Rosemary Wanda Litchfield, nee Summers (62) is the evil mastermind behind ‘Poptuplets’ phenomenon to torment so many innocent parents. She’s not a media mogul or network bigwig but actually the grandmother of the little girls mentioned in the infamous earworm, although, in a twist that would shock dozens of innocent viewers, there are in fact no real ‘Poptuplets’. While her daughter did give birth to twin girls’, that’s six children to short for octuplets, however Rosemary is never a woman to be held back by such trivial details like the truth.
Having put her daughter through pageants vigorously, and still taking a lot of pride in the trophy’s she won, Rosemary absolutely knows how to find something that will sell, which led to her penning the horrible song. It wasn’t about making anything educational, entertaining or even bearable to be performed by a young artist, what she knew was necessary was an inescapably catchy tune, and by golly, she’s managed to create the worst version of this imaginable.
At this point, the Poptuplets themselves are obsolete, as Rosemary doubts she can keep up her rouse, even if she manages to find 6 other children to pretend they’re also her grandkids. When she isn’t admiring her revenue from this tune, Rosemary’s trying to pressure her daughter into reentering the pageant world with the twins, believing they have a real chance at reigniting the glory era she established as a young mother. It’s either that or she wants them to be morphed into modern day Olsen Twins, having definitively not learned her lesson from the strained relationship she has with her children, who don’t approve of her using ways.
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