What are the most ridiculous, stunning mis-pronunciations you have heard?

I have a friend named Trichelle. Rhymes with [name_f]Michelle[/name_f]. A professor who was taking attendance called out, “[name_m]Tray[/name_m]-KELL-lay? Is [name_m]Tray[/name_m]-KELL-lay here?” She didn’t believe it. But he was referring to her.

What about you guys?