Where did all these pizzas come from?
C: “Hello? [name_m]Don[/name_m]’t y’all listen to the announcements?”
D: “I mean, I usually do, but this morning…”
A: “No."
C: “How can you properly assess the campus for troublemaking opportunities if you don’t know what’s out of the ordinary?”
Next: Why hasn’t somebody put out this fire yet?!
Why hasn’t somebody put out this fire yet?!
“I forgot!”
“Excuse me?”
“You forgot?!”
“Yes…?”
“I- wha-”
“How you manage to survive this long is still a mystery to me.”
Next: How should we celebrate your birthday?
“Dad. With a cake, candles, and a party. Duh.”
“But you’re turning seventeen. You need a peaceful birthday.”
“Who the heck has ever had an, ahem, ‘peaceful birthday’?”
“Why, me, of course. [name_f]My[/name_f] birthday is always quiet and a normal day!”
“I would applaud you, but YOU HAVE A BIG BIRTHDAY BASH EVERY YEAR.”
“Well, that’s not my real birthday!”
“[name_m]Say[/name_m]-- say what now, Dad?”
“I hate repeating myself, you know that! So, a quiet birthday for you, eh?”
Next: What is that huge shadow in your driveway? You know, behind those boxes?
What is that huge shadow in your driveway? You know, behind those boxes?
“No, get outta there.”
“Okay, first of all, what? Second of all, why are you calling me? I’m in your kitchen?”
“What.”
“What?”
Next: Halloween costume ideas?
Halloween costume ideas?
“Gnomes and Nymphs?”
“You’ll see.”
Next: What should I eat for dinner?
What should I eat for dinner?
“I live halfway across the country, [name_m]Jed[/name_m].”
“But what should I eat?”
“I’m sure you don’t need my help.”
“I’m having a personal emergency of critical indecisiveness. Mother, so help me, tell me what I should eat!”
“Well, why don’t you check the fridge?”
“Empty.”
“The pantry?”
“Empty.”
“[name_m]Jed[/name_m], go grocery shopping! Your wife leaves for a week and look at the state you’re in! How about the garage?”
“There’s nothing in the garage. Why would there be anything in the garage?”
“Because you always have juice boxes and candy hiding somewhere! Eat that.”
Next question: Who stole your money?
Who stole your money?
“I think you did it.”
“What? No, [name_m]Al[/name_m] did it!”
“What.”
“No, I saw you!”
Next: who let the dogs out?
Who let the dogs out?
“Bold of you to assume it’s me!”
“of course it’s me, [name_f]Lil[/name_f]’ fella!”
“They got bored, man!”
“Of course, [name_u]Zen[/name_u], who else do you think!”
“wasn’t me!”
“dance-off!”
NEXT: why dont you visit me often?
Why don’t you visit me often?
“I doubt you have anywhere else to be, Miss [name_u]Austen[/name_u]. With your lacking social life”
“This is why I don’t come, and why I’m always late, your awful!”
“Agreed”
[name_m]Bram[/name_m] looked dissapproving. “Hmm. Sit down now.”
Next: Why did you leave me?
Why Did You [name_m]Leave[/name_m] Me?
“I didn’t?”
“Sure seemed like you did.”
“How…? Bro We’re not even dating-”
“Not anymore we aren’t. Not since you left.”
“What the redacted do you mean?”
“You left!”
“We were never dating!”
“I know.”
“THEN WHAT DO YOU M E A N?”
“I mean that I needed to distract you.”
“What?”
“I distracted you.”
“From what?”
“What I needed to distract you from.”
“Alright??”
“Bye!”
What color are your eyes?
“They’re grey, thank you very much”
“Yeah, I know that’s what all the official documents say, but I’m not convinced. Today they look really blue.”
“Well… maybe I have color changing eyes, [name_u]Morgan[/name_u]. Now can we please get back to studying?”
“When you face that way they look green!”
“Morgan.”
“Fine.”
Next: Who are you?
“Who are you?”
“You’re worst nightmare,”
“You don’t look like my worst nightmare. [name_f]My[/name_f] worst nightmare is a dolphin taking over the world with the help of an alien coming from the planet Xorg.”
“Fine, maybe I’m not your worst nightmare, but I am a nightmare!”
“Mm, I don’t think so. Most of my nightmares either feature talking animals or me as a grown-up.”
Next: Why are you so ugly?
Why are you so ugly?
“I’m not.”
“He is.”
“He definitely is.”
“Guys, what the hell?”
Next: are you on my side?
are you on my side?
[translated ]“If that was the case, you could just tell me what you’re planning to do. So?”
next: What does the future hold?
“It’s really not… what it looks like." [name_f]Ffion[/name_f] said, nervously.
“Oh yeah. Well, it looks like you were just leaving!” [name_u]Marie[/name_u] said accusingly
“With, my boyfriend.”
“I’m sorry [name_u]Marie[/name_u]. I love [name_f]Ffion[/name_f]. Not you.”
“Well have a good time.” [name_u]Marie[/name_u] said, and she left
Why are you so angry all the time?
“I’m not angry!”
“That sounds angry to me.”
“When you ask me why I’m angry it makes me angry because I’m not angry!!”
“Okay. Are you… alright?”
“Stop asking me questions!”
“Just answer that?”
“Yes. I am. Thank you for asking.”
“There’s my girl.”
Next: why does it get dark so early now?
“The goverment have scheduled it, so the nights are light and the day is dark!”
“What, that’s preposterous!” [name_f]Ffion[/name_f] replied, as she saw Marie’s faint shadow in the dark
“I know. Were just gonna have to manage.” [name_u]Marie[/name_u] replied
Question: What is love?
@anon9857245 Next question is…?
[name_m]Ive[/name_m] added it
OK, all good then 