[name_m]Hi[/name_m] berries, I’m writing a romantic comedy where the characters are in a TV show. Each main character in the show needs a theme song, of which 30 seconds to a minute will be played as he/she enters the scene. I just need one character’s theme song.
Real life name: [name_m]Basil[/name_m] [name_m]McPhee[/name_m]
In the show: [name_m]Preston[/name_m] [name_m]Guy[/name_m]
He has lightish brown hair and dark eyes, he’s about 33, and in the show he plays a curmudgeonly guy with a toothache. I would like a song about teeth, toothache, being a hospital patient, or always in a bad mood. Something like that would work.
Thanks in advance! 
Write a list of words and start rhyming it’s the best way to come up with something like that
Oh. Sorry–I don’t need an original song. Oops.
Ha! Yeah, I was like, “Not going near that thread.” I’m a notoriously cheesy songwriter. 
Owl City’s “Dental Care”? That’s all I can think of off the top of my head.
Oh, I just found a good one–Crooked Teeth by Death [name_m]Cab[/name_m] for Cutie. Thanks, berries! 