name_u]Jo[/name_u]
[name_m]Asher[/name_m] [name_u]Jude[/name_u]
[name_m]Cillian[/name_m] [name_u]Tate[/name_u]
[name_f]Leonore[/name_f] [name_f]Hadassah[/name_f]
[name_m]Jared[/name_m] [name_u]Kai[/name_u]
[name_f]Caroline[/name_f] [name_f]Norah[/name_f]
[name_f]Mary[/name_f] [name_f]Katherine[/name_f]
[name_f]Alice[/name_f] [name_f]Faith[/name_f]
[name_f]Hannah[/name_f] [name_f]Jocelyn[/name_f]
[name_m]Abram[/name_m] [name_u]James[/name_u]
[name_m]Charles[/name_m] [name_m]Thomas[/name_m]
[name_f]Lila[/name_f] [name_f]Helen[/name_f]
[name_m]Jackson[/name_m] [name_u]Kai[/name_u]
[name_f]Cara[/name_f], [name_f]Mary[/name_f], [name_f]Alice[/name_f], [name_f]Hannah[/name_f], [name_m]Bram[/name_m], [name_u]Charlie[/name_u], [name_f]Lila[/name_f], & [name_m]Jack[/name_m]
[name_f]Clara[/name_f] [name_f]Natasha[/name_f], [name_f]Maisie[/name_f] [name_f]Katherine[/name_f], [name_f]Alexandra[/name_f] [name_f]Faye[/name_f], [name_f]Helena[/name_f] [name_f]Josephine[/name_f], [name_u]Arden[/name_u] [name_m]Joel[/name_m], [name_u]Charlie[/name_u] [name_m]Thomas[/name_m], [name_f]Lila[/name_f] [name_f]Hazel[/name_f],
[name_u]Jamie[/name_u] [name_m]Keiran[/name_m]
[name_f]Cordelia[/name_f] [name_f]Narcissa[/name_f]
[name_f]Magnolia[/name_f] [name_f]Katherine[/name_f]
[name_f]Azalea[/name_f] [name_u]Fallon[/name_u]
[name_f]Henrietta[/name_f] [name_f]Josephine[/name_f]
[name_m]Aaron[/name_m] [name_u]James[/name_u]
[name_m]Christian[/name_m] [name_m]Theodore[/name_m]
[name_f]Liliane[/name_f] [name_f]Hagar[/name_f]
[name_m]Jasper[/name_m] [name_m]Killian[/name_m]
[name_f]Della[/name_f], [name_f]Maggie[/name_f], [name_u]Izzy[/name_u], [name_f]Hettie[/name_f], [name_u]Ronnie[/name_u], [name_u]Chris[/name_u], [name_f]Lily[/name_f] & [name_u]Jaz[/name_u]
DD/DD: [name_f]Clementine[/name_f] [name_f]Nicole[/name_f] and [name_f]Magnolia[/name_f] [name_f]Keturah[/name_f] ([name_f]Cleo[/name_f])
DD: [name_f]Adelaide[/name_f] [name_f]Florence[/name_f] (Lady)
DD: [name_f]Hazel[/name_f] [name_f]Jessamine[/name_f]
DS: [name_u]August[/name_u] [name_m]Jasper[/name_m] ([name_u]Gus[/name_u])
DS: [name_m]Caspian[/name_m] [name_m]Theodore[/name_m]
DD: [name_f]Lyra[/name_f] [name_f]Hermione[/name_f]
DS: [name_m]Julius[/name_m] [name_u]Kai[/name_u]
DD/DD: [name_f]Charlotte[/name_f] [name_f]Noelle[/name_f] & [name_f]Maddison[/name_f] [name_f]Kathleen[/name_f]
DD/DD/DS/DS/DD/DS: [name_f]Adelaide[/name_f] [name_f]Felicity[/name_f], [name_f]Harriet[/name_f] [name_f]Jane[/name_f], [name_u]August[/name_u] [name_m]Jonathan[/name_m], [name_u]Charlie[/name_u] [name_m]Thomas[/name_m], [name_f]Lillian[/name_f] [name_f]Hannah[/name_f] & [name_u]James[/name_u] [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m]
Twins
[name_f]Catherine[/name_f] [name_f]Noelle[/name_f] “[name_f]Erin[/name_f]” and [name_u]Morgan[/name_u] [name_u]Kendall[/name_u]
Sextuplets
[name_f]Audrey[/name_f] [name_f]Farrah[/name_f], [name_u]Henley[/name_u] [name_f]Jane[/name_f], [name_m]Andrew[/name_m] [name_m]John[/name_m] “[name_u]Drew[/name_u]”, [name_m]Colton[/name_m] [name_m]Thomas[/name_m], [name_f]Lacey[/name_f] [name_f]Harlow[/name_f], & [name_m]Jackson[/name_m] [name_u]Kolby[/name_u] “[name_u]Kolby[/name_u]”
[name_f]Clara[/name_f] [name_f]Nadine[/name_f] and [name_f]Margo[/name_f] [name_f]Kathleen[/name_f]
[name_f]Alice[/name_f] [name_f]Fiona[/name_f]
[name_f]Hope[/name_f] [name_f]Jessica[/name_f]
[name_m]Augustus[/name_m] [name_m]Jackson[/name_m] [name_u]Gus[/name_u]
[name_u]Carlisle[/name_u] [name_m]Tucker[/name_m] [name_u]Lisle[/name_u]
[name_f]Lucy[/name_f] [name_f]Heather[/name_f]
[name_m]Jeremy[/name_m] [name_m]Kurtis[/name_m] [name_u]Jem[/name_u]
[name_f]Clara[/name_f] [name_f]Noelle[/name_f] / [name_f]Maia[/name_f] [name_f]Katerina[/name_f]
[name_f]Amelia[/name_f] [name_f]Francesca[/name_f]
[name_f]Hazel[/name_f] [name_f]Josephine[/name_f]
[name_m]Alasdair[/name_m] [name_m]Jacoby[/name_m]
[name_m]Callaghan[/name_m] Tenby
[name_f]Lily[/name_f] [name_f]Holiday[/name_f]
[name_m]Jasper[/name_m] [name_m]Kamil[/name_m]
Twins
[name_f]Carly[/name_f] [name_f]Nina[/name_f]
[name_f]Molly[/name_f] [name_f]Kayla[/name_f]
Sextuplets
[name_u]Avery[/name_u] [name_u]Fifer[/name_u]
[name_u]Hadley[/name_u] [name_f]Jennifer[/name_f]
[name_m]Asher[/name_m] [name_m]Jacoby[/name_m]
[name_m]Cooper[/name_m] [name_m]Timothy[/name_m]
[name_f]Libby[/name_f] [name_u]Harper[/name_u]
[name_u]Jagger[/name_u] [name_m]Koby[/name_m]
DD1/DD2: [name_f]Caroline[/name_f] [name_f]Noelle[/name_f] and [name_f]Matilda[/name_f] [name_f]Katherine[/name_f]
DD3/DD4/DS1/DS2/DD5/DS3: [name_f]Adelaide[/name_f] [name_f]Felicity[/name_f], [name_f]Hattie[/name_f] [name_f]Josephine[/name_f], [name_m]Atticus[/name_m] [name_u]James[/name_u], [name_m]Callum[/name_m] [name_m]Tobias[/name_m], [name_f]Lilly[/name_f] [name_f]Helena[/name_f], and [name_m]Judah[/name_m] [name_m]Kellen[/name_m]
DD/DD: [name_f]Charlotte[/name_f] [name_f]Noelle[/name_f] + [name_f]Margaret[/name_f] [name_u]Kay[/name_u]
DD/DD/DS/DS/DD/DS: [name_f]Audrey[/name_f] [name_f]Frances[/name_f], [name_f]Hattie[/name_f] [name_f]Jane[/name_f], [name_m]Anderson[/name_m] [name_m]Jacob[/name_m], [name_u]Carlisle[/name_u] [name_u]Taylor[/name_u], [name_f]Lillian[/name_f] [name_f]Hazel[/name_f], + [name_m]Jenson[/name_m] [name_u]Kyle[/name_u]
[name_u]Calypso[/name_u] “[name_f]Callie[/name_f]” [name_f]Nereida[/name_f] / [name_f]Mireya[/name_f] “[name_f]Mira[/name_f]” [name_f]Kairi[/name_f]
[name_f]Astrid[/name_f] “[name_f]Attie[/name_f]” [name_f]Faye[/name_f] / [name_u]Hadley[/name_u] “Haly” [name_u]June[/name_u] / [name_m]Alexander[/name_m] “[name_m]Xander[/name_m]” [name_u]Jude[/name_u] / [name_u]Casey[/name_u] “[name_m]Case[/name_m]” [name_m]Tobiah[/name_m] / Lysandra “[name_f]Sandra[/name_f]” [name_f]Harlow[/name_f] / [name_m]Jeremias[/name_m] “[name_m]Jair[/name_m]” [name_u]Keaton[/name_u]
Twins
[name_f]Cecilia[/name_f] [name_f]Noelle[/name_f] [name_f]Celia[/name_f] and [name_f]Matilda[/name_f] [name_f]Kali[/name_f] [name_f]Tillie[/name_f]
Sextuplets
[name_f]Adeline[/name_f] [name_f]Felicity[/name_f]
[name_f]Helena[/name_f] [name_f]Josephine[/name_f]
[name_m]Alexander[/name_m] [name_m]John[/name_m]
[name_m]Christopher[/name_m] [name_m]Thomas[/name_m]
[name_f]Louisa[/name_f] [name_f]Honora[/name_f]
[name_u]Jude[/name_u] [name_m]Kavanagh[/name_m]
[name_f]Clara[/name_f] [name_f]Noelle[/name_f] and [name_f]Matilda[/name_f] [name_f]Kate[/name_f]
[name_f]Alice[/name_f] [name_f]Freya[/name_f]
[name_f]Hazel[/name_f] [name_f]Jemima[/name_f]
[name_m]Archie[/name_m] [name_m]John[/name_m]
[name_m]Cole[/name_m] [name_m]Theodore[/name_m]
[name_f]Lila[/name_f] [name_f]Holly[/name_f]
[name_m]Jack[/name_m] [name_u]Kieran[/name_u]
I used to love watching the Gosselins 
Tuesdays at 8/7c things are about to get crazy on a new season of [name_u]Leslie[/name_u] and [name_m]Sid[/name_m] + Kids! Your favorite reality TV program on TLC about people who are insignificant except for the amount of children they have woefully produced…
They’re not the Gosselins but they’re an awful lot like them… It’s the Rosselins, TLC’s new it-family!
Before we get into their 8 cute and cuddly spawn, let’s meet the parents…
[name_u]Leslie[/name_u] [name_u]Joan[/name_u] Rosselin is an account executive for an unnamed important company but she will never be shown working. [name_m]Sid[/name_m] is a serial entrepreneur who will also not be shown working. Their home offices, however, will cost more than your entire house. [name_u]Leslie[/name_u] is a bossy momager who really isn’t friendly enough to think it was a good idea to have 8 children and [name_m]Sid[/name_m] is lazy, which also doesn’t bode well! Let’s meet the kiddos!
21 year old twin girls [name_f]Chloe[/name_f] [name_f]Noelle[/name_f] and [name_f]Margot[/name_f] Kelsa Rosselin are in their terrible twenties! Watch them annoy their parents and set a terrible example for their siblings by staying out late, skipping college classes, and generally having awful attitudes at all times!
If that wasn’t bad enough, the sextuplets are now SWEET 16. Watch as they are all gifted brand new luxury cars which they will probably all wreck, on script, for better ratings! Social media darling [name_f]Aria[/name_f] [name_f]Francesca[/name_f] Rosselin is an Instagram influencer who has dropped out of school to pursue internet fame. Her sister [name_f]Heidi[/name_f] [name_f]Jane[/name_f] is suuuper into politics because she Tweets about climate change and [name_u]North[/name_u] Korea constantly even though she doesn’t actually know anything. She is also never shown attending school of any kind. Their brother [name_m]Anderson[/name_m] [name_u]Jude[/name_u] AJ Rosselin has already gotten a DUI and yet has a full-ride scholarship to college because of a sport we’ve never seen him play and his equally “athletic” brother [name_u]Corbin[/name_u] [name_m]Trey[/name_m] Rosselin is mostly just a gym rat who is endorsed by a bunch of unreliable pill companies on Instagram and YouTube who pay for him to dress like an arrogant fratboy while he lifts weights endlessly toward a nameless goal. Other sister [name_f]Lily[/name_f] [name_u]Harper[/name_u] Rosselin is basically a makeup guru because she sometimes applies liquid lipstick while gazing, in emptiness, into the camera for her Snap followers. She is always dating some it-boy of the Hollywood elite and people trash her for it, but she is somehow still [name_u]America[/name_u]'s sweetheart. [name_m]Black[/name_m] sheep brother [name_m]Jack[/name_m] Kessler Rosselin is hardly ever shown on the show because he properly attends high school, works at the movie theater, and generally does what teenagers should appropriately be doing. He is the only Rosselin who has NOT crashed a luxury vehicle on TV and to our knowledge, he has not acquired any underage tattoos or been arrested like his siblings. BORING!
Tune in next week when all of these teenagers engross the entirety of our country in scripted antics yet again for money that comes from… somewhere.
This program brought to you by two pharmaceutical companies, two brands of “organic” (but not) food products, a department store your mom has a credit card at, and the all-powerful cable company that owns us all.