A very young woman who loves to eat ten slices of white bread every day with just mayonaisse on it meets an equally young man who smells like dirty hair and loves to play Halo for hours on end. They actually get married one weekend in Las [name]Vegas[/name]. Then she gets pregnant and has septuplets, four girls and three boys. What are their names?
Or if you want to get really creative, see if you can think of an even more boring scenario than this! It will make me so happy!
Well, because he’s a gamer (dirty yes, but most gamers are smart too), and she’s not particualrly interested in names, he names them:
four girls
[name]Althea[/name] [name]Jane[/name]
[name]Berit[/name] [name]Anne[/name]
[name]Clarity[/name] [name]Patrice[/name]
[name]Delyth[/name] [name]Wynne[/name]
three boys
[name]Eben[/name] [name]James[/name]
Farran [name]George[/name]
[name]Galen[/name] [name]Edward[/name]
oooooooh, this one is easy!!!
four girls:
[name]Grace[/name] [name]Jade[/name]
[name]Rose[/name] [name]Alexis[/name]
[name]Alexis[/name] [name]Grace[/name]
[name]Jade[/name] [name]Rose[/name]
three boys:
[name]Aaden[/name] [name]Riley[/name]
[name]Aaron[/name] [name]Riley[/name]
[name]Riley[/name] [name]Aaden[/name]
Haha! That made me crack up!
You guys are too funny!
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A very young woman who loves to eat ten slices of Wonder bread swathed in copious amounts of mayonaise every day and whose favorite hobby is fashioning [name]Christmas[/name] ornaments out of toothpicks, miniature marshmallows, and glitter meets an equally young man who smells like dirty hair and loves to play Halo for hours on end. He also enjoys making a little humming noise under his breath while he sits at his computer. They actually get married one weekend in Las [name]Vegas[/name]. Then she gets pregnant and has septuplets, four girls and three boys. What are their names?
Or if you want to get really creative, see if you can think of an even more boring scenario than this! It will make me so happy!
Girls:
[name]Sophia[/name] [name]Grace[/name]
[name]Evelyn[/name] [name]Mae[/name]
[name]Ella[/name] [name]Rose[/name]
[name]Leah[/name] [name]Marie[/name]
Boys:
[name]Liam[/name] [name]Shaun[/name]
[name]Ryan[/name] [name]Lee[/name]
[name]Noah[/name] [name]Kale[/name]
[name]Susan[/name], I am unable to decide on names without a clear idea of whether the mother eats actual mayonnaise or [name]Miracle[/name] Whip. Please clarify.
LOL! Okay, that depends on where she’s from, I guess. Hmmm…I think she loves Best Foods all the way. She splurges on it. Actually I like a very little scraping of Best Foods on my sandwich, but my parents and my in-laws always loved an enormous dollup of [name]Miracle[/name] Whip. My husband, son, and daughter all hate mayonnaise and [name]Miracle[/name] Whip. Makes it hard to make an [name]Easter[/name] or 4th of [name]July[/name] meal.
In that case…
[name]Emily[/name]
[name]Grace[/name]
[name]Hannah[/name]
[name]Brooklyn[/name]
(She named the girls-- very white bread, don’t you think?)
Wesker
Auron
[name]Raiden[/name]
(He named the boys… after video game characters.)
[name]Melissa[/name], what would the mom have named her daughters if she liked [name]Miracle[/name] Whip?
[name]Mary[/name]
[name]Ava[/name]
[name]Emily[/name]
[name]Nicole[/name]
[name]Bob[/name]
[name]Jon[/name]
[name]Kyle[/name]
[name]Grace[/name] [name]Elizabeth[/name]
[name]Madison[/name] [name]Nicole[/name]
[name]Olivia[/name] [name]Page[/name]
[name]Sophia[/name] [name]Belle[/name]
[name]Nathan[/name] [name]Thomas[/name]
[name]Dylan[/name] [name]Thomas[/name]
[name]Max[/name] [name]Christopher[/name]
Ha ha!!!
4 GIRLS:
[name]Grace[/name] [name]Elizabeth[/name]
[name]Sophia[/name] [name]Belle[/name]
[name]Olivia[/name] [name]Paige[/name]
[name]Ella[/name] [name]Rae[/name]
3 BOYS:
[name]Nathan[/name] [name]Thomas[/name]
[name]Aidan[/name] [name]James[/name]
[name]Dylan[/name] [name]Michael[/name]
Girls:
[name]Savannah[/name] [name]Grace[/name]
[name]Evelyn[/name] [name]Hope[/name]
[name]Clara[/name] [name]Jean[/name]
[name]Willow[/name] [name]Shea[/name]
Boys:
[name]Liam[/name] [name]Henry[/name]
[name]Benson[/name] [name]James[/name]
MY BORING [name]STORY[/name]
There is a lady who walks her dog (which physically resembles her quite a bit) around the block everyday. One day while walking the dog she steps in gum. An avid already-chewed-gum collector notices this and asks her for her shoe. They end up getting married. They have a son. What do they name him?
MY BORING [name]STORY[/name]
There is a lady who walks her dog (which physically resembles her quite a bit) around the block everyday. One day while walking the dog she steps in gum. An avid already-chewed-gum collector notices this and asks her for her shoe. They end up getting married. They have a son. What do they name him?[/quote]
[name]Love[/name] your boring story! I will name everybody!
The lady - [name]Clarice[/name] [name]Pearl[/name]
The dog - Rhinestone
The gum collector - [name]Horace[/name] [name]Hugh[/name]
Their son - [name]Balbino[/name] [name]Bruce[/name] - [name]Balbino[/name] is actually a name. You can look it up on “check out a name!”
Okay, so boring names…
Also, I think the descriptions of the parents also implies a great deal of laziness. So I feel that their children’s names should be obvious, similar and popular…wouldn’t want to have to search too hard to find the perfect names after all.
And I went with four boys and three girls (I hope thats okay)
[name]Aiden[/name] [name]James[/name]
[name]Emma[/name] [name]Grace[/name]
[name]Caden[/name] [name]John[/name]
[name]Brayden[/name] [name]Jacob[/name]
[name]Emily[/name] [name]Joy[/name]
[name]Ella[/name] [name]Faith[/name]
[name]Hayden[/name] [name]Joshua[/name]
[name]Just[/name] to clarify (and not offend) I think that those are lovely names…just not all together 
Girls
[name]May[/name] Aye
Haloa [name]Bee[/name]
[name]Yona[/name] Cee
Naisse [name]Dee[/name]
Boys
[name]Yon[/name] Ei
[name]Mayo[/name] Eff
[name]Hal[/name] [name]Gee[/name]
I think all the “boring” names the kids got were beautiful! I guess we at nameberry can’t make up boring names if we tried… 
GIRLS:
[name]Haley[/name] [name]Ann[/name]
[name]Emily[/name] [name]Marie[/name]
[name]Lauren[/name] [name]Nicole[/name]
BOYS:
[name]Jacob[/name] [name]Joseph[/name]
[name]Aiden[/name] [name]James[/name]
[name]Tyler[/name] [name]John[/name]
I think all the “boring” names the kids got were beautiful! I guess we at nameberry can’t make up boring names if we tried…
GIRLS:
[name]Haley[/name] [name]Ann[/name]
[name]Emily[/name] [name]Marie[/name]
[name]Lauren[/name] [name]Nicole[/name]
BOYS:
[name]Jacob[/name] [name]Joseph[/name]
[name]Aiden[/name] [name]James[/name]
[name]Tyler[/name] [name]John[/name]