Haha, I immediately thought of vanilla. But I get the association with the body part. I agree with you. Poor kid, parents should realize kids will probably bully her with that name.
The first thing I thought of was the Slavic name of [name_f]Vania[/name_f]/[name_m]Vanya[/name_m]. Some websites state that [name_f]Vanija[/name_f] is a derivative of [name_f]Vanessa[/name_f] but I find that hard to believe. There is a Hindi name Avanija which means “[name_f]Goddess[/name_f] [name_f]Parvati[/name_f]” so maybe they dropped the first “A”. Yeah, if you jumble the letters it’s similar to the female anatomy although it’s missing a “g”. I wouldn’t have noticed it until you mentioned it in your post. But I’m sure you won’t be the only one who notices the similarity.
My second thought was vanilla, but still, oh my heavens. The poor child! [name_f]Every[/name_f] new teacher will see her name on the roll and think about what it looks like. I don’t understand how they didn’t think of that.
All I see is what mischa pointed out - the Slavic name [name_f]Vania[/name_f]/[name_m]Vanya[/name_m]. I still don’t see vagina but I do know that if you change some of the letters around, you get that sound.