Duh! Who doesn’t like the name Lmao? “Lmfao” is an even better spelling!
Have you ever met quads named [name_u]North[/name_u], [name_u]West[/name_u], [name_u]South[/name_u], & [name_u]East[/name_u]?
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Yes, but they went by their nicknames “Never” “Eat” “Soggy” and “Waffles.”
Have you ever met a sibset of physics, chemistry, and biology?
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Yep, but they’re all professional football players.
Do you know someone named [name_u]California[/name_u] Arkansas [name_m]Smith[/name_m]?
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Yes, she’s my best friend! She goes by [name_f]Callie[/name_f]-Ark as a nn
Would you name your kid [name_u]Sam[/name_u] Sung?
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Who doesn’t?
Do you have 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 kids? BECAUSE I DO!
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Oh, sorry, hehe.
No! I would NEVER. Actually, probably yes. (Only if my LN was Sung).
Same question as last time.
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Yes! And they’re all named [name_f]Maie[/name_f] [name_m]Jr[/name_m], so they all have something in common!
Would you name your child after your breakfast?
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Introducing little waffle toast bagel, my newest child!
Would you name your kids after your favorite drinks?
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Ah yes, absolutely! I was just going to add [name_f]Ginger[/name_f]-Ale to my list!
Isnt Bprynleyigch such an beautiful spelling?
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Yes! How beautiful and easy to pronounce!
Don’t you think Abcde is the sweetest name? I think it’ll become the most popular name pretty soon
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Yes! And “absidy” totally doesn’t sound like a word, meaning “something absurd”! (Like, seriously, can we make it one?)
Have you ever met siblings in age order, named Abcde, Effin, [name_m]Nelio[/name_m], & Oranges?
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Yes, of course. They live next door to us!
You love the name Margarine?
I only partially like the name Margarine for a girl. I much prefer Icantbelieveitsnotbutter!
Would you give your child 4 middle names?
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No - we’re royalty so it’ll be at least six.
What’s the perfect middle name for [name_f]Mary[/name_f]?
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No problem! [name_m]Just[/name_m] nickname them [name_f]El[/name_f], Elel and Elelel to differentiate!
Would Syphilis honour my aunt [name_f]Phyllis[/name_f]? I know it has some negative connotations, but it was the name of a shepherd in Greek myth.
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Sure! At least where I’m from, health class is so laughable no one will know what that is anyway!
Should I name my twin girls [name_f]Mary[/name_f] [name_f]Ann[/name_f] and [name_f]Marianne[/name_f]?
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Absolutely!!! There’s no way teachers will get them confused if they have two distinct spellings! 
I saw a birth announcement for a girl named Pandemyca. Her nickname will be [name_f]Emma[/name_f]. How do you feel about this name?
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Beautiful! The only thing I would change is [name_f]Emma[/name_f]’s too strange of a nickname, it should be Panda.
I want to name my kid [name_u]Noah[/name_u], but I don’t like the spelling. Is Nuowughh a good alternative?
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Nuowughh is a great spelling, but I’d add a silent “K” at the beginning to make it even more unique! Knouwughh is the coolest name out there!
I really want to name my baby [name_u]Ryan[/name_u], but it’s the name of my best friend’s ex. To make it up to her, I’m making her my son’s godmother! Is this ok?!
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Totally fine! I don’t think she’ll have any emotional pain at all, and she’ll happily be reminded of her former-lover. Not awkward at all!
Is Jeseeighckah a pretty spelling? I want my child to stand out!
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