Does anyone else get a little bit bored of cookie-cutter family name games? Where everyone is married by 30, no step parents, no single people older than 25, etc. I do 
so here’s a genuine, multicultural, messy CAF loosely based on my own very messy family, with names inspired by (some) of their names. Enjoy!
(p.s. most of these people only have one name (common in Denmark) so that’s all that’s given but of course, I know we all love name combos on here so feel free to choose middle names from the FN options! :))
(p.p.s most people here are Danish, and still live in Denmark. Only two parents are other nationalities at the end - one English/French mum and one Polish/Greek mum. In case you’re from an English speaking country and wondering why the names are so ‘strange’. But I have tried to include a couple of options for each name where at least one will work in an English language/accent)
(p.p.p.s if you’re thinking "no way - these sibling’s names don’t match at alllll, it makes no sense, no one in real life would go so rogue! I sadly have to tell you it is real, and in real life this is a very messy family lol)
(p.p.p.p.s the small ‘g’ in between DS/DD (like DggD) is “grand” or “great grand” daughter. I include it because there are two brothers - one has kids, no grandkids. The other has kids, grandkids and great-grandkids - even though they’re only 5 years apart!)
Okay I’m done. Have fun!
DGM dec. 94 would be 105 • FN: Frida, Ingrid, Enid, Indira, Hilda, Helga, Greta, Astrid LN: Olsen, Karlsson, Nilsen, Viklund, Wingard
DGF dec. 82, would be 103 • FN: Anders, Aksel, Derrick, Franz, Ragnar, Gunnar, Markus LN: Vasterberg, Anderson, Åberg, Nylander, Zettergberg, Bergsen
DS 79 • Sven, Finn, Nils, Leif, Bjorn, Hans, Jens, Lars, Haldor, Frederik LN: same as DGM
DS dec. at birth, would be 75 • Odin, Olaf, Soren, Magnus, Ibo, Peder, Per, Arno LN: same as DGF
DS 74 • same name as older brother DS dec. at birth, would be 75
DP (DS 79) •
DP dec. 75, would be 76 • Elise, Camille, Annalise, Marguerite, Embla, Hannelore, Laura, Henrietta, Johanne, Josefine LN: same as DH
DgS 55 • Dante, Keir, Ibo, Fiske, Kurt, Erik, Sander, Jeppe, Folke, Kristian, Ulrick, Kennett, Carl
DgD (estimate) age 54 (adopted roughly age 2 unknown dob) • Elisabet, Andrea, Elin, Marie, Marguerite, Ingrid, Merle, Joan, Helena, Annika, Anne, Astrid
DgD age 49 • Dagny, Else, Vivi, Eyre, Hilde, Heidi, Jytte, Mette, Pippi, Siri, Sindri, Vali
All LN same as parents
DP (DgS 55) •
exP 58 • Greta, Ulla, Steena, Ronja, Michaela, Elvina, Susan, Caren, Patricia, Maria, Miryam LN: Beck, Bille, Asmus, Antonsen, Larson, Dahl
DggS 32 • Elvis, Felix, Simon, Oskar, Markus, Kendrick, Carsten, Steven, Lucas
DggS 29 • Bram, Peter, Per, Thorin, Michael, Dagmar, Frederick, Kasper, Sander, Magnus, Madsen, Matthew, Kieron, Lars
Both LN same as DW
DP (DggS 32) •
DP 32 • Mila, Elsa, Cornelia, Adele, Florence, Altona, Toni, Marieke, Reina, Thelma LN: Jensen, Nielsen, Andersen, Knudsen, Anselm
DgggD 1 • Hanne, Lo, Louise, Elise, Elsa, Freja, Rohanne, Roxanne, Tove, Vali, Ella, Sofia LN: hyphen of both parents
DP (DgD 54) •
DP 55 • Svend-Hervé, Hans-Frederik, Jacques-Mauritz, André-Alexander, Vincent-Minik, Viggo-Sven, Ole-Roscoe, Kristian-Erik, Kristian-Arno LN: wife’s maiden name
DggD 23 • Maia, Emma, Lisa, Elsa, Laila, Leah, Elma, Hilda, Rosa, Gaia, Mila, Freya, Nora
DggD 19 • Elsie, Sylvie, Suki, Esta, Signe, Sanne, Sugi, Eden, Sofia, Sofie, Tora, Aina, Mile
DggS 16 • Ragnar, Rasmus, Ronan, Gustav, Dagmar, Asger, Gunnar, Bjorn, Casper, Omar
All same LN as wife’s maiden name
DP (DgD 49) •
DP 47 • Johan, Oscar, Jude, Jasper, Isaak, Malek, Damian, William, Louis, Quinten LN: Mortimer, Buske, Kierkegaard, Lyng, Madsen, Morgensen
DggD 10 • Olive, Sommer, Lucie, Elsie, Sofie, Tove, Marlie, Indie, Frida, Freja, Zephyr, Zoya
DggS 7 • Markus, Kaspian, Caspian, Kasper, Oskar, Martinus, Tobias, Lucas, Malakai
Both LN same as mum’s LN
DP (DS 74) •
exP 74 • FN: Thora, Synne, Carmine, Kari, Sylvie Karin MN: Hjördis, Berte, Maud, Mabel, Marit LN: Bergesen, Clausen, Christiansen, Bjornsen, Dastrup
exP 59 • Margot, Marleen, Vivienne, Francine, Justine, Florentine, Charlotte MN: Joana, Maria, Claudia, Ursula, Evelyn, Marie, Wilhelmina, Simone, Estelle LN: Girard, Dubois, Lambert, Deligne, Hendrickx, Harmel, Huygens
DP 53 • Ewa, Evelina, Magdalena, Izabella, Morgana, Anastasja, Ekaterina, Paloma, Justine, Estrella, Michelle MN (two): Catriona, Sofia, Daniella, Victoria, Veronika, Monika, Aleksandra, Oliwia, Alessandra, Gabriella, Maia, Dominika LN: Kowalska, Zielińska, Abrahamowicz, Mietek, Mackevič, Masur
DsgD 56 • Berget, Ingrid, Rita, Thula, Else, Aino, Anja, Louisa, Elfie
DgD (dec. aged 5, would be 50) • Asta, Lily, Mila, Milou, Marla, Sofia, Sylvia, Sora, Summer
Both LN: same as mum exP 74
DggD 29 • Florence, Phoebe, Nancy, Juliette, Roxanne, Olivia, Delilah, Anya MN: Charlotte, Evangeline, Irene, Johanna, Elise, Claire, Estelle, Joan, Dorothy, Pearl, Marielle
DggS 27 • same FN as uncle (DS 79) - can choose another from same set if you prefer MN (two): John, William, Michael, Matthew, Abel, Carlos, Caspian, Anthony, Norman, James, Henry, Marlin, Olivier, Oliver
Both LN: same as mum exP 59
DggD 20 • Felka, Frida, Freja, Francesca, Mariella, Mila, Jolanta, Ola, Alejandra
DggS 18 • Felix, Marcus, Oskar, Emil, Damian, Bo, Folke, Valentin, Vidar, Nils, Orvin, Liam, Adam, Svend, Reinhold, Siegmund, Milo, Louis
DggS 16 • Hansel, Merlin, Minik, Kai, Kit, Finn, Ben, Jakob, Cairo, Cruz, Evren, Cedric, Mathias, Matteo, Ansel, Otto
All 3 LN same as their dad