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Are you upside down in a spoon?

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do you like the recent live action disney movies (2015 to now)?

I haven’t seen a Disney movie since [name_u]Snow[/name_u] White first came out.

How many dozens in a score?

1/37th of a puppy. [name_m]Just[/name_m] ask @Ellory

What is your biggest secret?

I’m the voice behind the Teletubbies sun

What did you do on your last birthday?

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Ate the candles and blew out the cake, then tossed the cake. Yes, the candles were still lit when I ate them.

What is the worst crime anyone could commit?

Eating. [name_f]My[/name_f]. [name_f]Candy[/name_f]. DUH!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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5,555 logs but that’s only half the amount a woodpecker can peck and only a quarter of what [name_m]Woody[/name_m] from [name_m]Toy[/name_m] [name_u]Story[/name_u] can do.

What do you have tattooed on your body?

A Peruvian potato on my ankle.

If [name_f]Ellory[/name_f] divides a kitten into 101 (nif one) pieces and splits them evenly among themself and [name_f]Miranda[/name_f], what is your postal code?

Ummm… I originally wanted to say hairy tomato, but now I’m leaning toward leapfrog.

What would you do if a random person stuck a mickey mouse sticker on your cheek in Walmart and said “Happy birthday, mama!”

I’d eat a ham roll while riding a tricycle singing “Take me out to the ball game”.

What are all the states of matter?

solid, fluid, superfluous

Why am I not working?

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Because you were running all day and all night without being charged.

Why can’t spayed and neutered dogs have puppies?

because santa claus didn’t want them to.

why is the sky blue?

Because I threw a blue sharpie at it when I was mad that it wouldn’t snow for me!

Why do you have sixty-seven children?

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Sixty nine seemed like too many, unfortunately

Why is [name_f]Olivia[/name_f] such a popular name?


Because all the bananas and potatoes told us to use it.

Why is Baymax so fat?

Get. Your. Finger. Out. Of. [name_f]My[/name_f]. Face!

[name_f]Mint[/name_f] candy canes, or fruit?

Fruit, specifically fruitcake. One of those got dropped on my head and that’s why I like it now. :crazy_face:

What’s something you’d never do, not even once?

Sew my own clothes.

What does the fox say?