Sarah Palin Kids' rescue

Baby Name Games
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Think of nice names to replace the odd names of her five kids, boy, three girls, boy.

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If they were mine and I was the minor “celebrity” (just first names since I don’t know what her kids middles are (and don’t want to know!) (I hate her)

Boy: [name]Miles[/name]
Girl: [name]Frances[/name]
Girl: [name]Florence[/name]
Girl: [name]Violet[/name]
Boy: [name]Edgar[/name]

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Boy: [name]Samuel[/name] [name]Alexander[/name]
Girl: [name]Anna[/name] [name]Sophia[/name]
Girl: [name]Maya[/name] [name]Elise[/name]
Girl: [name]Amelia[/name] [name]Violet[/name]
Boy: [name]Joshua[/name] [name]Kai[/name]

4

boy: [name]Moses[/name] [name]Edmund[/name]
three girls: [name]Iris[/name] [name]Anabel[/name], [name]Daphne[/name] [name]Leandra[/name], [name]Phoebe[/name] [name]Louise[/name],
boy: [name]Milo[/name] [name]Benjamin[/name]
I would change her last name from Palen to Winkie!

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Boy: [name]Peter[/name] [name]Anthony[/name]
Girl: [name]Katharine[/name] [name]Louisa[/name] ([name]Kate[/name])
Girl: [name]Luciana[/name] [name]Brady[/name] ([name]Lucie[/name])
Girl: [name]Lauretta[/name] [name]Mary[/name] ([name]Laura[/name])
Boy: [name]Jeffery[/name] [name]Mason[/name] ([name]Jerry[/name])

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I tried to keep something the same, like same initials or meaning, and make them sound like names their parents might like, but it was hard…

[name]Track[/name] --> [name]Truman[/name]
[name]Trig[/name] --> [name]Thurston[/name]
[name]Bristol[/name] --> [name]Brenna[/name] (or [name]Brooke[/name]?)
[name]Willow[/name] --> [name]Summer[/name] or [name]Autumn[/name] (I might actually let [name]Willow[/name] keep her name)
[name]Piper[/name] --> [name]Poppy[/name]

I still don’t love them. But I wouldn’t cringe if I heard them, either…

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[name]Track[/name] --> [name]Track[/name]
[name]Trig[/name] --> [name]Trig[/name]
[name]Bristol[/name] --> [name]Bristol[/name]
[name]Willow[/name] --> [name]Willow[/name]
[name]Piper[/name] --> [name]Piper[/name]

I actually tend to like the names. I think if you remove the names from the person of [name]Sarah[/name] [name]Palin[/name] and put them on the some kids down the street, you probably would too. Especially the girl’s names. But I think the boys names have their own cool potential.

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Boy: [name]Nathan[/name] [name]Thomas[/name]
Girl: [name]Grace[/name] [name]Elizabeth[/name]
Girl: [name]Sophia[/name] [name]Belle[/name]
Girl: [name]Olivia[/name] [name]Danielle[/name]
Boy: [name]Dylan[/name] [name]Michael[/name]

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Boy: [name]Nathan[/name] [name]Thomas[/name]
Girl: [name]Grace[/name] [name]Elizabeth[/name]
Girl: [name]Sophia[/name] [name]Belle[/name]
Girl: [name]Olivia[/name] [name]Danielle[/name]
Boy: [name]Dylan[/name] [name]Michael[/name]

10

It wouldn’t help me if these names were the names of the kids down the street. I would still desperately need some Peptol Bismal. Especially for the purile sounds of [name]Trig[/name] and [name]Track[/name]!

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It wouldn’t help me if these names were the names of the kids down the street. I would still desperately need some Peptol Bismal. Especially for the purile sounds of [name]Trig[/name] and [name]Track[/name]![/quote]

[name]Don[/name]'t get me wrong, I’m all for respecting different people’s opinions, but honestly… [name]Trig[/name]? To me, [name]Trig[/name] is a type of math. [name]Track[/name] should be renamed Calculus!

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lol @ salifer! Exactly–[name]Trig[/name] should at least be short for Trigonometry. It’s fun to tease about the [name]Palin[/name] kids’ names but I don’t mind the girls’ names at all, just the boys’ names, and that’s probably because I’m more conservative with boy names in general. I don’t think I like [name]Track[/name] much less than [name]Blaze[/name] or [name]Trig[/name] much less than [name]Canon[/name] when it comes down to it. I guess I’ll take a stab at it:

[name]Track[/name] -------> [name]Acton[/name]
[name]Bristol[/name] ------> [name]Bristol[/name]
[name]Willow[/name] -----> [name]Willow[/name]
[name]Piper[/name] -------> [name]Piper[/name]
[name]Trig[/name] ---------> [name]Tristan[/name]

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This is odd… but I’ll play!

[name]Willow[/name] and [name]Piper[/name] are good names in my book. [name]Bristol[/name], [name]Trig[/name] and specially [name]Track[/name] are too much for me so here are my alternatives:

[name]Bristol[/name]: [name]Georgia[/name] (still a place name,but better on my map)
[name]Track[/name]: [name]Travis[/name]
[name]Trig[/name]: Tatcher.

I wouldn’t use these names but I prefer them to the ones the children have.

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[name]Track[/name] --> [name]Travis[/name]
[name]Trig[/name] --> [name]Tristan[/name]
[name]Bristol[/name] --> [name]Briony[/name]
[name]Willow[/name] --> [name]Willow[/name]
[name]Piper[/name] --> [name]Piper[/name]

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[name]Cameron[/name] [name]Henry[/name]
[name]Adeline[/name] [name]Charlotte[/name]
[name]Eloise[/name] [name]Sophia[/name]
[name]Claire[/name] [name]Amelia[/name]
[name]Carter[/name] [name]James[/name]

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Boy: [name]Owen[/name] [name]Joshua[/name]
Girl: [name]Addie[/name] [name]Clare[/name]
Girl: [name]Miriam[/name] [name]Jayne[/name]
Girl: [name]Cassia[/name] [name]Wren[/name]
Boy: [name]Lance[/name] [name]Evan[/name]
Grandson (he needs rescue, too, [name]IMO[/name]): [name]Hadley[/name] [name]John[/name]

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Boy: [name]Owen[/name] [name]Joshua[/name]
Girl: [name]Addie[/name] [name]Clare[/name]
Girl: [name]Miriam[/name] [name]Jayne[/name]
Girl: [name]Cassia[/name] [name]Wren[/name]
Boy: [name]Lance[/name] [name]Evan[/name]
Grandson (he needs rescue, too, [name]IMO[/name]): [name]Hadley[/name] [name]John[/name]

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[name]Track[/name] --> [name]Timothy[/name]
[name]Trig[/name] --> [name]Tristan[/name]
[name]Bristol[/name] --> Bryston
[name]Willow[/name] --> [name]Willow[/name]
[name]Piper[/name] --> [name]Penny[/name]

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It wouldn’t help me if these names were the names of the kids down the street. I would still desperately need some Peptol Bismal. Especially for the purile sounds of [name]Trig[/name] and [name]Track[/name]![/quote]

[name]Don[/name]'t get me wrong, I’m all for respecting different people’s opinions, but honestly… [name]Trig[/name]? To me, [name]Trig[/name] is a type of math. [name]Track[/name] should be renamed Calculus![/quote]

I completely agree! [name]Trig[/name] and [name]Track[/name] are just not names! Incidentally, she could have called [name]Trig[/name] [name]Trail[/name], to match [name]Track[/name] :smiley: (yuck)

I don’t dislike the names because [name]Sarah[/name] [name]Palin[/name] chose them, I dislike [name]Sarah[/name] [name]Palin[/name] (more than I did before) because she chose them!

[name]Trig[/name] is actually a legitimate nickname for Trigger (which was a name before it became part of a gun), but it still shouldn’t be used today …

[name]Willow[/name] and [name]Piper[/name] are both passable, but [name]Bristol[/name]? I’ve been to [name]Bristol[/name], [name]England[/name] and it’s not exactly a place you’d want to associate with your children (not that it’s horrible, it’s just not lovely either).

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I am actually a fan of her girls’ names: [name]Bristol[/name], [name]Willow[/name], and [name]Piper[/name]. I would even consider using [name]Bristol[/name]. The boys’ names–not so much.