What jokes have you heard about your name?

[name_m]Can[/name_m] be anything.

Mary had a little lamb was a big one when I was a kid

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An unpleasant stereotypical joke about being dumb and bigoted

my name bears a strong resemblance to a cartoon pig. that one definitely comes up a lot.

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“Why is it end in son if it’s a girls name? It should end in daughter!”

Singing amazing grace at me :grin:

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tiktoks like this -

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Unfortunately my name rhymes with molest so some people have used that in place of my name

Lots of [name_f]Princess[/name_f] [name_f]Leia[/name_f] jokes (my name isn’t even [name_f]Leia[/name_f], but it sounds enough like it that I used to get tons of [name_f]Star[/name_f] Wars references, and still do occasionally).

a lot of hannah montana jokes

also hannah banana is a big one

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i get anna banana all the time

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That my name - [name_f]Emma[/name_f] - will be GenZ generation’s [name_f]Karen[/name_f] meme. lol

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my name gets connected to a very humiliating kids’ cartoon

Mostly rhymes with things that end in -anne. For example, that my middle name is probably [name_f]Marianne[/name_f] to make it rhyme with my first.
One person (who didn’t know I have a middle name) thought it was suspicious how my initials are SS.

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The only thing I can think of is a kid calling me [name_f]Cecily[/name_f] street in elementary because it sounds like [name_f]Sesame[/name_f] [name_f]Street[/name_f]? Lol. Wasn’t really a joke and it didn’t bother me though.

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None for my first name actually! [name_f]My[/name_f] last name is a whole other story :joy:

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This kid in second grade called me [name_u]Simone[/name_u] the bone cause I was really tall and thin. It’s kinda funny now but at the time it was really hurtful. Lots of rhyming with my name. [name_u]Simone[/name_u]’s Alone, Lonely [name_u]Simone[/name_u], [name_u]Simone[/name_u]’s Cologne :laughing: , “Wow [name_u]Simone[/name_u] you’ve really grown” queue laugh track.
Also people find it humorous to pronounce my name sim-1.

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People sometimes call me [name_u]Jojo[/name_u] Siwa (which doesn’t bother me lol). People also rhyme my name with something like [name_u]Josie[/name_u]-Wosie or call me [name_u]Josie[/name_u]-[name_u]Jo[/name_u] (especially my friend’s mom). [name_f]My[/name_f] last name is also a whole different story. They’re like “Oh no, [name_u]Josie[/name_u] ate [name_m]Ken[/name_m]!” :joy: or they say something like “Aitken Bacon”.

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I was shorter than average as a kid, so people would call me [name_m]Stuart[/name_m] [name_m]Little[/name_m], and I hated it.

“They get two careers choices, nun/priest or stripper”

Hilarious…