worst youneek names ever

General Name Discussion
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List the worst youneek names you have actually seen on a person.

This was a family:
Kyleehah ([name]Kalea[/name])
Shu’reenah ([name]Serena[/name] with a ‘sh’ sound)
[name]Nevaeh[/name] (got off easy)
[name]Sincere[/name] (only boy)
A’linah ([name]Elina[/name])

Then there was: (these were newborns)
You’neeqk (a boy btw)
Braxdyn (also a boy)
CashLynne (girl)
Chancelynn
Rushton (after [name]Rush[/name] Limbaugh)
Diffarius
DeMeekus
I’rish
Tiffquonda
ShaMarques
Achilla (the pronunciation killed me)
Aeydynn ([name]Aiden[/name])
God’Dysse
Queeka

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Oh my goodness… I can’t even think of anything but Queeka now.

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Well these aren’t half as bad as yours but they’re names I’ve never heard of, these aren’t a sibset;

Auburnie
Nessin
Bheki ([name]Becky[/name])
Ignatious
Pardon
Shelter
Symber

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For reals! Those poor kids… What were their parents thinking?

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That is just so ghetto…ugh

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[name]Truly[/name] horrible, I know. All I could think was Queeka aquickie with Wiz Kalifa and had to queef

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The yooneek names that bug me the most are common names that have been mangled. Some cardinal sins:

  • Replacing a -ly ending with -leigh. [name]Ryleigh[/name], [name]Emileigh[/name], [name]Kayleigh[/name]. Bleigh.
  • That pesky “y”. Poor [name]Madisyn[/name].
  • Adding extraneous letters or accents or spaces to the original spelling. Jaiyne, F’Reddie, and [name]Anna[/name] [name]Belle[/name]? No.
  • Changing the first letter of a legitimate name to a “cooler” letter. If you name your kid Zaniel and Xavid, I will judge you.
  • Boys names on girls. (No, [name]Elliot[/name] is not unisex. Really.)
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Some cringe-worthy spellings I’ve seen recently at the hospital I work at:

Jaxsyn
M’[name]Kynlee[/name]
Jazimyne
Dahlylah

[name]Jackson[/name], [name]McKinley[/name], [name]Jasmine[/name], and [name]Delilah[/name] are perfectly fine names, I’m baffled by the parents’ need make them near impossible to spell.

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the worst ive seen was on the news they called their child La-a and pronounced it La-dash-a

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Hughston
Chlowie
Racy (no joke)
Sir Dymond (uhh)
Roxton
Karder
Jayd’n
[name]Alyzabeth[/name]
Karlyee
Lexeigh
Kaydrian
Ayrika
Jasye
Lenzie
Alycen

Probably more…

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The worst I’ve had in Kindergarten:
Ka’Saj’an (prn [name]Kay[/name]-Sahn)

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[name]New[/name] batch from my kids’ daycare:

Prynnscezz (as if naming your child [name]Princess[/name] wasn’t damaging enough)
[name]Day[/name]'zee ([name]Daisy[/name])
Shinayd ([name]Sinead[/name])
Hyndrexzia ([name]Hendrix[/name] with -ia)
Feebee
Zinfandel
Ryaleeigh ([name]Riley[/name])
Debonie
[name]Kai[/name]'loni (a girl on Facebook is naming her baby this)
Bryttoniey ([name]Brittany[/name])
Vynsyndt (??? [name]Vincent[/name] maybe)
Radoslaw
Harmoenee
[name]Fayth[/name]
[name]Jai[/name]'Dynne
Graydee (this is sad)
Grayzynn
Aleeonna
Zerrafynah (???)

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I actually know a kid who goes to my school named Rushton. I don’t think it’s all that bad as I’ve heard worse.

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Zerrafynah (???)

I think it’s supposed to be [name]Seraphina[/name].

I have met a [name]Fayth[/name] before and a friend of mine has a little sister name Kaidince.

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For the most part, I’ve only seen these on cubbies and artwork in the halls, so unless I know the child, I really have no clue. They go to a huge daycare and I see a lot of cool names, but some (like listed) look like keyboard puke. I’ve also ran into a [name]Marigold[/name], [name]Albertine[/name], [name]Shoshannah[/name], [name]Chester[/name], [name]Judah[/name], [name]Luigi[/name], [name]Saoirse[/name], [name]Ursula[/name], [name]Lysander[/name], [name]Ffion[/name], [name]Esmeralda[/name], [name]Amadeus[/name], [name]Eloise[/name], [name]Dinah[/name], [name]Lachlan[/name], [name]Leif[/name], [name]Oskar[/name], [name]Catriona[/name], and [name]Stuart[/name] as far as I can recall ([name]Marigold[/name], [name]Shoshannah[/name], [name]Leif[/name], and [name]Chester[/name] I actually know their parents because my daughter is “friends” with them)

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[name]Brynlee[/name]
Twin girls [name]Braelyn[/name] and [name]Ryleigh[/name]
[name]Jaxton[/name]
Jaxyn
[name]Abygail[/name] and [name]Alyvia[/name]

Otherwise my “friends” have pretty solid (read:responsible lol) naming styles.

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I spoke to a woman the other day who had a daughter named “Jurnee” which she pronounced “[name]Journey[/name]”. The funniest one was a woman named “Jerkia”

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The family we bought our house from had 3 kids. [name]One[/name] of those kid’s names was Jackxon…not [name]Jackson[/name] or [name]Jaxon[/name] or [name]Jaxson[/name] or however else you can spell the name…but Jackxon…
I think that is one of the worst spellings of that name that I have ever seen.
I also had a cashier once who had the name Youneek…it took me a few minutes after we had left the store to actually realize what her name was and then I facepalmed lol.

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Braleigh
[name]Trystyn[/name]
[name]Halee[/name]
[name]Ashlee[/name]
[name]Anslee[/name]
[name]Kelsee[/name]
[name]Blayre[/name]
[name]Clayre[/name]
[name]Sayra[/name]
Sherinette
Katett
I have met two people with the “made-up” names [name]Chantee[/name] (pronounced [name]SHAN[/name]-[name]TAY[/name]) and Charri (pronounced SHA-[name]REE[/name]), and I actually really like those.

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My@mi-Je@n sigh