Too many baby showers!

FIFTEEN GIRLS ON MY OLD COLLEGE SWIM TEAM ARE MARRIED & HAVING THEIR FIRST [name_u]BABY[/name_u] THIS YEAR. THIS MEANS I AM ATTENDING FIFTEEN [name_u]BABY[/name_u] SHOWERS IN THE NEXT TWO MONTHS (THIS IS NOT A DRILL!)

NAME THE TEAMMATE, THE HUSBAND, AND THE PROPOSED [name_u]BABY[/name_u] NAMES (FOR A GIRL AND FOR A BOY) GIVEN THE OUTLINE BELOW:

[name_u]DECEMBER[/name_u] 19
MOMMY-TO-BE has initials FTJ (S) and has a sweet, southern name
HUSBAND also has a country-sounding, rough & tumble name with initials RGJ
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will keep the country theme, but more vintage with initials ABJ
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will have more of a diva name, with a southern flair, and initials KCJ

[name_u]DECEMBER[/name_u] 20
MOMMY-TO-BE has initials ORP (L) and has a wild, rocker vibe to her name
HUSBAND has more of a subdued, scientific ring to his name with initials ENP
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will take on variations of dad’s name with same vibe & initials ENP
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will take on variations of mom’s name with a more mild rock vibe and initials ORP

[name_u]DECEMBER[/name_u] 27
MOMMY-TO-BE has initials CVV (E) and has a flowery, garden essence to her name
HUSBAND has a more rugged, wild west name with initials LTV
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will have a mix of cowboy & poet names with initials DBV
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will also have a mix of cowgirl & poet, having initials JWV

[name_u]JANUARY[/name_u] 2
MOMMY-TO-BE has initials ZSR (Y) and has a very popular late 80s name
HUSBAND is older, and thus has more of a late 70s flair to his name, given initials GMR
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will embody a modern moniker emblematic of his mom & dad’s middles and initials MSR
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will embody a modern moniker emblematic of her mom & dad’s middles and initials SMR

[name_u]JANUARY[/name_u] 3
MOMMY-TO-BE has initials TKA (T) and has a cheery, bright, friendly name
HUSBAND’s name is more brooding & mysterious with initials HVA
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will enjoy a friendly first name and brooding middle via initials SGA
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will keep a friendly all-around vibe with initials WEA

[name_u]JANUARY[/name_u] 9 (1)
MOMMY-TO-BE has initials BHC (D) and has a nature-lover name set
HUSBAND boasts an intellectual, if not historical name with initials EPC
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will enjoy a name that is both intellectual & natural, with given initials PWC
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will also have initials PWC, and a mixture of naturalistic & intellectual vibes

[name_u]JANUARY[/name_u] 9 (2)
MOMMY-TO-BE has initials DDF (U) and has a sporty, nicknamey name with a languid middle
HUSBAND is almost the opposite, with a long, laborious first name and punchy middle, with initials NZF
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY)’s name will mesh his parents’ firsts and middles in the initials DZF
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL)’s name will also mesh her parents’ firsts and middles with the initials NDF

[name_u]JANUARY[/name_u] 10
MOMMY-TO-BE has the initials LJQ (S) and an ethnic, interesting vibe all throughout
HUSBAND is ethnic in a different way than his wife, with initials MHQ
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will enjoy a mix of the ethnicities in his initials COQ
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) with initials TAQ will also enjoy a nice combo of ethnic attitudes

[name_u]JANUARY[/name_u] 16
MOMMY-TO-BE has the initials PVRK and a very astute, regal sounding moniker
HUSBAND is so much more the relatable, simple type with a name that fits into JKK
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will have a simple, relatable first name and two regal middles, with initials EGIK
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will also have a simple, relatable first name and two regal middles with initials EGIK

[name_u]JANUARY[/name_u] 23
MOMMY-TO-BE has initials YBJ (Z) and a very interesting, androgynous set of names
HUSBAND also enjoys a more unigender namescape with his initials FTJ
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will have a unigender, nicely coifed name under the initials DVJ
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will have a similarly unigender name with given initials LPJ

[name_u]JANUARY[/name_u] 24
MOMMY-TO-BE has initials WKL (H) and has an ethereal, elegant name
HUSBAND also has a very distinguished name befitting his station, with initials TCL
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will enjoy the brooding elegance of his mother’s maiden name and a take on his father’s first with HTL as initials
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) Inversely, she will have a mix of her parents’ two middles, reformed for her, as CKL

[name_u]JANUARY[/name_u] 30
MOMMY-TO-BE with initials JJO (B), has a spunky, adventurous name
HUSBAND is also adventurous with a name to fit, having a more athletic spin, in initials ASO
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) conceived last summer, he will have a summery name with initials VNBO
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) conceived last summer, she will also have a summery name with initials [name_m]DAGO[/name_m]

[name_u]JANUARY[/name_u] 31
MOMMY-TO-BE has initials RFM § and has a truly romantic, feminine name
HUSBAND’s name provides quite the contrast, being stoic and masculine, with initials GDDM
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will embody dad’s masculinity with a name befitting a king, and initials RGM
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will embody mom’s romanticism with a name befitting a queen, and initials ERM

[name_f]FEBRUARY[/name_f] 6
MOMMY-TO-BE has the initials CAD (V) and a very vintage, bookish name
HUSBAND’s name is also somewhat literary and dated, with initials WZD
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will have the initials IED and a name suiting a bow-tie wearing library guy
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will have the initials IED and a name suiting a mary-jane wearing library gal

[name_f]FEBRUARY[/name_f] 7
MOMMY-TO-BE has the initials HJN (X) and is a mixture of [name_f]Asian[/name_f] and [name_m]German[/name_m] descent, which shows
HUSBAND has the initials GKN and is a mixture of Italian and [name_m]French[/name_m] descent, which also shows
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF BOY) will have a [name_m]French[/name_m] and [name_f]Asian[/name_f] mixture of names and the initials MPN
[name_u]BABY[/name_u] (IF GIRL) will, consequently, have a mixture of [name_m]German[/name_m] and Italian names, and the initials VGN

DECEMBER 19
DM(28): [name_f]Faye[/name_f] [name_f]Tabitha[/name_f] [name_m]Johnson[/name_m] [Sanderson] [Horses Groomer]
DF(29): [name_m]Ridge[/name_m] [name_u]George[/name_u] [name_m]Johnson[/name_m] [Horse Groomer]
[name_m]Alfred[/name_m] [name_u]Beckett[/name_u] [name_m]Johnson[/name_m] ‘[name_u]Freddie[/name_u]’ OR Kitty [name_f]Caroline[/name_f] [name_m]Johnson[/name_m]

DECEMBER 20
DM(29) [name_f]Olivia[/name_f] [name_u]Rae[/name_u] [name_m]Preston[/name_m] ‘[name_f]Liv[/name_f]’ ([name_m]Lewis[/name_m]) [Music & Events Planner]
DH(30): [name_u]Elliot[/name_u] [name_m]Nicholas[/name_m] [name_m]Preston[/name_m] [Software Developer]
[name_u]Ellis[/name_u] [name_m]Nate[/name_m] [name_m]Preston[/name_m] OR Ophelia [name_f]Rose[/name_f] [name_m]Preston[/name_m]

DECEMBER 27
DM(28) [name_f]Clara[/name_f] [name_f]Vivienne[/name_f] [name_m]Vincent[/name_m] ([name_u]Elliot[/name_u]) [Florist]
DH(28): [name_u]Levi[/name_u] [name_m]Theodore[/name_m] [name_m]Vincent[/name_m] [Sales Rep]
[name_u]Dorian[/name_u] [name_u]Brady[/name_u] [name_m]Vincent[/name_m] OR Jessie [name_f]Winona[/name_f] [name_m]Vincent[/name_m]

JANUARY 2
DM(29): [name_f]Zoe[/name_f] [name_f]Susanna[/name_f] [name_u]Riley[/name_u] ([name_u]Yarrow[/name_u]) [Journalist]
DH(39): [name_m]Graham[/name_m] [name_m]Martin[/name_m] [name_u]Riley[/name_u] [Sports Columnist]
BABY: [name_u]Max[/name_u] [name_u]Sawyer[/name_u] [name_u]Riley[/name_u] OR Sophia [name_f]Madeline[/name_f] [name_u]Riley[/name_u]

JANUARY 3
DM(28) [name_f]Tara[/name_f] [name_f]Kathleen[/name_f] [name_u]Atwood[/name_u] ([name_m]Tucker[/name_m]) [Social [name_f]Media[/name_f] Manager]
DH(29) [name_m]Harvey[/name_m] [name_m]Vincent[/name_m] [name_u]Atwood[/name_u] [Photographer]
[name_u]Spencer[/name_u] [name_m]Guy[/name_m] [name_u]Atwood[/name_u] OR Willow [name_f]Eloise[/name_f] [name_u]Atwood[/name_u]

JANUARY 9 (1)
DM(29) [name_u]Brooke[/name_u] [name_u]Halle[/name_u] [name_m]Cole[/name_m] [Daniels] [Instagram Influencer]
DH(32): [name_m]Edward[/name_m] [name_m]Phillip[/name_m] [name_m]Cole[/name_m] [History Teacher]
[name_u]Perry[/name_u] [name_m]William[/name_m] [name_m]Cole[/name_m] OR Poppy [name_f]Willa[/name_f] [name_m]Cole[/name_m]

JANUARY 9 (2)
DM(29): [name_u]Dani[/name_u] [name_f]Delilah[/name_f] Fredericks ([name_m]Upton[/name_m] ) [PE Teacher]
DH(30): [name_m]Nathanial[/name_m] [name_m]Zach[/name_m] Fredericks [Personal Trainer]
[name_m]Darius[/name_m] [name_m]Zachariah[/name_m] Fredericks OR Natalia [name_f]Danielle[/name_f] Fredericks

JANUARY 10
DM(29): [name_f]Luisa[/name_f] [name_f]Josefina[/name_f] [name_u]Quinn[/name_u] ([name_m]Sanchez[/name_m]) [Business Analyst]
DH(33): [name_m]Marcel[/name_m] [name_u]Henri[/name_u] [name_u]Quinn[/name_u] [Property Developer]
[name_u]Cruz[/name_u] [name_u]Oliver[/name_u] [name_u]Quinn[/name_u] & Teresa [name_f]Amelie[/name_f] [name_u]Quinn[/name_u]

JANUARY 16
DM(28) [name_f]Penelope[/name_f] [name_f]Viviana[/name_f] Rosendale Kirkwood [Model]
DH(31): [name_m]Joshua[/name_m] [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] Kirkwood [App Developer]
[name_m]Ethan[/name_m] [name_u]George[/name_u] [name_m]Isador[/name_m] Kirkwood OR Ellie [name_f]Georgiana[/name_f] [name_f]Isabel[/name_f] Kirkwood

JANUARY 23
DM(29) [name_f]Yvonne[/name_f] [name_u]Brooklyn[/name_u] [name_m]Jones[/name_m] ([name_m]Zachary[/name_m]) [Accountant]
DH(31): [name_u]Frankie[/name_u] [name_u]Tatum[/name_u] [name_m]Jones[/name_m] [Stand-up Comedian]
Dallas [name_u]Valen[/name_u] [name_m]Jones[/name_m] OR [name_u]Lane[/name_u] [name_u]Parker[/name_u] [name_m]Jones[/name_m]

JANUARY 24
DM(28) [name_f]Wanda[/name_f] [name_f]Katherine[/name_f] [name_m]Lewis[/name_m] ([name_u]Hale[/name_u]) [Primary School Teacher]
DH(29): [name_m]Theodore[/name_m] [name_m]Charles[/name_m] [name_m]Lewis[/name_m] [Fashion Photographer]
Hale [name_m]Theodore[/name_m] [name_m]Lewis[/name_m] OR [name_f]Cat[/name_f] [name_u]Kassidy[/name_u] [name_m]Lewis[/name_m]

JANUARY 30
DM(29) [name_f]Jenny[/name_f] [name_f]Joanna[/name_f] [name_u]Oliver[/name_u] ([name_u]Brady[/name_u]) [Travel Agent]
DH(29) [name_m]Adrian[/name_m] [name_u]Sawyer[/name_u] [name_u]Oliver[/name_u] [Fitness Instructor]
Vance [name_m]Nathanial[/name_m] [name_u]Blue[/name_u] [name_f]Olive[/name_f]r OR [name_f]Daisy[/name_f] [name_f]Amelia[/name_f] [name_u]Georgie[/name_u] [name_u]Oliver[/name_u]

JANUARY 31
DM(28) [name_f]Rosie[/name_f] [name_f]Francesca[/name_f] [name_m]Martin[/name_m] ([name_m]Smith[/name_m]) [Jewelry Designer]
DH(35): [name_m]Gregory[/name_m] [name_m]Daniel[/name_m] [name_u]Dean[/name_u] [name_m]Martin[/name_m] ‘[name_m]Gregor[/name_m]’ [Firefighter]
Remington [name_m]Gregory[/name_m] [name_m]Martin[/name_m] OR [name_f]Elizabeth[/name_f] [name_f]Rose[/name_f] [name_m]Martin[/name_m]

FEBRUARY 6
DM(28) [name_f]Catherine[/name_f] [name_f]Amanda[/name_f] [name_m]Daniels[/name_m] ‘[name_f]Cat[/name_f]’ ([name_u]Vaughn[/name_u]) [Book Editor]
DH(28): [name_m]Willard[/name_m] [name_m]Zachariah[/name_m] [name_m]Daniels[/name_m] ‘[name_m]Will[/name_m]’ [Book Editor]
Isaac [name_u]Elliot[/name_u] [name_m]Daniels[/name_m] OR [name_f]Isabella[/name_f] [name_f]Emily[/name_f] [name_m]Daniels[/name_m]

FEBRUARY 7
DW(28) [name_f]Hana[/name_f] [name_f]Jasmine[/name_f] Naville ([name_m]Xavier[/name_m]) [Make-up artist]
DH(27) [name_m]Giovanni[/name_m] [name_m]Kenneth[/name_m] Naville [Chef]
Marcel Padmesh Naville OR [name_f]Vera[/name_f] [name_f]Greta[/name_f] Naville