A goldmine of terrible naming ideas

Go to the baby center post on baby names and then scroll down and click “see all comments” –> Baby name reveal ideas | BabyCenter

It’s terrifying and hilarious. My favorite comment is by the woman who says she wants to name her son [name]Aiden[/name] and wants his middle name to rhyme, but can’t think of anything!

I hope most of these are jokes, but I’m afraid they aren’t. Anyhow, the whole thread is making me feel MUCH more open-minded about some of my fellow berry name suggestions. Too much of the baby center thread and pretty much any name that isn’t dead awful starts to sound pretty good.

lol wow. My favorites:

[name]Mel[/name]'asia Immunique – like I’m [name]Unique[/name] so she’s unique but not different the mom says
[name]Sy[/name]'rai Necole – pronounce si-rye and some one says Are you kidding?
[name]Diogenes[/name] – my son likes correcting people the mom says
Skaidrite
[name]Genessis[/name]
“My daughters are Naeveh and [name]Noone[/name]”
Nahvee
Awnystee – this sounds like “Aw nasty”
[name]Angelique[/name]-[name]Jacqueline[/name] [name]Sue[/name]-[name]Ellen[/name] [name]Lynn[/name]
Adorey Jreem
[name]Ayden[/name] with a middle that rhymes

I might come back with more that made me smile :slight_smile:

Wow… just wow. These are the ones that made me smile, lol:

Atarri Delontae (b)
Itzabella [name]Guadalupe[/name] (sister to [name]Alejandro[/name] [name]Guadalupe[/name], [name]Leonardo[/name] [name]Angel[/name], and [name]Azul[/name])
[name]Genessis[/name]
Kege (after brothers [name]Gage[/name] and [name]Kegan[/name]… “either that or Gagan”)
[name]Benicio[/name] Ochoa
Cailla (pron. [name]Ky[/name]-luh)
[name]Mary[/name] Suh
JalieAna [name]Clarice[/name] ([name]Jay[/name]-lee-ana)
[name]Aphrodite[/name] [name]Imani[/name]
[name]Bailey[/name]-[name]Jayne[/name]
Zy’[name]Quan[/name] and [name]Justin[/name] (brothers)
[name]Phoenix[/name] [name]Alyvia[/name]
[name]Messiah[/name] [name]Jayden[/name]
Diofenes (after grandpa)
Elocin [name]Morgan[/name]
Embre’Lye [name]Andrea[/name]-[name]Marcelle[/name] (pronounced [name]Ember[/name] Lie On-dray-uh [name]Marcelle[/name])
Eynon [name]Pari[/name] (b)
Fillest [name]Myrtle[/name] (g)
[name]Lysander[/name] [name]Carlisle[/name] Laythan and Absity [name]Amabel[/name] (b/g twins)
[name]Karma[/name] (b)
[name]Jonnie[/name] [name]Rayne[/name] (g)
Peper [name]Lex[/name] [name]Dianne[/name] (g)
Arabelah LynneMarie
Kayme (g, pron. [name]Kay[/name]-mee)
A’zharia [name]Miracle[/name]
Ukiah [name]Jane[/name] and Madix [name]James[/name]
[name]Neriah[/name] Mahida
Wenzdee (like [name]Wednesday[/name])
[name]Charlee[/name] [name]Love[/name] (g)
[name]Ravyn[/name] [name]Alexander[/name] (b), brother to [name]Salem[/name] [name]Zoe[/name] [name]Jane[/name] or Pwyll [name]Alexander[/name] (pron. [name]Phil[/name])
Dasany
Juliegh [name]Michelle[/name]

Although my favorite by far would have to be the 15 year old claiming to have “quatriplets” named [name]Ethan[/name], [name]Justin[/name], [name]Gabrial[/name] (g) and [name]Page[/name] (g).

bad. terribly, horribly bad. Some people apparently need to be banned from naming things

Thank you for the laugh. I’m almost in tears over Immunique “like I’m unique”

I just feel really bad when I remember that all of these children out there will grow up to be adults walking around with vegetable soup names, walking into job interviews and having to introduce herself as Awnystee (Nysty for short??). Or why she has to have three scantron sheets on her SATs to fit [name]Angelique[/name]-[name]Jacqueline[/name] [name]Sue[/name]-[name]Ellen[/name] [name]Lynn[/name]. I hope the majority of these are fake.

Oh no, I just got to Elocin!!! Nicole backwards!!! I’m just going to start introducing myself as Enilorac at the supermarket, and these are my friends Yelhsa, Einahpets, and Ailatan…DYING!

@greyer [name]Benicio[/name] and Ochoa, even the combo of [name]Benicio[/name] Ochoa are not unheard of in the Hispanic community and are completely normal, strangely enough I know one (although Ochoa is his ln and not mn) which is why I mentioned it.

@greyer [name]Benicio[/name] and Ochoa, even the combo of [name]Benicio[/name] Ochoa is not unheard of or considered weird in the Hispanic community, and strangely enough I know one (although Ochoa is his ln and not mn) which is why I mentioned it.

Is it bad that I was able to read those names completely normally even though you typed them backwards? lol

Wow, even our trolls aren’t that bad!

Usually :slight_smile: