Dialogue Questions and Answers

A bit of a game for us :slight_smile: I got the idea from something the Instagram user @purplest_prose does.

Basically, someone will comment a question, and the next person has to use dialogue from your current work in progress to answer it. The questions can be as serious or as ridiculous as you want, and this applies to the answers as well.

Once you’ve posted a response to the question, you can post a new question for the next person. You can even make it a bit harder, by specifying what the dialogue has to be from. For example “said by a male character”.

I hope this makes sense!

First question:

How will we stop COVID-19?

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This sounds awesome!

How will we stop COVID-19?

“[name_m]Don[/name_m]’t worry, we have a plan!”

“Uh, no we don’t.”

“What’s the plan?”

“Nothing, because we don’t have one.”

([name_f]Hope[/name_f] I did that correctly)

Next: How should we decorate this cake?

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“Either slow or quick, it can all end the same. Your life could be gone if you don’t pay attention. You’ll never improve if you don’t experience the consequences.”

New Question: What is the real reason 6 is afraid of 7?

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What is the real reason 6 is afraid of 7?

“You’ll see tomorrow”

“What a blow-off!”

“I don’t care much for those.”
LOL that last line fit perfectly :rofl:

Next question: Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

“I plead the fifth.”

“This isn’t the US answer the question.”

Next: How do we sneak in to the party?

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:joy::joy: [name_u]Love[/name_u] your dialogue!

“How do we sneak into the party?”

“Oh, no. Not after the bungee incident last year. I don’t trust you.”

“Oh, come on. I was holding the bungee cord! You were fine!”

“I may have been drunk, but I know for a fact that that ‘bungee cord’ was a garden hose!”

“Well, you got down safely from the roof. What’s the problem?”

“Safely? Dude, I smacked against the ground and dislocated my shoulder.”

“Worse has happened to professionals.”

“Forget it, man. I’m going home.”

Next: Why is this ghost in my living room again?

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Why is this ghost in my living room again?

“You summoned it.”

“Oh yeah, I did, so how do we get rid of it?”

“Uh, I dunno, holy water?”

“What? I can’t just bring holy water into my house, the basement demon would have a heart attack!”

Next: Why did it take me/us/you 4 google searches to find that out? (also inspired by that time I had to google how to spell attic)

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“What’s another word for ‘good?’ I’ve already used it four times in this paragraph.”

“What are you doing?”

“I have a six-page essay due at 11:59 tonight and I started it twenty minutes ago.”

Next: Why are the police at your house?

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Why are the police at your house?

“There might have been a misunderstanding…”

“Misunderstanding?! You saw a fake knife with fake blood on it and called the police!”

Next: Why are we going on this roadtrip?

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I seriously love that​:joy::joy:

Btw, next question?

I’ll post a new question :slight_smile:

Next: What did I get for my birthday?

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“What did I get for my birthday?”

“That!”

“What?”

“Ya know, the very large armchair that is sitting in the middle of your room! The one you’re sitting on!”

“Ohhhh, I thought my room was being used for storage, because, as is quite obvious, I have the biggest room.”

Next: What happened to the vacuum cleaner?

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What happened to the vacuum cleaner?

“Well in short, we got drunk.”

“Okay, but that still doesn’t explain how it got on the roof.”

Next: Where did you get that car?

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Wow that’s great @AvyPepps

“where did you get that car?”

“There was a sign in the parking lot near the car and it said for sale, so I left 100 bucks on the sidewalk and took the car!”

“[name_u]Taylor[/name_u], no! That was a sign for the books in that box near it. That car was someone’s!”

“Uh oh”

Next one: “Why did you call me at three AM on a [name_f]Tuesday[/name_f]?”

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Thank you!

Why did you call me at 3 AM on a [name_f]Tuesday[/name_f]?

“I’m scared.”

“Why?”

“Bigfoot’s gonna get me.”

“Bigfoot- Wait, can you please repeat that, because excuse me what?”

Next: Why did you get me this for my birthday?

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Why did you get me this for my birthday?
“A flowy green dress with a ruffled collar, ruffled sleeves, an angled cut at the bottom, and a pattern of purple, pink, and yellow flowers?”
“Yes!”
“I don’t care much for those…”
That line, I don’t care much for those, is my absolute favorite :rofl:

Next question: Why did the old lady in the shoe have so many kids?

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“Really? I didn’t realize he was interested in having a wife,”

“A [name_m]King[/name_m] needs an heir, doesn’t he?”

Next Question: What’s the bets part about Nameberry?

([name_m]Just[/name_m] to make sure everyone here understands, the goal is to find dialogue from whatever book you’re writing to answer the question. Some of them have been very specific to the question, so I just wanted to make sure :slight_smile: )

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What’s the best part about Namberry?

“The dancing, the wine, the-”

“But there’s no dancing, or wine?”

“Oh, well the company then!”

Next: How did you find friends this great?

(I know my answers could be really specific, but I promise you it’s from a story I’m writing!)

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(I know! I just wanted to double check for everyone :smiley: I love your dialogue)

How did you find friends this great?

“I’m in a club with a bunch of idiots.” [name_f]Eleanor[/name_f] said, shaking her head.

“Oh, come on. You love us.”

“[name_f]Do[/name_f] I?”

Next question: Where did [name_m]Cotton[/name_m] Eyed [name_m]Joe[/name_m] come from?

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(Thank you!! [name_u]Love[/name_u] your too!)

Where did [name_m]Cotton[/name_m] Eyed [name_m]Joe[/name_m] come from?

“The forest.”

“But why? And how? But mostly why?”

“Why are you asking me? I literally took that off of Google.”

Next: Where did all these pizzas come from?

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