Warning (not really) for highly annoying song.
Actual warning for parental abandonment and missing father.
[name_m]Zaccheus[/name_m] " [name_m]Zack[/name_m] " [name_m]Forrest[/name_m] Blanton (27) is a fellow neighbour of [name_f]Caroline[/name_f], [name_f]Marilyn[/name_f], and [name_f]Gloria[/name_f] and is the maternal uncle of the aforementioned twins, being Lil’s brother. Does he have a life outside his comedy? He would say yes. Everyone has a life outside of their jokes, or at least everyone who isn’t a joke themselves. Does he and Lil’s father have a life outside being a deadbeat? His firm answer: “No.” He finds it painfully obvious that his father is wrong about how he is when he randomly shows up and acts like he’s no deadbeat before disappearing again. [name_m]Zack[/name_m] scoffs, “He’ll never listen and the ignorance - practically stupidity - is highly annoying. It’s like a kid being asked what 1 + 1 is, literally being told it’s 2, but answering with -10,000.” [name_m]Zack[/name_m] enjoys being a neighbour to his sister and her children and he’s also supportive of Caroline’s family, even the youngest sibling who repeatedly sings this song, “Poptuplets”. He told [name_f]Caroline[/name_f] the song gives [name_m]Vincent[/name_m] [name_u]Van[/name_u] Gogh vibes. “Because it’s an art form?” “No, because it makes me want to cut off my ear.” The tune is unoriginal, being the same tune as ABC song/Twinkle Twinkle [name_m]Little[/name_m] [name_f]Star[/name_f], but worse because it repeats as a neverending song.
Poptuplets
Would you would you look at those?
Frilly baby girls with bows.
Octuplets here, oh-so-sweet
They’re pop stars you’d love to meet.
Would you would you look at those?
Here’s how the special song goes…
Would you would you look at those?
Frilly baby girls with bows.
Octuplets here, oh-so-sweet
They’re pop stars you’d love to meet.
Would you would you look at those?
Here’s how the special song goes.
[repeat again from beginning]
The song is horrible and the lyrics aren’t good either (Octuplet babies!? Octuplet babies who are already pop stars?! Seriously?!) and [name_m]Zack[/name_m] asked [name_f]Caroline[/name_f] if their sibling made it up. [name_f]Caroline[/name_f] answered, “No actually this chick [name_f]Liana[/name_f] [name_m]Ramirez[/name_m] sang it on TV.” They both eyerolled but don’t question it. [name_m]Zack[/name_m] himself has no children and had no desire to have any at the moment but he’s far from child-free and he enjoys children. but naturally cringes when people ask him “when” he will be a father, as if this is something that will definitely happen, and will happen very soon. He has no plans for children or marriage and enjoys being single, feeling like he gets more comedic inspiration from being “forever alone”. There was a woman he fell for however who was somewhat close to him. Close enough that they felt good about seeing one another but not so close that they’re obviously a friendship. This woman was [name_u]Cass[/name_u] Maidstone, also a mother of a daughter, from a pregnancy she had at 18. [name_m]Zack[/name_m] is not the father, he barely knew [name_u]Cass[/name_u] well at the time, and the real father abandoned [name_u]Cass[/name_u] before her daughter was even born. [name_m]Zack[/name_m] had bonded with [name_u]Cass[/name_u] more and hadn’t met her daughter, but can tell just how great of a mother [name_u]Cass[/name_u] was by her nature. He could feel himself really falling for her and attended a few events she was at. But he also enjoyed the casual side of her and one time he decided to go join her on a hike. [name_u]Cass[/name_u] also seemed to warm up to [name_m]Zack[/name_m].
One day, hours before a comedy show, [name_m]Zack[/name_m] felt like he couldn’t stop thinking about [name_u]Cass[/name_u]. He decided he really liked her but didn’t want to ask her during a performance, believing this would be awkward and not go well. He knew a fellow comedian who learned the hard way in an even worse circumstance - marriage proposal! He proposed to her and it looked like a cute acceptance, but truth is, she only accepted to spare embarrassment for both of them. In fact, she actually quietly said “No” first but everyone in the audience was so hyped up watching the proposal that she loudly said “Yes”. [name_m]Zack[/name_m] feels awkward thinking about that but as a comedian, he couldn’t help but join the roasts. But this was not about asking [name_u]Cass[/name_u] to marry him on stage. This was just simply working the nerve to ask her out, something [name_m]Zack[/name_m] wasn’t used to giving his low dating history. He remembers a time he asked a woman he liked before but got rejected because she thought he was asking sarcastically. [name_m]Zack[/name_m] is so nervous and spends the day questioning how to tell her. Eventually he finally works up the nerve an hour before his comedy show. He tells [name_u]Cass[/name_u] how much she’s truly appreciated and asks [name_u]Cass[/name_u] if she would like to go out sometime. However, [name_u]Cass[/name_u] responds that truthfully, she likes her alone time and feels she’s stronger dealing with what she’s going through by focusing on herself and her daughter, not a relationship. She apologises but rejects him. [name_m]Zack[/name_m] understands and takes it well but hides his utter disappointment - [name_u]Cass[/name_u] was the only time he truly fell for someone. But he has to move on from this, and soon, because he had a comedy show to go to in the next hour.
He sounded rather awkward starting his segment of the comedy show but managed to get livelier and finish on a good note. Given his style of comedy, it worked out for him. He’ll never do important risks like that again before a show but he’s glad this one didn’t screw him up as much as he thought it would. He’s questioned himself about dating and thought, “Obviously she’s going to reject me, what was I thinking? I always said I’m forever alone, I can’t be sad I’m rejected, because this is what I practically wished for anyway. I said last year to the [name_m]Keating[/name_m] family that I didn’t need anything for [name_u]Christmas[/name_u] and didn’t complain when I got nothing. If I had a problem with that and complained that I should “get something anyway when I said I didn’t want it”, I would have gotten a music single of ‘Poptuplets’ for Christmas.” [name_m]Zack[/name_m] was trying his best to move on quickly from [name_u]Cass[/name_u], after all he completely agreed with her stance, even if it broke his heart. Something changed with his perception of Cass’s ex, while [name_m]Zack[/name_m] knew Cass’s ex was already a bad person. He was learning a few things from [name_f]Sadie[/name_f] that he didn’t know after a conversation with [name_f]Sadie[/name_f]. “You’re Lil’s brother, aren’t you Zack?” [name_f]Sadie[/name_f] asked him, with him responding yes. She continued, “And you’re also Cass’s ex?” He responded, “Uh no, I’m not that creepy freak that ran away on her. I was just a guy who liked her years after. But don’t tell her because I already did and got rejected. So I’m not an ex at all, just a silly sucker who didn’t have the chance to uh, begin with. Yes, exactly that, Ex-Zack-tly. Wait never mind, I…” [name_f]Sadie[/name_f] cuts off, “I know you’re nervous but hey, I also know you’re not the ex of [name_u]Cass[/name_u] who impregnated her. And the reason I know that is because…not only have I met Cass’s ex, but he is the father of my daughter [name_f]Mags[/name_f], too.” [name_m]Zack[/name_m] was shocked. This man got two women pregnant and ran off twice? The next time [name_m]Zack[/name_m] talked to [name_f]Lil[/name_f], she looked concerned. They didn’t necessarily want to stalk this man or send him hate, but they couldn’t help but wonder what he was doing or where he was. After searching his name, they found articles by the police that this man had been missing - but just recently. He had a criminal record and it was believed he just ran off from being wanted, although he may have simply disappeared without intentionally doing so. It’s a very low chance he was kidnapped or murdered, but cannot legally be ruled out since there’s not enough evidence. [name_f]Lil[/name_f] has heard of deadbeats running off from children before but never one who did it twice and then disappeared for real. [name_m]Zack[/name_m] truly was disturbed too and didn’t want anyone to get the wrong idea that he “only wanted to find Cass’s ex to try and get [name_u]Cass[/name_u] to like him”. His love life meant nothing anymore and instead answers on this deadbeat’s missing status was a huge thought, especially since he owes child support. As much as he hated this ex of [name_u]Cass[/name_u] and [name_f]Sadie[/name_f], he wanted answers on where this man was. [name_f]Lil[/name_f] knew [name_m]Zack[/name_m] had a rare determination streak that often goes unnoticed, but when he had it, it was strong as iron. Both of them feel this way about the eldest [name_m]Keating[/name_m] sibling too, who is actually the opposite in personality being a chill optimist, but also has a strong determination on the matter.
Cass was created by @cara_murvolio.
Liana was created by @Lindseylloyd052399.