The names you can never use

There’s some names out there… well not names but words, places, and things that sound attractive as a name that you probably can never bestow upon a child. What are your favorite (usually horrid) things that sound good as names but can’t be names?

Mine are:

Morphine
Herione
Harlot
Malaria
Hell
Tachycardia
Nausea
Despair
Envy
Murder
Fetus
Psoriasis
Flu
Dizzy
Fluoxetine
Xanax
Yep. Those would never work. It honestly makes me laugh at the thought of some mother yelling “Fetus, get over here right now”! at the playground. Oh myyy <3 I’ll just stick with Felix xD
What about you?

Hahaha, I think about these too! Mostly diseases and medical terms like Embryo, Rubella, Malaria & Chlamydia. Hell is a good one! So is Morphine, Harlot & Envy.

Others:
Pope
Fever
Celebrity
Paper
Envelope ([name]Penelope[/name]-esque)
Illness
Burden
Slavery
Mineral
Cancer
Melancholia - This one’s my favourite
Cholera
Polio
Influenza
Cardio

I’ve thought about this for quite a while but these are the only ones I can list off the top of my head. Hopefully I’ll be able to think of more :slight_smile:

Avarice
Dystopia
Felony
Hemlock
Lachrimae
Malice
Minax
Oleander
Reaper
[name]Omega[/name]
Requiem
[name]Shade[/name]
Twilight

Hahaha, it’s hilarious but true! Those are alot of good ones!
Doily
Foyer
Zyrtec (Sounds exotic, right? Why do people have to come up with such cool names for their medicines?! Can’t they just call them ‘Cold Medicine’, ‘Migraine Medicine’, etc.?!)
Aztec
Gorilla
Mammal
Martian

Hahaha, it’s hilarious but true! Those are alot of good ones!
Doily
Foyer
Zyrtec (Sounds exotic, right? Why do people have to come up with such cool names for their medicines?! Can’t they just call them ‘Cold Medicine’, ‘Migraine Medicine’, etc.?!)
Aztec
Gorilla
Mammal
Martian

Thought of two more: Melanoma ([name]Melanie[/name], [name]Paloma[/name]) & Mafia ([name]Maria[/name], [name]Sofia[/name])

Calorie
Literacy
Meaning
Tape
Pillow
Bacon
Device