If you were to give people fake names for your children, just to get a reaction, what would you name them?
Real children or hypothetical, in which case make your own siblings.
I’ll post mine when I think of something ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.
I think it would be horrible (and extremely cruel to the poor child) if I named my daughter Salt Water. Or Lymozinne Dryver or something just nastily, utterly ridiculous (like Gaytor [name]Ade[/name] or Zivandreantha or [name]Saturn[/name] or um, well… I could go on forever).
I would probably do one of these-
Chickenpoquiniqua ([name]Che[/name]-ken-pock-wen-ee-kwah)
La-a (Luh-dash-uh)
Yellowjello (Yell-aw-jell-oh)
Orangejello (Or-aw-jell-oh)
Quoworotoyopolokojohogofodosomonobovocozuzu (Quo-wo-ro-to-yo-po-lo-jo-go-fo-do-so-mo-no-bo-vo-co-zoo-zoo)
Thuhcowwsayysmoo (The-cow-says-moo)
Aeiliqutcheez (I-like-cheese)
Aeiouyroseyuoiea ([name]Rose[/name]-- the a, e, i, o, u, and y’s are all silent)
And my favorite… Q’wertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (pronouced “Kwer-tee-you-i-op-az-duff-gudge-kleez-x-ceev-bun-uhm”)
That was fun! 
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I know some people with the last name [name]Lee[/name] who named their two kids [name]Brock[/name] and [name]Doyle[/name]. Yes, [name]Brock[/name] [name]Lee[/name] and [name]Doyle[/name] [name]Lee[/name]. (Broccoli and Doily) [name]Both[/name] boys use their middle initial when stating their names. [name]Brock[/name] J. [name]Lee[/name] and [name]Doyle[/name] M. [name]Lee[/name]. Not sure what the middle initials stand for, though. I think their names are so mean of the parents…
La-a was always one of my favorite ridiculous names.
I love Chickepoquiniqua, La-a, and Aeiouyroseyuoiea. I gave up trying to pronounce the ones starting with Q. 
Omigosh! Lol 
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